✪ ANIMAL FARM ✪

ANIMAL FARM

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✪ Good Evening, New Americanist Patriots! Late Spring greetings to all of you from my beautiful, happy, secluded, NON DIVERSE corner of the Heartland. 2025 is just bombing by before our eyes, isn’t it? It only seems like yesterday when we finished with Christmas and were ringing in the New Year. We’re now only two weeks out from the Memorial Day Weekend and the unofficial kick off of Summer. Crazy, huh? I’m aware of the old expression, “Time flies when you’re having fun,” but I think it may fly by even faster when you’re living in a country still occupied by a sizable segment of a mentally ill population (mentally ill as in ratshit, mass formation psychosis) hellbent on making their entire reason for living (if that’s really what you want to call it) to oppose, defile, deconstruct, denigrate and destroy everything which makes life worth living for the rest of us. And doing all this while dry humping their own egos and giving themselves awards for being so much smarter than everybody else because they know everything. What ever is to become of these fools? A large number of them are unfortunately too far beyond ever being rehabilitated or saved because the donkey ass cancer has already spread to their brains and turned them into rabid, foaming at the mouth TDS zombies. All that’s really left is to make certain they do as little damage as possible before they finally meet their ultimate demise.

If you haven’t guessed by now, tonight’s edition of Double Barrel is going to be yet another installment where I direct the ire of my dissatisfaction and literary flamethrower at the cult of postmodern smiley faced rainbow butthole worshipping, diversity, equity and tolerance, climate changed obsessed, white Christian capitalism hating, lying, cheating, thieving, murdering, kiddie molesting, useless, worthless postmodern marxist POX upon the human race known to us as demokrats. Not only the demokrats but ALL of their companions in crime and wickedness who lend them support by making it possible for them to inflict their insanity, stupidity, chaos, misery, division, derision, death and destruction not only upon the greatest nation ever to exist on the face of the Earth, but now everyone and everywhere else in the world where there are still good people living honest lives who just want to be left the fuck alone without a bunch of do-gooder, know better, elitist, self righteous, assholes always pushing Karl Marx’s dick into our mouths.

I suspect I may never tire of utilizing this public forum to rag on these sanctimonious, mentally challenged, blowhard fuck sticks, but then another week of their freak show circus goes by and I am once again astounded, left numb & dumfounded by the latest demonstration of their twisted derangements as they flounder in the ever tightening death spiral of historical irrelevance. Nahhh, I won’t ever stop attacking or punishing them here until that wonderful day comes when they are finally GONE and I can joyfully piss on their graves. However, at this point in the festivities, I couldn’t care any less about extending them the hand of bipartisan cooperation in the spirit of friendship. To HELL with them; we all know better than to be taken in by that. Only the latest in their long series of lies and sucker ploys. 

Of course, they will never admit it, but to some degree by this time they must certainly know they have overreached and shit the bed; but I dunno, in their little pinheads, to keep all the dirty Rat finkness working requires a complete denial of reality. Such a small price to pay for most glorious future, comrades! I’m talking here about a TOTAL denial of reality on the order of guys with dicks who dress like girls can have periods and babies; or, imported illegal alien invader criminals have more constitutional rights than the people who were flipping’ BORN here; or “Palestine” is a real country because we stamp our feet and yell that it is so; or, Ukraine is a “democracy,” oil and capitalism are both evil, while only a one world communist government can solve the “problem” of changing weather. 

As usual, I digress. I know I may not be saying much here in the way of anything new by once again calling out these shrimp-dicked, red doper, donkee fellators, butt WTF, that doesn’t mean I will ever grow tired or shrink from an opportunity to stick my foot up their ass or pour flaming gasoline on them as I watch them writhe in a slow and agonizing death. Because all of that just feels so GOOD. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Kumbahyah, NED. 

Have you noticed how we only get the phony pretense and overtures calling for “cooperation” from these communist jackwagon shitstains whenever they know they have screwed the pooch and are no longer able to lord over us in their complete psychopathic dominance? Funny how they never seem to be interested in playing nice when they are sitting in the driver’s seat. Then it’s just pedal to the metal burning rubber as we charge down that big racist freeway towards the never never land of fundamental transformation where worthless Woody Wilson wannabe butt nuggets like Barky, Bubba, Joe and the drunk, cackling, williebobber hyena are always in power because as we all know, ORANGE MAN BAD, MAGGATS ARE ALL RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBE FASCISTS & AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT. Yeah, whenever they wear the shoes, they just can’t seem to stop themselves from goose-stepping. They can’t help but churn out one highly charged emotional outrageous dilemma where they need to disabuse the Truth so much by turning everything they can lay their dirty hands on inside out, upside down and bass ackwards. Because they honestly believe themselves superior enough to reorganize reality to conform to their agenda. And yes, if they gotta turn everything to shit and burn it all down in order to make that possible, you know they won’t ever think twice.

So it occurs to me that we are kind of already living in our own national version of Animal Farm. We already have been for some time now. You remember Animal Farm, don’t you? It was another scathing rebuke about the dangers of political myopia cleverly disguised as a story about the social dynamics of a barnyard. Since Orwell considered himself to be a socialist, I don’t know if I’d go so far to say Animal Farm is a narrative allegory on the evils of communism. Probably more about authoritarianism in general which in it’s purest form transcends any concepts of Right or Left it may choose in infect. If that almost sounds like some sort of twisted, comedy stand up routine, that’s because our real life Animal Farm is just one big fucking joke which I find actually more pathetic than amusing.

As in the book, we have a group of PIGS who seem to consider themselves to be above the law and free to do whatever they want by hiding behind the skirts of some fake news, clusterfuck buffoonery which justifies their superior nobility. You know, dishonest shit like saving the planet from the weather, caring about “justice, fairness” and “democracy,” protecting a woman’s “right” to choose to murder her unborn child, returning the means of production back to the workers; or any other number of Karl Marx, collective wet dream, fairy tale bed time stories. Yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah. 

Don’t like that? Well, some animals are just more equal than others; or so they keep telling us. Regardless, PIGS still enjoy rolling around in filth and eating their own shit. The only thing standing between us and their complete control over everything are the free train rides and showers they promise to provide should they ever obtain complete power. If you don’t believe me, that’s probably because you still maintain some modicum of human decency which prevents you from ever allowing yourself to sink down to their depths of insanity, depravity and stupidity. Good for you! Prove me wrong! 

Although the direction and momentum have definitely shifted in our favor, the PIGS still continue to strut about, acting out as if they they will always hold the upper hand; always be in control. However, that’s the thing about PIGS; eventually, they all go to slaughter. And these mentally diseased fools will eventually become the victims of their own disease because their FRAUD has finally been exposed for all to see. It’s just a matter of time. It was NEVER about helping others or making life better in anyway for anyone other than themselves. All those are LIES slowly crumbling and being swept away because their corrupt and criminal infrastructure of stolen money, manipulation and deliberate misrepresentation is finally collapsing. Their Animal Farm is really a luciferian compound where we’ve been hypnotized by more than an entire century of hollow promises which have never been kept.

So let them continue by doubling down on the desperation because it is all ultimately an exercise in futility. The fucking Genie isn’t ever going back into the bottle and there’s absolutely no reason for us to pull them out of the quicksand because that’s not any sort of kindness they would ever extend to us. My biggest challenge now is finding enough patience to keep from feeling discouraged on how long the entire process will take. Of course, I’m like you; after all these filthy shitworms have put us through, it just can’t happen soon enough or to a group of slugs more deserving. So let them endeavor to endure with all their little lawfare games, threats of violence, civil unrest and FAKE NEWS bullshit. Then WHAT?

The click, click, clicking of the empty barrel in the hands of a feral street thug who thinks he has me when in fact, he has actualy has just revealed his complete weakness? What’s left for PIGS when they finally run out of ammo except to be delivered up to the brutal fate of their own making? NOTHING! As they are about to painfully discover, karma is a real bitch who only grows more vicious the longer she is delayed. WE TOLD YOU SO, but you idiots were too smart to listen because you already know everything, right?

What to do when you see krazy klowns running around on fire in circles? NOTHING, unless you want to get burned. So be grateful you’re neither a KLOWN nor a PIG. Instead you were born with the heart and spirit of being a REAL America, not some bloodsucking ideological, parasite imposter spawned in the sewers of Hell. Keep a tight grip on that wheel and eyes on the road. Put that pedal down over the speed bumps. It’s taken them more than one hundred years to build this whore house full of mirrors so don’t expect it to completely come down in only a single night, week, month or year; and certainly don’t ever buy the schtick it will stand forever. That’s just another one of their many mindfucking brainworm LIES. Trust me, they’re almost outta bunnies to pull out of their hats and their show is winding down. BE PATIENT, because History moves at its own pace and rarely gives a shit about whatever we may want or expect. Above all, avoid getting down into the mud to roll with these pigs and don’t help save any burning klowns. Let the cavalcade of evil stupidity and insanity we’ve been living under play itself out naturally and arrive at its own inevitable conclusions. While some animals are indeed more equal than others We The People are NOT animals, much less PIGS living is some penned communist barnyard. We are something much more profound; the last and best hope for the promise of individual freedom left on the face of the Earth.

And should the braying of all these insane donkeys, filthy squealing pigs or the cries of burning klowns ever cause you to doubt that truth, remember and repeat these words as you take them to heart in a new unit of time because they will always redeem and restore you:

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. ✪

Hold the line, Patriots!

General Mossberg