THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
âȘ Good Evening, New Americanist Patriots! How was everybodyâs Christmas Day? Did Santa Claus bring you all everything you wanted? I really hope so! Even if he didnât for whatever reasons, you gotta admit just the relief of knowing we arenât going to have to suffer under another four years of rule by tyranny coming from the Donkee Insane Clown Posse is probably the greatest gift of all this wonderful holiday season. The last four years have been like living with your head held underwater while being robbed and ass raped, all the while being told youâre actually the real problem & danger to âdemocracyâ & “national security.” Hey, you canât spell âdemocracy” with out âDemocrats.â They put the âsocialâ in âsocialism,â the “RAT” in “communism.”
I understand that as liberating and wonderful as our victory was on November 5th, it was not by any means âperfectâ and unfortunately, some people are already complaining. WTF? That’s what THEY do; and we sure as Hell are better than THEM! Prove me wrong! Hey, letâs not look a gift horse in the mouth, throw out the baby with the bathwater, or trip over pennies on the way to the bank with dollars. You feel me? Our early Christmas gift on November 5th has only just started to pay dividends! The Donks still havenât got a fucking clue what hit them.
Instead of coming to Jesus through a process of serious self examination, introspection and a sincere desire to be born again by repenting of all their sins, they are instead doing what they do best, cranking up the BLAME & DENIAL knob to ELEVEN. Seriously, being a Democrat and accountable for their own actions have always been mutually exclusive concepts which they were able to get by with over the years, decades and centuries by pretending to be something other than what they actually are. You know, like claiming to be the saviors of the working man, the disadvantaged and underdogs of society. Always looking out for the little guy to make sure he always got a fair shake. Yeah, whatever! Annointing themselves as the social guardians of âequalityâ on behalf discriminated minorities (actually a marxist strategy for promulgating social division by racial identity politics while making everyone believe your shit smells like roses). Of course, always for a slight shipping & handling fee. Claiming to be the party of âpeaceâ (BWAAHHAAHHHAAA!) and self ordained protectors of the environment and Mama Gaia. (Howâs that working out for everybody so far?) The Rats are like your slimy neighbor who promises to watch your house and feed your dog everyday while youâre on vacation only as an excuse to steal your shit. All the while smiling, glad-handing and lying directly to your face. Only now America has finally come back home to discover the house is completely empty, the dog is pregnant and thereâs a bunch of strangers who donât speak English claiming they now own the place. Fuck that. You feel me?
When you think about it, the November Election is really a gift that just keeps on giving! The profound hubris, inflated egos and self absorbed narcissism of these communist skid marks just wonât ever allow them to admit to themselves that perhaps they have been WRONG about almost EVERYTHING and are STILL WRONG about almost everything. Theyâre like a group of 50 IQ dolts on a day trip who want to stay at Karl Marx Disneyland and ride the rides and visit the attractions after the parkâs been closed for the day and the lights turned off. Travel back in time by visiting the Workers of The World Unite Revolution attraction in Karl Marx Disneylandâs very own Potemkin Village! Or take an exciting ride on the Politburo Centralized Economy Roller Coaster! One hundred yards of straight flat rail which lets the ride get up to 100 miles an hour before smashing head on into a 12 foot thick concrete wall! Yes, youâll scream with excitement while touring the Haunted Bolshevik Murder House of The Romanoffs. Do you have what it takes to survive breaking rocks for four hours under the 140F headlamps in the Khmer Killing Fields to claim your prize of cold fish head soup in a rusty coffee can? Don’t miss the Progressive Sooper Hero Animatroinc Hall where you can relive famous moments in progressive history with life like robotic figures of LBJ saying, âIâll have them damned niggers voting Democrat for the next 200 years,â and NOW featuring the NEW Joe robot figure muttering his famous âYou know the thing,â line along with Kamal speaking in an endless looping word salad highlighted with intermittent, spontaneous cackling. And what would a day at Karl Marx Disneyland be without visiting Maoâs Amazing Cultural Revolution World of The Future, which includes those incredible Great Leap Forward and Cut Off The Head Of the Snake exhibits? Free Little Red Books at the entrance with every ticket! When you wear your mask, it can be 2021 all over again for the entire day!
Itâs already been seven weeks out and only three weeks until the MAGA train officially leaves the station to begin our incredible journey to recover America. All aboard! However, the Ratfucks are still running around in circles with their hair on fire, shitting and shooting themselves. Whatâs NOT to like? I believe it may have been Conan The Barbarian who said whatâs best in life is to savor the cries and lamentation of your enemyâs women. I concur. Nothing tastes quite as sweet as watching these pathetic assholes become their own best customers! The more time they spend cannibalizing themselves, the better. Does enjoying that make me a bad person? I certainly hope so! I also like what George Carlin said, âFuck âem if they canât take a joke;â and the Democrats are their own biggest, longest running joke.
Ha! Butt the joke is on them! The Sniffer Potato & Cackling Cali WillieBobber probably arenât smart enough to know what an incredible GIFT the four years of their dishonesty, corruption and stupidity actually was for We The People. In their horribly miscalculated over reach, they FINALLY revealed to everyone how chocked full of psychopathic narcissists their Demonrat Party really is.
I know it hasnât been fun. I know itâs been NO picnic; but what I often ponder is where would we be now if we hadnât been forced to swallow that poison pill? I tell you where weâd be; stuck getting ready to install Madam President if the Ratz hadnât beat us with a baseball bat to wake us up. Weâd be staring down another four years of democrat terminal malaise and insanity. No way America would have survived that because the entire idea behind the âfundamental transformationâ LIE was always that we wouldnât. However, you’ve really always known that, right? The country and the entire world for that matter has, at least for the time being, been saved from being turned into one gigantic communist themed amusement park and Iâm grateful as shit for that!Â
Whatâs worse than hardcore communists? Hardcore communists pushing phony, gaslighting baubbles such as climate change orthodoxy, scam pandemic totalitarianism, bullshit bogus proxy wars in third world backwater shitholes to launder the ill-gotten gains of their treasonous influence peddling, open borders and the attempt to create a new underclass entitlement demographic who will perpetually vote Rat to keep all the FREE gibmedats coming, insulting and ignoring God and his Commandments, advocating for sodomy as some sort of morally and culturally superior model of natural procreation; racial, sexual and economic identity politics, division, diversion, distraction and destruction of everything which is pure, true and beautiful. And that’s only the short list! WHEW, fuck me running!
Whattaya say we keep our eyes on the ball this time long enough to put it into the end zone for the go ahead score instead of what we normally have done in the past by punting on fourth down at the twenty? The game is really ours to lose now, so we really need to keep that home field advantage! Borrowing from their lexicon, âWhatever it takes to winâ and âby any means necessary.â Right, Rats? Even if that means running out the clock after pulverizing them with an incredible amount of MAGA offensive defensiveness. Do you feel me? Now sure as Hell isnât the time to take the Donkee bait you know they will be trying to put out there to run us off the rails by sowing squabbling and infighting among ourselves. There will be plenty enough time later (AFTER January 20th) for those kinds of growing pains and exercises in purification, but NOT NOW.
The America First MAGA bomber is only starting to blast down the runway, throttle back, flaps down and cruising to take off speed to soar to historic, phenomenal heights. Please make certain you seatbelts are fastened and your tray tables locked in their upright position to remain safe until we have reached a safe cruising altitude. In the meantime, sit back and enjoy the ride, even if it becomes bumpy The captain will make a formal announcement when inflight beverage service officially begins or it’s “bombs away!” once we are over target.
On this last weekend of 2024, please allow me to extend to each and every one of you best wishes for a most healthy, prosperous and happy new 2025. Who knows what this coming New Year may hold for all of us. Only God knows, so all the more reason for us to hold firm to the same Faith which has already brought us this far. One thing I can say with a fair degree of confidence and certainty is that this New Year really canât be any worse than the last one; or the three before it! No way, Virginia! That in itself is yet another incredible gift. God willing, I shall return here next Saturday with the FIRST edition of Double Barrel of 2025. Be here or be square! You won’t wanna miss it! In the meantime, stay smart and safe out there. Letâs give thanks for every gift and blessing which comes our way! From the General’s house to yours, Happy New Year! âȘ
For God, Family & Country,
General Mossberg
