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KAMALA LA LA LA
Kamala La La La
Alright, that idiotic DNC convention last week, if we can even honestly call it that, was an unexciting and unengaging waste of everyone’s time. More pathetic than watching a PBS documentary about the mating habits of Amazonian fruit flies. However, there was one giant & stinky queen out of all the convention turds who managed to float her way the top of that political sewage tank of full pathological lies steeped in pure America hatred. All of you woke folk out there know it’s her, and not Sleepy Joe whoâs actually the defacto Rat candidate running for President of the United States. Joe Biden is merely their temporary stand in guy; or, as they say in the movie business, the body double. Joeâs only a bag of skin pretending to the best of his remaining abilities to still be sentient until they can pull off the biggest switcheroo in all of American political history. The Old Sniffer is just another Establishment stooge who barely knows at any given moment where he is and will more than likely rubber stamp every Deep State wish and whim starting the very first hour after heâs frauded into officeâŠuntil he mysteriously & unexpectedly passes one night fast asleep in his cozy White House bed. We all know what happens next!
So the Rats have finally made their choices; a demented, bumbling old fool tool and a viciously calculating, dishonest, America hating, California marxist bitch. What in the country fried steak fuck is wrong with these people? Does Kamala Harris actually have any redeeming qualities as a âpublic servant;âor, is she simply yet another in a long line of power hungry, democrat demagogues in the making who want to still âfundamentally transformâ America? Hereâs a couple of hints: no and yes. Hear me out: it should now be abundantly clear to anyone who hasnât drunk the progressive Kool Aide both Biden & Harris are just as fucking looney tunes and dangerous as a nest of pissed off fire ants, maybe even more so. How theyâre acting & what comes from their mouths must seem completely ridiculous to any clear & rationally thinking American, but they have the firm objective of socialist domination in their sites and believe they already see the promised land from here. Theyâre Hell bent and determined to tear down our nation in order to refashion it into some kind of weakened, subservient, secondary member state in the grand new & exciting Communist led, New World Order where all we workers should be eternally grateful to unite, slave & sacrifice to keep our vaulted elite masters in all of the luxury and power they so rightly deserve. Heads up, the progressives have been playing their long game now for more than a century; cheating, lying and stealing for fucking decades to finally get America & the rest of the World to this point on the brink. Unfortunately for us and everyone else, they are now closer to achieving success than ever before; and, they couldnât give a dead ratâs ass how many people get in their way or who they have to kill. It matters not to them in the slightest how much misery, pain & suffering must be created and endured to finally arrive at a communist victory because they all know they will never have to experience any of it. They continue on because they know theyâll never be held accountable to personally experience the results or effects of any of their causes. Theyâre omelet chefs living in their ivory towers, not the eggs.
Have you ever watched while some spoiled rotten, little shit at the supermarket throws a tantrum; complete with rolling and kicking around on the floor, screaming & yelling at his mother because she simply had the audacity to tell the little brat âno, you canât have that?â Itâs the constant, ages old test of wills between adults and children. What usually happens, but not always, is that mother eventually gives in, if only from mental exhaustion or public embarrassment; but only if the little spoilt fuck is tenacious enough about what he wants. All it takes is for mom to surrender once and then junior has got it in his head forever he can get whatever he wants by flipping the switch to turn into a juvenile sociopath. Have you ever thought to yourself in such a situation, âone day that little shit is going to really be trouble when he grows up?â Well don’t you know it, they may have become older, but that doesnât mean they ever bothered to grow up. Are you following me? I think you know exactly whom Iâm talking about; except now, mommyâs not the one theyâre browbeating into satisfying all their little infantile demands for instant gratification and total control. Instead, the most selfish and spoiled rotten children are now in our streets, city councils, state government houses and Congress. They learned early on the easiest way to get whatever they want is by wearing down the rest of us with all of their childish, non-stop disruption and intimidation. Thatâs why weâre suddenly seeing all of these new rules everywhere being created out of thin air; new rules and laws which have absolutely no origin in our established legislative processes. Thatâs the biggest reason why as a nation, we are now experiencing numerous & complete aberrations of all social normalcy & complete disconnects from reality! These assholes have been busy at work slowly bending and twisting the rules of Law to give themselves freedom from any of the consequences of their own stupidity. When you acted out & misbehaved as a kid, mom or dad left their handprint on your ass cheeks for a week. They gave you a lesson you wouldnât forget for your entire life; you learned something new the hard way. You understood to never pull that shit again because on the second or third times around, it just wasnât worth it anymore. So exactly what does this have to do with America today? Well, Democrats are the little shits in the supermarket who never grew up. They learned early on in life they could get whatever they wanted by kicking, screaming and wearing everyone else down to a point of submission. And since they are no longer held accountable by the very system they have corrupted, they remain perpetually selfish, spoiled & dangerous out of control children.
Donât be fooled because there’s definitely a method in their madness; everything theyâre doing now is completely by design; carefully planned and incrementally implemented, a step by step twisting of society to a breaking point. Every new rule & demand stretching the limits out a little further than the previous. Such is the ugly and relentless nature of âprogressivismâ to conquer & dominate by incremental âprogression.â Thatâs why now itâs apparently ok for boys who âidentifyâ as girls to be allowed if not outright encouraged, to completely destroy girlâs sports. In actuality, itâs still the adults using naive children for their agenda who are the ones working towards the complete collapse of society who have made such stupidity possible. Perhaps all thatâs really needed now in girlâs sports is an easy way for the real girls to level the playing field on their gender confused opponents; let the real girls take a shot at kicking the wannabe girls squarely in their nut sacks right before each competition begins. Now that everythingâs more equal, let the games begin! Fuck all of these sick LGBTQXYZ, sphincter sniffing, assholes for ruining countless childhoods all for the sake of promoting their psychotic agenda with their bullshit gender obsessions! They should all enjoy a close shave using an industrial cheese grater, then tossed into a giant vat of heated battery acid, but I digress. What we are seeing on our streets now are the same spoiled rotten, petulant, self centered, baby grocery store screamers after a couple of decades of thorough marxist brainwashing & indoctrination in the publick edyoucashun system. Since most of them have been shielded for practically their entire lives from ever having to experience any real consequences for their actions, perhaps itâs finally time they should. Perhaps itâs also passed the time we pop their little progressive bubbles. In fact, itâs more than well passed the time. All it would probably take would be for a few of these self righteous screamers with their megaphones to suddenly be pink misted at one of their protests. Iâm positive if only a few of them suddenly start dropping like flies in the streets, their fellow sheep comrades together in the cause might quickly come to realize that yes Virginia, there are indeed consequences to actions. Do you remember that naked stooge whore in Portland, who sat facing the cops with her legs spread apart taunting them with that disgusting display of her pet bowser? If I had been the commanding officer of that riot line squad, I would have given the order of an extra monthâs pay to the first cop who plugged that monkey with a tear gas canister or spanked it with a pepper ball, or better yet, a rubber bullet, Have at it gents & put that nasty funk tunnel out of commission! Ouch, poor babies!
Did you hear Kamala LaLaLaâs address the other night at the DNC convention? What did I miss? Was there actually any mention or discussion about real ideas or policies? Hell no, it was all a commie call to action to rally the troops against Trump and real Americans. Also, NO mention of any solutions to any of the thousands of problems or hardships her party has created over the last 30 years. Solutions are not possible with these criminals, because Democrats and Communists now only seem to want to intentionally create problems for which they can blame Trump. Since her thighness Hillary lost in 2016, they now find themselves four years behind schedule on their takeover plans while their globalist billionaire backer chums grow more & more impatient waiting to see a return on their political investment. The Left is also growing more desperate with each passing each day as it becomes clearer to the real America how their entire agenda is communist funded, organized and executed. Thatâs the absolute fucking truth. After her limited tenures in the Senate and as California State Attorney General, the taste of power has gone completely to Kamala La La Laâs swollen head. She now fancies herself as some kind of new deserving royalty we are all supposed to kneel and revere without ever examining or questioning her notable lack of leadership skill & experience. Even worse, The Democrats have actually wrapped and packaged this huge pile of horse manure in the flag and a sickeningly disgusting display of faux patriotism so their brain dead followers can still believe theyâre voting for a better America. Only Democrats are evil and stupid enough to believe they can save America from itself and all those perils of national greatness, economic prosperity and individual freedom; no, we mustnât have any of those! Screw you in Hell forever, little marxist Willie sucker! This is still America, your home youâve managed to abuse and take advantage for all of your pitiful life in order to get into a position where you can finally destroy it. Youâre that annoying, screaming little brat bitch at the supermarket; and, if you donât get your way, you intend to make the rest of us suffer and pay for your miserable existence bereft of any happiness and gratitude to America for allowing your parents to come here and give you a better life. Instead of playing the sacred cow, you should be getting down on your hands and knees (not in that way) to be incredibly thankful for this country and all of the opportunities it has given you instead of working overtime as the tool for those who would have you destroy it.
Iâll tell you what Mizz first historic âblack, african-american, woman of colorâ to ever be nominated as Vice President; another foreign born, flap eared, pansy assed, lying communist walking muslim filth butt boi, the all holy Ohbozo already came along to play this dirty trick on us before. Fool us once, shame on you. You wonât fool us twice because we wonât be fooled again. We learned the hard way how âhopeâ and âchangeâ are really nothing but empty, bullshit words that smoke screen for things much more dark, sinister and dangerous. âFundamental transformationâ my ass; it wonât ever happen on our watch! We wouldnât be swimming in nearly as much sewage as we are now if he would have just remained a goat herder and dancing boy in some remote muzzie madrassa. Instead, we were dumb and swallowed the big lie about how America could never be tolerant and advanced enough until we elected a black man as President. What an absolute colossal mistake of almost monumental national destruction that fiasco turned out to be! We even doubled down on the stupidity by giving him a second term. How is it after eight full years of Barky the Democrat wonder dog, there can still be any systemic racism left at all in America? I have important news for Sleepy Grand Dad and Kamala La La La; we wonât be suckered again. Hereâs a serious promise you and your Rat Party can take to the bank: should your planned theft of the November election somehow succeed and you eventually take power to prevail by complete fraud, you will never occupy the White House. You will never perform any duties as a âMadam President.â Your imposter Congress will be stopped cold in their tracks from ever going into session to pass any of your marxist bills. Weâll tax revolt your commie asses into the ground and cut off the money tap to any illegal communist Federal Government. The only thing youâll find yourself presiding over is a brutal, ongoing train wreck of an administration which will be resisted at every step and turn. As President Trump has declared on numerous occasions, America will never be a socialist nation and We The People of the United States of America will NEVER submit to living under socialist rule! However, youâre still kinda dense and pigheaded in all the excitement of your glorious narcissism, so Iâll say it again; weâre going to go out of our way to guarantee you will be the first female president of color who completely fails in your faux office along with all of your minions, groupies, enablers, educators, media jerk offs and anyone else who promotes rioting and activism to intimidate regular Americans. You have been given fair & advanced notice; there will no mercy, negotiation, diplomacy, cease fires or intermediary half measures; only the absolute & total annihilation of everything unamerican, once and for all. Hey! Thatâs a play taken from your very own commie playbook, but this time itâll be on our terms by our rules. Not a single person who supported this illegal overthrow for the sake of instituting marxism will be spared. Thatâs a promise from America.
I pray for all of our sakes it never has to come to that, but I think youâre all much too fanatic in your ongoing coup attempts to even notice or care. Weâve been playing nice and putting up with all your bullshit now for so long it doesnât really matter anymore how horrible all of this might turn out. We know the alternatives will be much worse. Iâve already been called a racist, Nazi, white supremacist & whatever else for so long it no longer even phases me now; and, I promise you will see all of those come together and more in real time if you think for even one second youâre getting away with any of this. Iâd highly recommend you donât continue testing the resolve of true Americans because it could prove to be detrimental to your health & well being. Continuing the pursuit of a perfect socialist utopia will only push us as a country to a place where no lives matter; especially communist ones. Iâm sincerely hoping any remaining shred of objective common sense you may still have can check your ambitious lusts for power, but I rather kind of doubt that. Weâll see now, wonât we? Please think it over, because once it all starts in earnest, it wonât stop until the cancers of communism and radical Islam have been completely cleansed from our nation. Weâve already told you so many times before, but you still arenât listening. Continue to laugh and ignore us, because he who laughs last, laughs best. Youâre going to make history & be famous, Kamala La La La. Probably just not in the way you thought.
That is all.
Carry on,
General Mossberg
