Don’t Bogart That Joint

Don’t Bogart That Joint


✪ Good evening Mr. & Mrs. America and all ships at sea; if you’re reading this it means America must still be here at least in some form; and, you’ve successfully survived yet another week of insults & abuses at the hands of The Clown in Chief and the most ignorant, evil, dishonest & corrupt pack of DC criminal hyenas to ever steal a country in the history of the World. Congratulations, I think…

Taking a quick look around at what happened during this last week and we find the standard Media slop is still being served up to keep all the loyal Sheep fat and happy while they’re being sheared. The chink bat flu scam has officially been put on the back burner while our Great Reset overloads tune it up and add a fresh new coat of paint. I’m predicting Son Of COVID, the next sequel will open in theaters everywhere by the end of the Summer. You heard it here first! Prove me wrong! Don’t be fooled, just because we aren’t hearing nearly as much about coh-vud as before doesn’t mean in any way that it’s gone away. Oh no, no, no! Wouldn’t you know it, our fucking government cares too deeply about you & I to ever let that happen. Butt, butt butt how can I vote at a public polling place in November once they’ve all conveniently become super spreader centers of the plague? I’m so skert! Makes it that much easier for me to dump my 100 unsigned ballots in the mailbox down on the corner, right? At least that way, I’m sure they’ll be counted. Anyway, only fascist Nazi, Republican, white supremacists oppose mail in voting because they all hate “democracy.” You know what I really hate? I really hate the way the stinkin’ Rats have kidnapped & weaponized yet another word in the English language to control people’s thinking and push their Death Culture agenda; “democracy.”

No, the COVID psychosis will be back with a full, fucking vengeance whenever our handlers decide it’s most politically useful and convenient; whenever they can settle on a popular new variant name designed to telegraph as much confusion, dishonesty, fear mongering and gaslighting to get those sheep herded back in their pens on the government plantation. Right now, they’re just playing us for a little more time while they continue their important work of dismantling Western Civilization, starting the next World War and handing control of our country over to their special interests; ignorant, racist blacks; hordes of illegal mud invaders and sexually confused, degenerate kiddiefuckers who come in every color of the rainbow (pun intended). Their purpose is to lull average Americans back into some false sense of security about mistakenly assuming things are somehow returning to “normal” right before that great big iron fist of medical tyranny comes smashing down on our heads again; all in the interests of protecting the “public health,” of course! Besides, can’t piss off the peasantry too much with another major election waiting just around the corner to be stolen! Admit it, Joe accomplished something Drumpft never could, he ended covid! Now onto curing cancer and eliminating climate change!

The Russia-Ukraine conflict continues to plod on; what is it now, entering into it’s third month? How time flies when you’re being lied to. Whatever. What the war really seems to be more about is “propaganda.” Somebody out there appears to have a real vested interest in manipulating information and public opinion as to keep the confusion going to hide the real truth. Exactly who is that “somebody” and why are they going to such great lengths? Hell if I know, but it does seem like Zelensky is an official graduate of the Klaus Schwab School of International Studies and that more than one person in his cabinet has come out publicly stating Ukraine is fighting for The New World Order. Somehow, that admission doesn’t have quite the effect on me that they probably wish it would. Then there’s all the dirty laundry about Ukraine being the most favored laundromat of all of the Deep State’s international blood money, illegally funded biolabs and human trafficking operations. I won’t mention names, but the Biden Crime Family Syndicate immediately comes to mind along with several other “prestigious” American family names like Romney and Pelosi.

Before any of you out there start getting knots in your underwear, the General needs to inform you that he does not openly support one side of the conflict over the other. When we take a look at Putin and the amazing russian record of outstanding human rights achievements over the last century, there’s nothing there to write home about either. It can certainly be argued that Putin is a gangster dictator, a former KGB thug who has murdered plenty of people to get to where he is today. All the more reason to postpone all judgements about who’s right and who’s wrong until history finally sorts & settles this issue because the hurricane of deliberate misinformation, disinformation and good old textbook propaganda swirling around this whole rotten affair make it virtually impossible for any of us to know the truth of what’s really happening. Yeah, I’d like to “stand with Ukraine,” but how can I do that when the fact of the matter is practically every person I already despise who’s a member of the Democrat Party, Fapdog Media or Pedowood also “stand with Ukraine” makes that a such a tall order; especially as they continue to beat everyone over the head with the “Russians bad, Ukraine good” mantra the same way they did with “wear a mask” and “get vaccinated.” Call me dumb, but I don’t think the conflict is actually that cut and dry. I also resent their assumption that I need them to do my thinking for me because I’m too fucking dumb to do it for myself. As much as we wish it wasn’t so, it’s probably safe to say there aren’t any “good guys” in this war and the best thing we can possibly do is mind our own business, don’t pick a side and stay the fuck out of this dogfight. At this point, that would seem to be the wisest and safest approach until we get more accurate information, which is precisely why you can count on President Potato to do the complete opposite.

Probably the biggest new story of this last week is Elon Musk. What are we to make of this guy? He’s really tough to read. On the one hand, he’s intelligent and shrewd; a dauntless entrepenuer who embodies classic American individuality & exceptionalism. On the other, would he be anything other than a graveyard stocker at Walmart if he hadn’t found a way to get the genie of taxpayer subsidies out of the government bottle? I guess we’ll never know. Love him or hate him, it’s impossible to deny the profound affects his EV and space projects will have on history and human destiny. However, the guy has his dark side, too. Ja, he also beliefs in der Fourth Industrial Reich…er, Revolution like his good buddy, Fuhrer Klaus. Sorry Elon, but I won’t be allowing you to stick one of your computer chips in my brain or up my ass, ever. Like everything else that winds up horrifically evil in this World, transhumanism is initially being soft soap pedaled as the next new “in” thing. Come on, get in the boxcar, it’s only a hop & a skip over the hill to grandma’s house and the bright and sunny utopia of technological slavery! We promise! Don’t be a square, all the cool kids are doing it now! Don’t you want to live forever? Considering the turns this World has taken into the current direction, fuck no!

I am however thoroughly enjoying the Musk Show in regards to his current efforts to castrate Twitter and finally render it impotent from it’s current, self appointed role as the thought police for online freedom of speech. Good times! Personally, I’m rooting for the guy and hope he pulls it off but I seriously doubt the forces of darkness will allow anything vaguely resembling free speech to ever be represented on Twitter. Musk’s hostile buy out attempt has also brought some really foul smelling bubbles of gas up from the bottom of the Swamp. Allegations that both Twitter and Fuckbook have both been able to grown into online monopoly mammoths of control because they have enjoyed the financial advantage of having the US Government foot the bill for a majority of their server hardware costs. You mean to tell me there’s a distinct possibility Twitter & Fuckbook are actually private-government, corporate collaborations created by a CIA think tank for the expressed purpose of spying on American citizens and mining our private data? Well, fuck me in the morning, our esteemed government would never think of doing anything so dastardly evil and against the law, would they?

You wanna know how I suspect this could be true? Because every fucking Deep State toadie and sympathizer out there is soiling their britches right now over the prospect Musk could buy Twitter, take it private and turn it into what it really should be; a social media platform which allows ALL point of views, not just those which march in lock step with the communist, NWO, Queer Mafia agendas. However, don’t count them chickens before they’re hatched. We’re already seeing all the forces of darkness group and organize against this man and his attempt. BlackRock and Vanguard responded by already upping their investments in Twatter to knock Musk out of his #1 position as the largest shareholder; and in case you haven’t been paying enough attention, I consider BlackRock and Vanguard to be little more than Deep State dark money slush funds hiding behind the phony respectability of calling themselves “investment companies.” Trust me, they are neither “good guys” nor our friends. Then we have the usual assortment of morally bankrupt, communist shitbags in Congress rumbling for Joe to sic the DOJ & SEC on Musk to stop any potential buy out or take over. I’m certain these fucking fascists will pull some new law or excuse out of their asses why the government must be allowed to dictate and control the outcome of something which is so fundamentally a function of a free market, just because it threatens their grasp on information and the power which stems from that grasp.

They jury is still out, but once again it’s looking like the Elite will have their way while the rest of us insects get fucked. A major Saudi prince shareholder who wipes his ass with one hundred dollar bills has already gone on record saying he’s against the buyout. Apparently, he got a late night call from Jorge Boosh and John Brennan; the Deep State is circling the wagons to safeguard one of their most valued and powerful weapons against allowing the common man a public platform to voice his opinion; because in their world, commoners aren’t worth any more than the tax dollars which can be bled from them. Already, the predictable assortment of big mouthed Leftist crybabies are whining about losing their personal echo chamber safe space.

Anyway, we should know by Monday unless they need to stall for more time, which they probably will. In any case regardless of outcome, you really have to hand it to Musk for making such a brilliant business move. Either they sell to him and Twatter gets a total remodel job, or the buyout attempt fails and Musk completely liquidates his position in the company and the share price implodes; possibly providing another opportunity for Musk to secure a controlling interest at a much lower price. Yippee kay yeah, motherfuckers, embrace the suck, twitterattis! If Musk has done anything, it’s to pull a Trump by ripping the mask off of Twitter to expose all of its dirty little secrets and underpinnings. More of the same institutional rot we’ve come to expect from the Left. Yeah, that’s gonna leave a mark!

So grab some more popcorn and prepare yourselves for another week in the barrel, America, Hopefully Elon Musk won’t mysteriously die of suicide this coming week, drive into a retaining wall somewhere by himself at 100 miles per hour, or peacefully and unexpectedly pass in his sleep. The guy has shaken the hornet’s nest; so look for the Empire to strike back. I’m personally going to be cheering him on in this effort, because I believe if I had his kind of dough and pull, I’d be doing the very same as him. Besides, can Twatter really ever get any worse than it already is? I think not! Go Musk! ✪

Stay strong and hold that line, Patriots!

General Mossberg