WE’LL BE YOUR HUCKLEBERRIES

WE’LL BE YOUR HUCKLEBERRIES

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✪ Good Saturday Evening, fellow New Americanist Patriots! Happy day after International Workers Day, Komrades! I hope everyone here was able to celebrate a happy commie Xmas yesterday! Did you get out there and hit the streets on May 1st to “Crush Capitalism?” Did you do your part to throw off this horribly exploitive, racist system of of oppressive patriarchy which is responsible for all of the World’s problems including the ongoing genocide of trans kids, hatred for our presh-shush muslim “immigrants,” and the continued destruction of our Mother Gaia’s environment, blah, blah, blah.

Another week on the books of playing nice and enduring yet more of the babbling, nonsensical, pathological rantings and ravings of the mentally ill Left; soiling themselves and frothing at the mouth as they continue to slide farther down the slippery slope, screaming and soiling themselves, into the political quicksands of historical irrelevancy. As far as I’m concerned, they just can’t die fucking soon enough. Of course I only mean that figuratively as I would never wish a single hair on their tender, pristine Donkees asses to ever come to any harm. Because as we all know, LUV is the only way of brotherly understanding to that warm collective utopian future which lies just on the other side past the train stations, work camps, killing fields, open pits and free showers in that bright and shining future world of warm collectivism where we all will live happily ever after, own nothing, eat insects and be slaves to homosexual robots. However, I digress…

Disclaimer: I’m going to be a good boy and handle tonight’s Double Barrel subject of political violence very carefully with kit gloves; mostly out of concern and respect for NOT attracting any kind of unwanted attention to this website. Because Heaven knows, there aren’t too many online places remaining where Patriots such as we can still meet to share the fellowship of likeminded others. I kinda regard this place as a 21st Century City Tavern of sorts and I don’t want to give any ass breath, progressive Karens a single reason to direct any unwanted attention here. I promise to behave. And no, I’m not talking about any intelligence challenged, meth fried swamp hicks on other sites who mooch off their grannies because their criminal record has kept them from ever holding a real job or serving in our military. The General actually appreciates the loyalty & devotion of such inbred white trash gay fan boys who never miss a single week of Double Barrel. After seven years, the General is happy to know his words can still provoke these worthless & pathetic, loser ass boils to jizz their dirty diapers every time they post their “Hackers must die!” bullshit. Hahaha!

So I am going to ask everyone here to please bear with me and read between the lines whenever possible because as we all know, as members of the Right, we are completely responsible for the current atmosphere of ratcheting political violence in this country today and I would never stoke the flames of divisive rhetoric by ever suggesting the Left should just stop poking the bear, because even fools eventually find out the hard way what happens when they poke the bear one too many times. Kumbayah!

This last week we once again witnessed the horrifying spectacle of another assassination attempt made against our President. Thank goodness the Donkee assholes are just as incompetent and good at fucking up assassinations as they are at everything else. Supposedly, some half black mutt from California who recently received his Donkee brain transplant drove all the way across the country to the DC Hilton Ballroom during the White House Apparatchik’s Dinner to storm his way past more than one security check point where police and Secret Service were too busy to notice; standing around with their thumbs stuck up one another’s ass, trading locker room, war stories about banging the high school prom queen. A bomb and weapon sniffing dog actually picked up on this skunk while he was setting up in a side room, but his handler was too big a doofus to catch the signal. Great work there, Tex! How much are we paying you to be completely worthless?

Looks like our Leroy Harvey Oswald wannabe used a service elevator to gain easy enough access the the ballroom foyer. WTF? From there he made a mad dash into the ballroom carrying no less than a fully auto Ma Deuce, half a dozen high caliber side arms, a crate of grenades, a shoulder fire bazooka and a five foot long samurai sword. No seriously, he came more than adequately equipped to start a war and change the entire course of human history forever. Thank goodness he FAILED, even if only out of mere luck! Thank goodness he was too fucking stupid to ever succeed. In fact it’s really no miracle he failed as spectacularly as he did and the only casualty of the night was some stupid Secret Service agent accidentally shooting another cop wearing Kevlar in the chest. And did I actually see Secret Service Agent Butterball still very much employed and on the scene? You remember her don’t you? She was that fat, gun fumbling, DEI hire, lesbian hippo we saw back at the July 13, 2024 Butler, Pennsylvania Trump assassination attempt. I know an event which happened almost two years ago exceeds the hard drive storage capabilities of many Sheeple who have already overloaded their biological RAM circuits with televised sports and the latest hip hop celebrity news, but Pepperidge Farms and the General certainly remember that sow. WHY is she still on the President’s security detail?

Of course, the brain dead, lock step army of Alphabet Media chihuahuas wasted no time dry humping their masters’ legs in a frenzy of explosive, ejaculatory glee. They love read meat like this; they gobble it up! All the usual suspects showed up to chime in with the same Establishment, Deep State, Ministry Of Information, Star Chamber talking points squeezed out of John Brennan’s ass. Listening to them, don’tcha know it, political violence like this is never acceptable (wink, wink) and if the political Right would just knock it off and stop stoking the fires with all of their divisive and hateful rhetoric, things like this just wouldn’t keep happening and we could all just live together happily ever after in peace & brotherly love! Apparently, Trump brought this all upon himself and the current environment of political violence in this country is all yours and my fault. Whew! Thank goodness for our State Media and all of those wonderful news professionals who work tirelessly to deliver the TRUTH to us each day. Without their fearless devotion to honesty, I would have never suspected our side is really to blame for all of this. Fuck me…

Once again, the sociopathic Left is attempting to bend & violate the universal laws of time matter and space by means of their critical mass, death ray Donkee projections which demand a complete forfeiture of any and all faculties of critical analysis in order for them to slide their greased hot dogs into our ears. Once again, the truth is pimped every which way but loose by turning inside out, flipping front to back and inverting top to bottom. Once again, we are fed heaping huge spoonfuls of their rancid shit and expected to smile as we ask, “may we have another?”

I have news for the Demmykraps and their legions of comrade companions in crime; Conservative America is too busy working everyday to provide for the well being of ourselves, families and friends to really give a shit about your “revolution.” Things are just fine without your incessant hard ons to constantly meddle and change shit. We would rather just be left the fuck alone to pursue our own lives and happiness without a bunch of luciferien asshats getting in our faces at every turn. What part of that do you continue to refuse to accept and understand? We would rather be left to own privacy, peace and contentment, because unlike Leftards, our morals, values and traditions preclude any need or claim to STEAL or HARM others out of some mentally ill misguided notions of saving the future by making certain everybody is “equal” by making certain nothing remains equal.

It’s NOT US who are the trouble makers stirring this pot and I don’t recall ANY Republican or Conservative zealots ever murdering a President. However, History DOES remember more than one duly elected American President being assassinated by a Democrat. In fact, it is almost exclusively always a communist or anarchist who has been behind the murders of important world leaders. The Russian Revolution was born from the blood of pure political violence, as was that war which was mistakenly named “The war to end all wars” World War One. Is this really the road you asshats want to go down?

Last I checked, the American Conservative Right does not have, nor do we sponsor any sort of illegal, terrorist, brown shirt, Red Guard terrorist brigades like antifa, Bowel Movements Matter or any other of the legion of Soros, CCP sponsored Fifth Column ENEMIES. The only recommendation I have for my “friends’ on the Left side is they should probably check themselves and their mouths sooner than later. And that also goes for all their purple haired, nose ringed, full trash inked, deviant sexual mutant freaks who post shit daily to social media from the front seat of their mommy and daddy’s BMWs. It would greatly be to your advantage and well being not to keep writing checks with your mouth your ass can’t cash. I’m only thinking of your personal safety.

I invite ALL Americans to PRAY for God’s continued safety and protection over our President, his family and administration as they endeavor to carry on their mission to Make America Great Again, because nothing less is acceptable at this moment. I don’t care about his shortcomings, imperfections or limitations because this is war. This is the hand we have been dealt and we must play it the best we can! We won a stinking dirty and difficult election; and with it, secured a mandate to save the country from being completely devoured by a pack of rabid hyenas. We intend to follow through on that mandate; either the easy or the hard way.

To whom it may concern; stand the fuck down and get out of our way, because we are not going to allow you to destroy everything our ancestors struggled, suffered, sacrificed and perished to build and preserve. Not over our dead bodies but that choice is completely yours. I hope we will never have to witness or live through such extremes; but rest assured, if you assassinate our President, the Gates of Hell will open. That is on no way intended as a threat; rather, a promise. OK, I should probably stop here before I get into trouble. I think you all know what I’m thinking and saying.✪

For God, Family & Country,

General Mossberg