


THE GOLDEN AGE OF MAGA


THE GOLDEN AGE OF MAGA
âȘ Good Saturday Evening, New Americanist Patriots! Welcome to the first, official MAGA edition of Double Barrel! Over the last four years we have all suffered together under the reckless stupidity of the selfish, incompetent, criminal progressive cabal which STOLE the 2020 elections to install themselves in power. What was it we were so garishly reminded of by the leftists skid marks whenever we would question the daily insults they forced us to endure? Oh yeah, they constantly reminded us âelections have consequences;â as if that was supposed to be some sort of sick and twisted justification for all of the damage they were inflicting upon the country. That was their roundabout way of saying âSFTU, you allowed us to commit voter fraud and steal it, so now you have to live with the ramifications.â Of course, it NEVER occurs to these stupid fucks that they should try thinking out their crimes to their logical and final conclusions. And they apparently didnât waste any of their time to ever consider one day the shoe might find itself on the other foot. WHICH IT HAS.
So to the infantile, emotionally regressive democrat Neanderthals I now say, âKarma is a bitch.â Enjoy the next four years of Conservative âfundamental transformationâ of America. You dirtbag squishes lost and we won! Elections have consequences. Welcome to the new Golden Age of MAGA!
Is everyone finally feeling a little more relaxed and less anxious seeing how the country was able to actually make it to Jan 20th and through the Inauguration without Pisspants Shithead ordering a preemptive nuke strike on Russia, people on the streets falling dead from bird flu they caught eating beef, space aliens landing in Delaware or some kind of huge major domestic false flag terrorist act designed to invoke a presidential declaration of emergency along with the perfunctory martial law order and historically high levels of government regulatory masturbation? Yeah, me too! For our own safety and well being, of course! To my great relief, none of that shit happened; although right now, Iâm not certain if thatâs because they have a Plan B theyâre currently working on or because they were so thoroughly trounced and curb stomped in the election they have already lost a great part of their ability to stir chaos and divisiveness like they once did before.
I reaffirm my opinion that the Rat Party is FINISHED and from here on out it just a matter of time as they continue slowly bleeding out. The country has finally seen them for exactly WHO & WHAT they are now; lying, thieving, stealing murderous psychopaths. NOT the party of the working man, social fairness or environmental stewardship as they claim and pretend. Instead, a party of extreme rabid marxist motherfuckers like Raskin and The Squad, hellbent on revolution and destroying the greatest country in the world. Only problem is, itâs going to be OUR revolution on OUR terms! The Democrats are really the party of billionaire socialists who want to pimp out the Human Race in order to stroke their own God complexes. Democrats are nothing more than communist sociopaths who wonât think twice about destroying the entire world in order to rule over the ashes. They hate America, Americans, American ideals, prosperity, history, freedom and traditions. They hate God, truth, beauty and life because they actually hate themselves the most; all the while posturing as possessing some sort of moral and intellectual superiority which allows themselves to continue believing all the lies they feed to themselves. The biggest of these lies being that they are always 100% correct because they already know everything.
Welcome everybody to the Golden Age Of MAGA! Yes, elections have consequences; thank for reminding us to remind you. Itâs barely been a full week since the Donald took the oath of office, but he has already hit the ground running. HOW does this guy do it? Different events in multiple locations, press conferences, EO signings! Heâs a force of Nature to be reckoned with! Trips to Los Angeles and North Carolina⊠Trump has accomplished more for America in the last five days than Potato Shithead did during his entire four years. Itâs both exhausting & gratifying to watch the Orange Man Bad do his thing by completely deconstructing the Leftist Agenda. Scuttling DEI & CRT, kicking queers out of the military, ending foreign aid, finally securing our border, cancelling the security clearances of bad players, firing shitloads of corrupt inspector generals, and countless progressive moles burrowed down deep into our government. Heâs just getting started! And how incredibly awesome was it to see the January 6th political prisoners all pardoned? I know there are still a handful stuck behind bars, but thatâs just because there are still a few dirty, Rat Soros judges who need to be tarred and feathered before being banished to Cuba where they can fully enjoy all of the perks which come along with living in a communist political and economic system they seem to admire so much. I think everyone imprisoned for January 6th should be awarded several million dollars each for their hardship. That money could be requisitioned directly from the personal holdings of the corrupt J6 investigating committee. Make it so!
Trump has turned the Alinsky around on the democrats and is using their own playbook against them. Heâs absolutely CRUSHING them with Cloward-Piven! You remember Cloward-Piven donât you? Itâs a leftarded technique of overwhelming a system in order to crash it so it can be replaced. Thatâs what the Rats were trying to do with illegal immigration and giving away shitloads of free money to all the third world shithole criminals they were importing and bankrolling into small town America. They were trying to overload our immigration laws and system to such a degree that the entire system would collapse and they could replace it with something more of their liking. Thankfully, their efforts FAILED. Since taking office on Monday, Trump hasnât missed a beat. Heâs keeping his campaign promises by unleashing his own form of Cloward-Piven. Heâs become a veritable force of nature, moving at 1000 mph to undo four long years of the Doctor Shitpants agenda as quickly as he can. The Machine hardly knows what has hit them! While Trump is proceeding on to Step Nine from Step Eight, the stupid marxist phuks are still stuck on Step One asking themselves, âwhich way did he go, which way did he go?â Meanwhile, heâs got them completely sandbagged and wondering what comes next.Â
According to Trump himself, anything is possible as a ânext step.â Shit, heâs told us to âdream bigâ so why not seize this opportunity to completely reimagine and fashion the United States back into the model of success and excellence it once was when this country was its most prosperous, powerful and free? No sense in continuing to force what clearly doesnât work. Letâs go back to what we were doing when things were going really great. Until a bunch of self loathing, God hating, corrupt sodomite jackoffs came along to hijack and kidnap our national birthright.
Celebrate! America is now once again a country which officially recognizes ONLY TWO sexes or âgenders:â MALE & FEMALE. Race and sex identity politics have been jettisoned from the government and workplace. America is once again a meritocracy. Donât like that? Tough shit, move to Cuba, Venezuela, North Korea or Portland. You dung worms LOST! EAT IT! Elections have consequences and we are now in a new Golden Age Of MAGA! And NO, we no longer give a shit about âworking togetherâ in the âspirit of bipartisan cooperation.â Fuck off. You only start whining about unity and cooperation whenever your party has been completely neutered. Weâre NOT interested in unity, because Democrats have never been interested in unity. Thatâs just another one of their lies. Theyâre only interested in controlling everything forever so they can turn the entire world into one big WEF Communist Disneyland. Once they have complete power, they would begin the process of removing dissenters and their ideological opponents from the mix. Prove me wrong! Only then could most glorious utopia be made manifest on Earth, komrades! Â
Suck it up proggies! You shot your big fat authoritarian wad and it wasnât enough. You canât reload because you are all OUT. Limp dicked fags! And it looks like just about everything weâve been stuck living with over the last 100 years is on the table now for reconsideration. One of Trumpâs many Executive Oder actions during the last week was to prohibit the FED or US Treasury from developing or launching a central bank digital currency. I know the Fed governors really didnât like that one because they were already more than half way to implementing a new central back digital currency. The only thing holding them back from a full release was the fact they hadnât yet quite completely destroyed the regular, analog Dollar. Gotta first make that original Dollar as worthless as used toilet paper; that way itâs much easier to drive the Sheep into the new bright shiny digital Dollar and the new dark ages of complete authoritarian government tyranny in which it would have resulted. To protect them from themselves, of course! IMO, banning the creation of a CBDC is a huge warning shot across the bow of the USS Deep State.
To be honest, I promise I wonât cry a single tear if I were to wake up one morning to discover Orange Man Bad has completely abolished the Federal Reserve. When you look at the history of the Fed, itâs completely FAILED its mission to safeguard the strength, value and integrity of the US Dollar. Another fucking Government LIE. The Fed has done nothing but oversee and facilitate the destruction of the value and purchasing power of the Dollar, mainly to their own advancement and enrichment. WFT? How is it we ever agreed to some sort of deal where a private cabal of unelected, unaccountable world bakers are allowed to loan us our own money and charge us interest? Because they never asked us. Woody Wilson just went ahead and did this. He never asked Americans if we wanted this or not. And here we are 110 years later, $36 trillion in debt and needing to spend an entire Dollar to purchase the equivalent of what would have cost only one cent back in 1900. How can anyone argue this as any kind of progress or success? How can anyone argue for the Fed to continue with such a poor record?
Please get rid of the Fed, Mr. President and while youâre at it, ALL of their worthless debt promissory toilet paper they call âcurrency.â Instead, order the Treasury to issue a new hard Dollar backed by a basket of energy assets. That includes oil, NG, coal & nuclear. We have more than enough of that shit to restore the faith in a new Dollar. Once America adopts a new hard currency standard, thatâll start an international race for everybody to do the same, because in a world switching back to actual value backed currencies, nobody will want to be the last sucker left holding a worthless, paper based fiat currency once the music stops. The US has a truly historic opportunity to lead the way on this real global transformation.Â
While heâs at it, the Donald should seriously think about getting rid of the IRS and all government income & corporate taxes. Surprisingly, that possibility isnât nearly as far fetched as many have originally thought. And NO, it wouldn’t require a constitutional amendment. All we would have to do is merely DEFUND the IRS to render it powerless. Income taxes and the IRS are both completely ILLEGAL & unconstitutional; and just because we have willingly submitted to them as financial tyranny for more than a century does not in any way give them credibility. Income and corporate taxes simply provide government with the means to steal money from We The People. I can see where Trump is going with his DOGE plan to reduce the size and wastefulness of Government. If we can reform and reduce the size of government back down to the degree it can be completely funded by import tariffs, then it becomes entirely possible to eliminate all federal income taxes. This was the original design and mechanism by which the US Government operated until the creation of the Fed, a national income tax and the IRS. The country operated just fine without the government helping itself to stealing 30-40% of everybodyâs wealth every year. A new hard currency and NO income taxes; can you imagine how fast our economy would take off overnight?
Itâs only been the first week of the Golden Age Of MAGA, but what a week itâs been! Hegseth is in as our new Sec Of Defense! As a matter of fact, the old Rat, Deep State Establishment machine has not been nearly as successful in thwarting Trumpâs cabinet appointments as in the past. Another indicator of how their moment in history has already passed. The old lies and soviet style smearing efforts just arenât working the same as before. Ainât that a shame? How do I know this? Because all of usually Rat hijinks to block Trump cabinet appointments have basically FAILED. That Ole Black Magic just sinât working like it used to. ALL of their fucking political dynasty dinosaurs are clinging on to their last breaths of power and wealth. Before midterms, I predict criminals like Schumer, Pelosi and Mitch will all be gone. Thank God and good riddance to bad trash. The border will be secured by the Army and Marines. Our foreign aid hemorrhaging will be stopped. NO more fags and fruits abusing Our Armed Forces as some kind of arcane social engineering experiment where they can get taxpayers to buy their hormones and surgeries. The death and elimination of ALL race and identity political ideologies from Government; including CRT and DEI. Only the most hardcore marxist will still cry about that. We tried that shit for four years and it didnât work. In fact, it was a complete disaster! Somewhere a sad little Barak is crying baby Greta tears about the failure of his âfundamental transformation.â
So much amazing winning in only the first week! Mexican cartels designated as terrorist organizations. The abolishment of EV mandates as well as all government subsidies of wind, solar and alternative energy, Green New Deal boondoggles. Drill, Baby Drill! The Great Mass Deportation kicking off with ICE and US Marshal raids initially concentrating on the most dangerous and violent criminal demographic in blue sanctuary cities. As Joe would say leaning over the podium in his most creepy whisper, âItâs happening!â Yes Kids, it most certainly IS happening! The Golden Age of MAGA has finally arrived! God heard and answered our prayers! He hasnât yet given up on America!
We remain fully engaged in the larger war to restore America to her rightful role as the leader of the Free World, the shining light beacon on the hill and the best hope of all humanity that Men may live free. Itâs not over yet, but the next four years are going to be such the likes of which we have never seen or lived through before. Well done and congratulations to each and every one of you out there who played some small part in making all of this possible. If you only did something as bold as refuse to consent to agree to be governed, you helped bring about this incredible turn of events.
In closing this week, I would like to offer some heartfelt FUCK YOUâs to some of the people out there who worked together to make our lives a nightmare during the last four years. FU Joe Biden, your shit family and all of the toadies in your illegal administration. FU to Lloyd Austin and General Milley. FU to all of the FapDog State Media news whores. FU to Zoolansky and Ukraine. FU to public education. FU to all the queers and fruits out there who think itâs your life mission to force all the rest of us to accept and celebrate your perversions. FU to congressional RINOâs and insider trading thieves. FU to George Soros, his geek queer spawn and to all of the corrupt DAs and criminals he financed into our government. FU to radical Islam.
FU to the UN, EU, UNWR, WHO and the WEF. FU to antifa and BLM. FU to anyone and everybody who has drunk the Donkee Koolaid and believes America was never great, but yet still conveniently finds some way to mentally justify living here. FU to anyone who hates or counts America out. OK, that’s all I have for tonight. See you all back here next week to savor even MORE Golden Age of MAGA winning. Be here or be square. May God continue to richly bless all of us & the United States Of America. âȘ
For God, Family & Country,
General Mossberg






















