KINGS, CROOKS & WAR

KINGS, CROOKS & WAR

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✪ Good Saturday evening greetings & salutations, my fellow New Americanist Patriots! Behold the continuing dumpster fire, trainwreck clusterfuck spectacle which is the American Left in all of their gory as their legions of lobotomized, intellectually stunted, clapping circus seals perform! ARF, ARF, ARF! Every one of them puking up the same CCP sponsored and financed talking points in unison… I mean, WTF is the point of possessing a brain capable of any objective reasoning, critical analysis, or independent thought when you can just clap and caterwall on the cue of your marxist masters for free fish? ARF, ARF, ARF!

In case you haven’t already heard, the latest episode of the “No Kings” bullshit will be upon us again this Saturday. That’s today if you are reading this! The Left will already more than likely shit all over themselves again in public in yet another embarrasing and humiliating debacle of terminal TDS. This will be the THIRD time around they have wheeled out this limp-dicked excuse of a nationwide “protest” movement which is in reality, little more than an old hippie, white lefty Karen, great unwashed jamboree extravaganza celebrating their terminal affliction with the Hate America donkee butthole cancer which has completely metastisized to that single twin celled neural synapse they call their brain. In otherwords, it’s migrated another 10 inches up to the insides of the lowest reaches of their lower intestines. The proverbial seat of all Leftarded thinking & the center of the only constant, compulsive obssession which incessantly drives their tiny, pinheaded, little donkeeverse: SEX, SEX, SEX!

And we’re not talking here about one of God’s most wonderful blessings to the Human Race in flesh. Fuck No! (pun intended) Because like everything else they touch and corrupt with their filthy thoughts and fingers, they just can never be happy accepting sex as one of several natural parts of life which provides for the stable procreation and continuation of the Human Race. Oh no, because that shit’s boring; and besides, that huge vacuum they created inside themselves the moment after they denied God and kicked him out of the center of their lives needs to be filled with something because it’s left a big gaping, sucking spiritual chest wound, they in their infinite wisdom and self righteous intellectual authority and moral superiority have futiley attempted to to fill by crowning themselves as gods in their own image and “KINGS” in their own minds. ARF, ARF, ARF!

OK, so I guess I’m taking the long way around here to just say Leftists can never improve because they insist on keeping their diseased brains in their asses and fixated with endless looping about butt sex, fag sex, trans sex, oral sex, kiddie sex, animal sex, handicap sex, devil sex, stimulation, orgasm, shit eating, fluids, orifices, yadda, yadda, yadda, blah, blah, blah. So many times I’m just tempted to tell them to “shove” all their disgusting sex preoccupation up their asses, but then again why in blazes would I ever want to give them exactly what they want?

I guess they’ re hoping the third time around will be the charmer with their NO KINGS bullshit. Of course, this entire marxist soap opera is completely drenched and saturated in the ironic Donkee piss stench of yet another double standard. If the Ratz are the KINGS of anything, it’s the pretzel twisting illogic, mindfuck manipulation of doing something right before your very eyes while simultaneously telling you that what you’re seeing them do right before you very eyes is something they really aren’t doing. And even tho they’ve had more practice at doing this than Hakeem Jeffries has had blowing Schumer in the Senate cloakroom, the only way anybody is able to reconcile the completely obvious stretching and warping of their universal truth-logic continum is if they happen to be a member of the happy sheeple. clapping commie seal brigade which keeps their brain in their ass. However, I digress. ARF, ARF, ARF!

The ugly truth is the Left is perectly OK with KINGS, so long as the KINGS are their KINGS! There’s that fucking annoying double standard again. So infuriating! How do I know this, because I was forced to endure and suffer through the two termed reign of the jug earred, blue lipped, MK ULTRA, hollow milk chocolate pharaoh, cock sucking, phony, Manchurian CIA incubated whelp. Oh, but they went one even worse. So eager was the ingorant gullible herd to scarf down that free fish in a single gulp, someone in the Machine figured out Barky The Kang just wouldn’t be enough. Therein, the celestial powers which be proceeded the onslaught of a constant media propaganda psyop to deify this phony Kenyan shit stain.

Who could forget all those strategically composed news media photo ops of him with all the phony bogus halos crowning his head? The constant emphasis on how smart, articulate and clean he was? The relentless cheerleading for the “fundamental transformation” we were told was necessary in order to “fix” the country of more than a century of progressive “fundamental transformation” which had already taken place? Butt isn’t that always the way it is with these insects? Their answer to every failure is to just double down on even more failure because the only way they can live with themselves and their smelly jenkum egos is by convincing themselves they can be successful at something; even if it’s only FAILURE.

That’s precisely the complete OPPOSITE of Trump; who has wired himself to WIN even in instances others may consider as failure. That’s a roundabout way of saying trump still WINS, even when he loses. Some nights I lay awake in bed fantasizing about how awesome everything would be if Trump really tirned out to be the sum of all demmycrap gears. If he really was the SOB they claim him to be! What would really do if he had unlimited power (you know, the kind of power which the little Donkee dream about for themselves and makes their little Donkee puds stand up their full two inches)? Not that we haven’t already gone to incredible lengths to honor our amazing tradional system of governanace by playing “by the rules” with a bunch of worthless, shiteating, stanic marxist degenerate sociopathic traitors who consider our moral uprightness as a sucker’s bet only to be exploited as weakness; until it isn’t.

No, I wouldn’t cry at all if I woke up one day to find King Donald had issued execultive orders banning islam, communism and generalized faggoty perversion in all of it multitudinous forms, while declaring a state of emergency to commence the purging of our nation within a nation of all the corrupt, parasitic, bloodsucking “migrants”& their enablers. Too extreme you say? Then consider what will happen once the Ratz game the votes again to flip the House and Senate. Imagine what they’ll do with a President Hairgrease or the cackling Willie bobber in The White House. I suggest extreme times call for extreme measures and if you don’t agree we’re already living in extreme times now then perhaps you’ve been watching too many Nancy Grace TMZ cable marathons about Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom. ARF, ARF, ARF!

So the Rat zombies all hate Trump because they’ve been brainwashed into believing he’s some sort of “KING.” Their stupidity is industrialized sized STUPID considering their open love of cruel tyrants, maniac dicktaters and degenrate perverts. Anyone but Orange Man Bad! Anything but America First, peace, prosperity and freedom! The song coming from the kazoo playing seals in the Legacy Ministry of Lies, Proaganda and Misinformation, Star Chamber News Media is just relentless. OMG, he’s an out of control warmonger. He’s shamed and destroyed the credibility of our country forever by launching an illegal war without the approval of the United Nation’s intenational governing body! Oh snap, fuck me…whatever shall we do? All is lost!

Thank you Sir, may we have another, please! Personally, I hope Trump burns the mutherfuker to the ground. By the time History squirts us out on the other side of all this chaos and entropy, I’ll be looking out for a free market Cuba & Venezuela, a Central America which continues evolving favorably by rounding up all of the gang criminals and dropping them into concrete holes, China neutered with a rusty butter knife, the death of BRICS, the demise of the FED, IRS, United Nations, Euro=pee-on Union and World Economic Flatulence. I’ll also celebrate American global energy dominance and a more peaceful, stable Middle East once we finish the job of fumigating that filthy scorpion nest.

Give a real choise, I’m inclined to err on the side of supporting real attempts by someone with the stones to actually come along and reshuffle the deck. That is of course, if we ever stand a real chance of pulling up out of the current nosedive and not hitting the wall by continuing to double down on the failures of the current system. I understand that involves risk, butt as one of America’s past Kings, “Barky the Mutt” once decreed, “we are the ones we have been waiting for.” Proving that even a clueless squirrel ocassionally finds a nut in his own crap. How you liking them apples, chump commie motherfuckers?

Whatever happens this weekend with either the Iran War, Trump or the “No Kings’ exercise by the unwashed hordes among us, you can pretty much rely on one thing: tremendous resouces will continue to be pissed away attempting to keep the Sheep worried, anxious and discouraged they will suffer the loss of all we hold dear unless our “cherished” dumbocracy is immediately restored by the “revolution” which can only save America from the insane ravages of King Donald Maximus. Yawn! More noise of desperation coming from a dying Left which unfortunately just can’t be made to die fast enough. Well, it can butt the General would never ever even consider such a thing, because as we all know here, peace, equality and true brotherly love are the only ways toward the wonderful utopian world of our collective future we all want to build and share together. Kumbyah!

Shit! This week’s Double Barrel title is “Kings, Crooks and War” and it just occurred to me I didn’t even get to the “CROOKS” part, yet. Oh well, as my Pappy used to always scold me at the dinner table when I emptied all the mashed potatoes on my plate, “don’t be so greedy. you can always come back for more.” Tune in again for next week’s installment of Double Barrel; also informally known as “As The World Burns.” Just like those mashed potatoes, I guarantee you there’ll be plenty more to elaborate. Because there will be new expolits of our criminal niwitted ratfuks with perhaps a few juicy surpises thrown in. Come on, Supreme Court do your thing! We’re burning daylight. Hand down that birthright citizenship ruling to finally close the door to STOP the Democraps from purposely misinterpreting the Constitution to import & establish a new entitlement plantation majority. Come on Senate, pull your thumbs out of your corrupt asses and ACT to SAVE AMERICA! We’re tired of all the lies, procedural three card monty head fakes and having our chickens tugged! Get it done! And who thinks by this time next week the government will still be shut down? Stand by and pop more popcorn! The revoltion will not be televised! Good times! Make America Great Again! ✪

For God, Family & Country,

General Mossberg