How To Debate A Deranged Muppet

✪ The big debate is tonight between JD Vance and Tim Walz. Between someone who actually deployed to a war zone and Mr. Stolen Valor Fraudie Murphy who lied for years about having done it, then blamed his lies on bad grammar…

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etween a man who came from nothing and rose to wealth and political office and someone who bounces around like a Division III college mascot who got into the team’s medicine cabinet. What can JD Vance expect in his debate tonight with a deranged marxist Muppet?

Tim Walz is the kind of guy you leave a neighborhood BBQ when he shows up, because you know he’s going to get loud and embarrassing. The type of person who think noogies are still funny after the age of 12 and oddly touches other people’s kids inappropriately while talking about “how big they’ve gotten.” He’s just kind of gross and creepy.

He is not anyone people would choose to be around for long periods – an Irish Setter of a person who has families hiding their fragile valuables on the top shelf to keep them from breaking whenever he stops over for a visit. He’s every character Chris Farley ever played: funny to watch, as long as you don’t have to deal with him. He’s hard to take seriously, let alone talk to.

However, JD Vance will have to to take him seriously, at least for tonight and can do some serious damage to the Democrat ticket if he does it well enough, which I hope he will do.

Walz was chosen as a nod to the radical Left. Kamala had to lie about every position she’s ever held (no, that’s not a Willie Brown joke) in order to stand a chance, so picking Fraudie Murphy was a wink and a nod to the Left that she’s really on their team, even if she talks about things they despise like securing the border, Israel or just the country in a positive way.

Walz is a committed radical with an affinity for China and “neighborly” chinese style communism, having bragged about visiting the country as a guest of the tyrannical regime 30 times. Sure, like most of his life – the rank he retired at in the military, his deployments, carrying weapons in war, claiming to be a championship coach when he was an assistant coach who didn’t make the calls to turn the football program around – Tim Walz is a shameless liar. The guy loves to tell crowds that he believes in “leaving people the hell alone” but set up a hotline to encourage citizens to rat out anyone who didn’t obey his COVID lockdown rules. These “deviants” include people who went to church, played basketball and hugged a neighbor. Even East Germany didn’t go that far.

It’s difficult to seriously debate someone when it’s hard to take them seriously, but that’s exactly what Vance has to do. He’s not really debating Tim Walz, he’s using Tim Walz to hit Kamala Harris – and hit her he must on every issue.

Whatever the question, he needs to just smack Walz and go right after Harris.

Tim will try to do the same in the other direction. Look, he’s dumb and unaccomplished. in 21st Century America, anyone can lie about their lives and get elected, especially if they’re a Democrat. But, honestly, that really doesn’t matter because no one is going to vote for or against either ticket based on who the number two is, it’s just not going to happen. It’s all about the top of the ticket, period.

Tim Walz knows this. He’s not even trying to sell Kamala Harris to anyone. He knows voters will either recoil at the prospect of Trump winning the presidency again or not. Those who can’t stand the idea are the people he has to encourage to look past the gag reflex they have at the prospect of a Harris Administration (no, this isn’t a Willie Brown joke either).

It’s an easier sell than having to actually stand on your policies or accomplishments; if you even have any. All you have to do is emphasize and drive home the idea you’re not the other team, because people are going to buy something, and Vance has to keep that in mind. You may hate bologna sandwiches, so you’ll order whatever else is available on the menu. However, if you discover the only other choice is haggis, it may change your mind about what to have for lunch.

The Democrat ticket is the haggis of politics, people just need to be reminded of that. It claims to be a delicacy in Scotland when it’s really layers of boiled sheep guts; so gross and disgusting you are willing to eat the cold, soggy fish and chips instead.

JD Vance doesn’t need to sell Donald Trump tonight. He needs to expose the truth of the Democrat ticket; what they’ve done to America and what they want to do. By probing Kamala’s record and exposing it to the Public for the first time, JD can show everyone who Kamala and the radical Left really are and the sick, disgusting things they plan to do which will destroy America, should they succeed in “winning” in November. Because what they want to do to America is a sick Willie Brown joke. ✪