ARE WE NOT ENTERTAINED?

ARE WE NOT ENTERTAINED?


âœȘ Good Saturday evening, New Americanist Patriots! How are you all holding together this first weekend in March? I think the cold snap we had last week was probably Winter’s last hurrah; it’s finally shot its wad. Works for me; I was getting tired of the cold. I think we may finally be seeing some warmer weather creeping back into the picture. Can’t say I’m unhappy about that although I know before we know it, we’ll all be bitching about how hot the weather is again, lol. See? Climate change! I told ya we shoulda listened! Now it’s too late!

Are you all enjoying the DC Donkee Show? You know what a Donkee Show is, don’t you? No, I’m not talking about the ones in Tijuana you went to in high school. I’m talking about the one where Trump rams empty beer bottles up Democrat asses all day long. And it must be very painful for them because all I hear is nonstop screaming, crying & complaining. Not exactly certain why that is, because the domestic communists have been lecturing us for years how everyone needs to celebrate and enjoy having things rammed up their asses. They even declared the entire month of June as some sort of big official arcane, national Happy Shove Things Up Your Ass Month. BOO HOO, knock of crying motherfuckers and take your own medicine. We’re only giving you what you have been telling us all along you really like. I told you socialist sodomites your arrogance, ignorance, dishonesty and hatred for all things America would eventually catch up to you. Now reap what you sowed!

Got enough popcorn and beer at your house? Yeah, I know it’s still a shitshow, but at least now it’s OUR shitshow; and that makes ALL the difference in the world, doesn’t it? I say that without any traces of resentment or vengeance in my blood whatsoever; because as we all know, LOVE is really the only answer and the General is all about brotherly LOVE; especially when it come to reaching across the aisle in the spirit of bipartisan LOVE to all his beautiful Donkee pals. Namaste, kumbayah!

Is it all perfect? Of course not! Is it all going to get completely cleaned up in only a week? Hell no! Because the national septic tank which is Beltway DC has been clogged and backing up now for more than a century. Will there be some stumbles, screwups, disappointments and setbacks along the way? You betcha! They’re just factors naturally written into the equation of the formula for us to take back our country! We can handle it! And for any of you out there who demand instant gratification and perfection, might I suggest you’re actually just setting yourself up only for more misery and disappointment? I don’t know about any of you, but I already got my fill of fucking disappointment and misery after the last five years. ENOUGH. In fact, probably more than enough to last me for the rest of my life so I really don’t need any more, thank you.

Are we not entertained? Barely more than a month into Don & Elon’s Most Excellent Adventure and the Donkee marxists ratfucks still don’t know what hit them. They still don’t have any clues on how to regroup or put themselves back into the game. Instead, they’re acting out like some naked, crazy & drenched in sweat, black guy stomping around in the middle of a busy Memphis intersection, screaming at the sky after being up all week on a PCP binge. That’s because in their misplaced hubris they are completely incapable of admitting they have made any mistakes; OR, that the basic premises which form the foundations of their flawed and satanic political orthodoxy have finally been revealed to be nothing but LIES. I mean, they is really so thmart, noes eberything and is never wrongs, right? I guess when you build a whore house on nothing but lies you shouldn’t be surprised to wake up one day only to discover it’s burned completely to the ground. Good times!

No! According to them, the only reason they lost the 2024 election AND the Popular Vote AND the Electoral College AND the House AND the Senate is because all of us who voted for Trump and America First are nothing but racist, fascist, misogynist, homophobic, Bible thumping, gun toting, meat eating, inbred, retarded, heterosexual, right wing nut, Maggat, Nazi, Christian Nationalist radicals who only want to install a dicktater to suspend the Constitution and dismantle our “cherished democracy.” See? When they fuck up, it’s STILL our fault! Yeah, that’s a winning message which is guaranteed to win everybody back over to their camp. Hiel Trump!

The bloom is now off the rose! It’s official; America has fallen out of love with the Demmykraps. Their brand of soap is soooo 20th Century and no longer washes. After all of this, if you’re still someone stupid enough to believe the Democrats feed the hungry children, protect the Earth and stand as guardians to protect the common working man, you need to make certain your signed return and check are in the mail before April 15th and you are all up to date on your Pfizer boosters. The rest of us certainly know better and we welcome all newcomers who have finally grown balls big enough to escape the Rat Kult Plantation after having their eyes finally opened by all the events of the last five years over to the dark side.

An overwhelming majority of Americans now finally see and know the truth; that Democrats are really an international, money laundering, organized crime syndicate disguising itself as a political party, A roach nest of power mad, dishonest, immoral thieves, murderers and kiddie fuckers who don’t give a shit about anyone or anything else other than their own greed, power and degeneracy. They’re focused only on a relentless mission of clandestine propaganda and misinformation to completely destroy all the institutions of Western Civilization and reduce Humanity down to some pathetic tribe of confused mRNA loaded, chocolate stewed eunuch slaves whose only motivation in life is seeking the empty debauchery of jumping in and out thru each other’s assholes. Well, a funny thing happened on the way to the Great Reset; we shifted the car into all wheel drive and took it off road. We caught them off guard with their pants down and upset their most perfect of plans. We need to keep that pedal down and leave them behind in the dust along with all of their failed political ideology. 

Usually when faced with experiencing a catastrophic failure in Life, it eventually dawns on most sane people that perhaps they have somehow greatly misestimated themselves. Anyone who is at least half way intelligent will seize upon that outcome, as uncomfortable as it may be, as an opportunity for self examination to discover the problem for the purpose of remedying it. Think about it. If you opened a new restaurant only to discover after a year of business that customers were no longer coming in to eat, what would you do? Would you eventually wise up and admit to yourself that serving TV dinners reheated in the microwave to your dining patrons perhaps isn’t the most successful business model? of course you would! And after you had directly experienced the bruising pain of failure, would that be enough to motivate you into completely rethinking your entire plan, change up your playbook and do better? Of course it would; unless you’re too narcissistic and pigheaded to admit that you really don’t know everything about running a restaurant.  

Unable to face the hard truths of their own delusions and misgivings, the Donkee Kult has instead opted to triple down to prove to themselves once and for all the problem is not them but really everyone else who is too stupid to see and appreciate their intellectual and moral superiority. If all their lies failed them, it’s only because they’re not lying enough and the obvious answer is to LIE even more and harder! Yeah, that’s it. Hey, who am I to risk my own life running into a burning building to save a bunch of lying, thieving, murdering psychopaths who openly wish and plot for my demise? Nahhhhhhh, I think I’ll just hang out across the street and video the entire disaster on my cell phone for posterity so I can secretly enjoy it over and over and over again every time I’m on the throne pushing out a steamy Joe. World Star! World Star!

I am reminded of the verse in the Good Book which talks about the God eventually shrugging and giving the wicked and depraved over to the delusions of their own sins. Yeah, that would be the Demmykrap Party today. Butt, butt, butt General it’s not only the Democrats who are guilty of engineering the destruction of America in order to enrich themselves, there’s also the RINOs to blame! Yes Virginia, that’s very true; however, once you finally disabuse yourself of the LIE there are still actually two opposing political parties in America, you will realize the RINOs are only just closet Rats. Progressive Republicans pretending to be something they really are not; patriotic Americans. In my book that puts them even lower down the food chain than the Donkees and even more deserving of my anger & disgust. 

A few people have remarked to me lately in the discussion forums that they miss the good old days when I used to drop the term “shrimp dick.” I am very pleased to inform them that I have heard and taken their remarks to heart; so NO conversation here today about RINO scum would be complete with out mentioning SHRIMP DICK Dan Crenshaw, AKA Pirate McStain. Geebus, what a rancid skidmark on the underwear of America that asshole is. Whenever he’s not busy dressing up in pink lace frill panties and heels dancing in front of the mirror to Frankie Goes To Hollywood, he’s in Congress pretending to be a responsible, elected official as he continues to fuck America over every which way from Tuesday. Yeah, he luvs him some war in Ukraine, dirty, bloated government spending and Congressional insider trading. It’s OK when WE do it, but we’ll throw you peasants in jail if you try this at home! He’s a complete fraud, failure and disgrace to his oath of office and the uniform he once wore. If that isn’t the definition of a SHRIMP DICK, then I don’t know what is.

Clamp down your hair and make certain you’re safely strapped in Kids, because the roller coaster ride is probably going to get even wilder this coming week. No need to get your hands dirty, just sit back and try you best to enjoy the ride. Expect more whack from the Progs as their rabid projection and lies reach eleven on the volume nob. We should be careful and watch ourselves because if we piss them off too much they have threatened to shut down the government to punish us. Oh, I is so skert! Can you believe this shit? FFS, what color is the sky in their world? Oh yeah, I almost forgot: RED. They’re so fucking stupid it has yet to dawn on them that the corrupt and sinister stranglehold on our national politics they have enjoyed since the reign of King Barky is finally over. The grand progressive experiment Woody Wilson started has finally ended with a whimper.

Don’t believe me? Look for yourself. They have not been able to block any appointments of Trump Cabinet nominees this time. Elon Musk and DOGE are in the process of systematically dismantling and destroying their huge covert and criminal funding engine. Without endless and unlimited sources of money and NO controlling majorities in the Congress, the handwriting is on the wall.They are fucked! And they sure as HELL no longer command the Executive Branch. Face it, even tho they refuse to openly admit it, they know they are on their way to the trash heap of History. Looks like the Founders will have the last laugh after all.

In the end, it seems sane, honest and moral people really do indeed want individual freedom, liberty and prosperity. They actually want limited government which serves them by improving the quality of their life and standard of living instead of lording over them and sticking its fucking nose in every aspect of their personal lives while lying to their faces and robbing them blind. I remember the rally when Trump emphasized America would never become a socialist nation. It’s looking more and more as if he was once again correct. It’s the ultimate street fight and it isn’t over yet; not by a long shot. We’ve landed a few good hits, broken their noses and sent them reeling in confusion. Next, we need to move in for the sweep and takedown before finally curbstomping their miserable asses. Of course, strictly in a figurative and political sense only! Namaste & Kumbayah! Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for you today. Go away now! âœȘ

Always stand for God & Country Patriots,

God Bless America!

General Mossberg 

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