Is She A Boon To The Olympics?

Is She A Boon To The Olympics?


This week, I’d like to point out to all of you something else the media has failed cover correctly, as usual.  As most of you probably already know, the Olympic field trials were recently held and a young girl named DEANNA PRICE took the 1st Place Gold with a US record of 263.6 feet in the hammer throw. She made five throws total, and all five were longer than the silver winner Brooke Anderson who’s best throw was at 256.7 feet. DeAnna Price’s winning throw has also bested every other throw from all of her international competitors this year by at least seven and a half feet. That’s not a small difference in distance. She’s aiming for an all time record of 265 feet at the Tokyo games. Brooke Anderson, who placed second behind DeAnna, also delivered one Hell of an impressive performance and is in medal contention as well. As the US representatives, they both performed wonderfully and stood proudly on the award podium with their hands over their hearts singing the national anthem because the Olympics is supposed to be an opportunity to display national pride in your country by showcasing your athletic accomplishments! I hope DeAnna throws 900 feet in Tokyo!  

The current World hammer throw record is held by a Polish leviathan Anita Wlardcyzk who has been the only other woman to throw the damned thing over 245 feet. Although the nature of this sport requires competitors to be husky and on the heavy side (hammer balls are not lightweight!) they are still very much real women and not some loser simp dude who places 85th in the men’s division and then whines about it being unfair because he’s some sexually confused freak mutant. No, both Deanna & Brook are dyed in the wool, completely authentic, 100% all American girls with tremendous athletic skill and determination to win the Gold for America! They also completely understand they are global ambassadors for the country they love; and, are laser focused on bring the Gold & Silver back home from Tokyo. Sounds great doesn’t? As you have probably already surmised by this point, there is unfortunately more to this story. Of course, isn’t there always?! There’s our unhappy third place finisher; the proverbial stick in mud, thorn in the side, fly in the ointment, hair in the butter who only managed a best throw of 244 feet. Apparently, her mediocre performance still earned her a spot on the team because there was only THREE women trying out for this event, so she could have probably chucked it only four feet and gotten the Bronze.

The person I’m talking about who placed third in the hammer throw qualifier is Gwen Berry (her slave name) and she’s the complete polar opposite of DeAnna and Brooke. She’s an affirmative action athlete, who’s sounding more like an activist than an athlete; someone who wants to go to the Olympics to telegraph the suffering and oppression of her peebles rather than represent her country in a respectful, mature and dignified manner. Have I mentioned she’s also a horribly bigoted racist suffering from an almost psychotic level of narcissistic self absorption? In her world, it’s not about the team, America or even the games themselves. Even though the Japanese olympic officials made it perfectly clear about NO politics during the event, with Gwen it’s ALL about herself and her “activism.” Another sulking, self loathing, ignorant, unprofessional POS who hates white people, America and even having to be there. Yet another poor victim of America’s “systemic racism.” Boo Hoo. She made a complete horse’s ass of herself in from of the entire World by standing there on the award podium and turning her back on our flag while it was raised for the winners. She pulled her t-shirt, which said “Activist Athlete,” over her ugly face because she was supposedly so fucking ashamed to have been chosen to represent America in the Olympics; and then bitched about how she was pissed off they had the audacity to play our National Anthem without asking her fucking permission. I wouldn’t mind seeing Gwen catch the business end of that 8 pound hammer ball in her skull from a competitor’s swing. As you know, I don’t take lightly to anti American bullshit such as hers.

Perhaps you might think Gwen succeeded in embarrassing America and all of us in front of the entire awards ceremony, but you’d be wrong! When other competitors in other events were asked about Gwen Berry’s infantile, attention whoring antics, they answered, “Who? “Oh yeah, her! Is that her name? She always acts like that! We don’t know why she even bothers competing, because she really isn’t worth a crap at the hammer throw.” It seems everyone else at the Olympic trials are too preoccupied with staying focused at being the best they can be in order to win the honor of representing America. They’re too busy working hard to be able to give a dead rat’s ass about any of the “systemic racism” bullshit. Go figure. The winners proceeded to ignore her drama, and chose instead to soak in the limelight the competition offered. They deserved it because they worked hard to WIN. Meanwhile, little nappy blue lips was too obsessed with skin color to be able to perform any better than a far distant third place. That’s her special skill, hating America! I guess she was upset because nobody bothered awarding her first place for being black. Worse, nobody during the trials confessed their guilt for being white supremacists who support an unfair patriarchal hegemony. Maybe she was hoping for live television coverage of her grand entrance, riding in a litter chair carried on the back of eight white guilt slaves following a group of dancing flower girls sprinkling rose petals in her path as “Wet Ass Pussy” blasted over the loudspeakers. I don’t know… 

Perhaps she thought, the throws by her competitors would all be disqualified on the basis of racist oppression & discrimination and she’d she be awarded reparations by being given an all time World record which could never be broken because she’s black. Whatever. Perhaps she was scheming for some lavish and lucrative endorsement deals a la Colon Krapperdick from the usual pandering, groveling, lickspittle woke corporations. Perhaps she had dreams of becoming a sort of dark Joan Of Arc, adored and showered in millions as she made endless rounds on every talk show morning, noon and night. Who the fuck knows what was going through that monkey brain of hers when she pulled that offensive shit during the awards ceremony? Unfortunately, that kind of narcissistic, virulent self absorbed professional victim hood has been working for these idiots for too long now! ENOUGH! The same way our popular media culture has glamorized (c)Rap “musicians,” thugs, murderers, drug pushers, gangbangers and all other sorts of sociopathic criminals by everybody who thinks virtue signaling and ass kissing somehow makes them “WOKE!” Maybe if Gwen had just had a criminal record, or was out on parole for shooting a store employee for a bag of skittles, or simply an armed carjacking, she would have gotten more attention!

Gwen Berry is a prime example of screwed up, pure progressive ideals and victim mentality as ever there was one. At the end of the day, she can’t escape the fact she’s still THIRD regardless of whatever excuses she makes or whomever she decides to blame. A full 20 feet shorter than the winners. Suck it, Gwen! Although she has almost zero chances of placing any better than 12th out of nine competitors on the world stage, she’s already made a name for herself in a single afternoon as being the pathetic, whiney little bitch of the Olympics. Great going, Gwen! Good to know you’re a champ at something! If I had my way after the way she’s behaved, she wouldn’t even be going to the Olympics. She doesn’t represent us; she’s a disgrace & hates America. She hates Americans, particularly white Americans. Third place is nothing to brag about when there’s only three people competing. It’s only a participation trophy.

Oh, but the President Potato fully supports her hatred of America & so does most of Congress as well as the gutless corporations who will endorse her and then cry when their sales tank. So instead of giving one more thought to Gwen, let’s all celebrate the accomplishments of DeAnna Price, the record holder. Let’s cheer on and support Brooke Anderson, as this is her first Olympics. Gwen Berry? She’s already blown it with me. America loves a winner but also loves the underdog, but won’t support sore losers who blame their inability to fairly compete or place on their or someone else’s skin color. I’m sick and tired of those who are the actual racists telling me that I’m the racist. There is NO systemic racism in America. Prove me wrong! Alright, once again I’m all negroed out for now, but if Gwen Berry insists on continuing her charade about America being a systemically racist country, she need to look no farther than the locker room mirror to know the reason why. Then go get on a boat back to Africa.

Carry on!

General Mossberg


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