Hurricane Joe
Hurricane Joe
✪ Good afternoon/evening on this beautiful, fine Fall weekend, fellow Patriots! Before we officially get underway this weekend with another exciting installment of Double Barrel, the legal firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe has advised me to advise you that what follows is only more of my usual tongue in cheek sarcasm intended strictly for adult entertainment purposes only and is in no way intended to make light of anyone in Florida still without power, shelter or security. Quite the opposite, all of our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected by the intensity of Hurricane Ian. I know you guys in Florida are used to big storms, but I think Ian’s last minute accumulation of strength may have caught all of us off guard. God bless all of our TNA community members in Florida & the Carolinas who were directly impacted by Ian & thank goodness Florida in particular is being lead as quickly as possible to full recovery by Ron DeSantis. Imagine if the queer, marxist black methhead found naked convulsing on a hotel room floor with a gay hooker was in charge now in the Florid Governor’s house. Now there’s a scary thought! Instead, it’s a man I greatly respect and admire and whom I consider to be the best governor in the entire country, Ron DeSantis. A man whom I am confident is destined one day to be our President.
Today, I want to talk about another kind of storm which is ravaging America. I’m talking about that cheating, corrupt, criminal, lying, brain rotted, steaming pile of Deep State installed Donkee shit known as “Clueless Joe,” our infamous “my butt’s been wiped” executive in chief kiddie groper, little girl sniffer & daughter showering partner. None other than the “Big Guy” himself, Hurricane Joe. And what a walking one man shitstorm upon the country this potato brained, jackoff has shown himself to be. A Cat TEN reeking death and destruction upon everything and everybody in his path. The patron saint of FAILURE. Of course, the eye of Hurricane Joe is permanently stalled over that hive of corruption and villainy commonly known as Washington DC. While the progressive winds have battered the entire country and the World nonstop for the last two years; the rest of us have been hunkering down waiting to ride it out until the Sun finally makes an appearance again. Meanwhile, everything in Mordor on the Potomac bubble is apparently hunky dory; it’s so peaceful and quiet in the eye of this storm, inhabitants of the Beltway Beehive barely notice anything is asunder as they go about their daily activities of looting and plundering the rest of us. The skies are always peaceful and blue there (pun intended). The fucking little birdies sit in the trees and chirp away while everything else in the rest of America continues to be sucked into this storming vortex of Luciferian criminal incompetency. Fuck ’em! Hurricane Joe really BLOWS! Literally & figuratively!
Last week, the Joey Junta continued on their exonerable march of pulling the entire fucking world into WWIII with Russia. Butt, butt, butt muh “democracy.” Whenever you hear a RAT utter the word “democracy” grab your wallet and cover your balls. WTF? ANOTHER stinkin’ TWELVE BILLION to Ukraine early in the week followed by the announcement of ANOTHER $680 MILLION of Thursday? Fuck me when I’m dead, this shit has to STOP! I swear, these globalist buttcrack motorboating tools just can’t help themselves.Perhaps they’re getting some sort of twisted sick sexual kick out of all this open larceny and subterfuge. Does anyone in the current ongoing kleptomanic crapfest currently claiming to be the “US Government” actually have a PLAN, much less a clue about how to sensibly handle with the Ukraine situation? Have you heard of any calls for diplomatic de-escalation. Have any “peace initiatives” been suggested? Is there an official, or for that matter “unofficial” policy anywhere to be found outlining specific policy or actions to tamp down this potentially dangerous situation? Rhetorical question: i must be talking to myself. If there is, they certainly sure as shit haven’t felt the need to share any of it with the rest of us!
In a perfect world, if I was the President, my plan & policies would be to stay the fuck out of this mess. I’m not talking about only for now, but I would have never allowed for any of this shit to start in the first place. I think all of this kicked off in 2014 when the EU & IMF insisted on jamming an unwanted $18 BILLION dollar loan up Ukraine’s ass so they could position themselves as creditors to seize control of the country. Remind me again, WHO was the president here at home in the US in 2014? Oh that’s right, the hollow milk chocolate Jesus bunny, our lord and savior, Barak the Perfect. And who was King Pharoah’s Secretary of State during that same year when all this shit went down? Ha! If you’re like me, the first answer which popped into your head was probably the Hag Klintoon! Close, but no cigar! It was actually none other than our current national “climate change envoy” John “Horse Ass” Kerry. You know, the Vietnam stolen valor traitor. That communist piece of shit who became enormously wealthy by marrying lonely heiresses?
The duly “democratically” elected president of the Ukraine at that time was ousted by a CIA engineered coup (the Orange Revolution) when he refused to play along by taking the IMF blood money, arguing instead such a deal would only needlessly raise prices and the cost of living for all Ukrainians while compromising the sovereignty of their country. Imagine that, a national leader who actually loves his country enough to place the interests and welfare of his citizens above those of the power mad international Establishment money changers in Brussels. A national leader who defied evil and instead opted NOT to sell his country out into monetary servitude under the heel of the globalist banking cartel. Well shit, we certainly can’t have anyone with nationalist ideals bucking the New World Order now can we? Bad dog!
I don’t think I need to tell you what happened next. They got rid of his ass and installed a puppet president who would go ahead and sign off on the IMF loan. I’m sure everyone in the top level of the new establishment tool government was paid off handsomely. Hey, where have we seen all of this before? Next, the globalist maggots moved in and set up shop to make Ukraine the international hub for all of their criminal activities which would otherwise be considered totally illegal in their own countries. Shit like off the books, bioweapon labs performing “gain of function” research to develop & weaponizing lethal viruses, personal money laundering services for the Elite Class, human trafficking and only God knows what else that we haven’t even got a clue about at this stage of the game. This phony puppet government also moved to have Ukraine become a part of NATO. I swear, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn there’s a hole in the ground somewhere in Ukraine now which descends directly down into the very pits of Hell. Perhaps that’s why Ukraine is such a HOT destination for all of the wealthy, jetsetting, leftarded glitterati. That would explain why people like Piglosi, Sean Penn, Hairy and ME-ghan have all been making highly publicized pilgrimages to this eastern euro-peon toilet to kiss the ring of the new international, sooper hero, golden boy Zelensky and then take a little excursion downstairs to enjoy a personal ass ripping by Satan himself. It may also explain why Zelensky hasn’t yet been squashed like a bug.
So fast forward to where we are today with Hurricane Joe raging on more severely than ever before. I guess we’re all expected to fall into line and rally around Shitpants while he continues to pour shitloads of hush money into the Ukraine toilet, all the while keeping a fucking IRS gun at our heads forcing us to pay the continued blackmail for the numerous Biden Family investment crimes In Ukraine which must be protected at all costs. Even if it means the end of Civilization and the World as we now know it. For the first time in my life, I’m watching as the US Government and their Fapdog Media attempts to condition the country to the insane narrative that we just might have to accept the prospect of nuclear war to save “democracy” in Ukraine. WTF? However as Vannity would say, “let not your hearts be troubled” Joe and Company pissed away another $290 MILLION dollars of your great grandkids’ future this week by buying 230,000 doses of NPlate to preserve the Ruling Class in the event of an actual nuclear war. After the dust finally settles, the cockroaches will crawl out from under their rocks again to rule the World. NPlate is an experimental drug (funny how these assholes seem to love those) which creates a chemical resistance in the body which allows it to survive radiation poisoning. The only catch is that dosage must be administered everyday for at least four weeks before protection against contamination to be effective. So when you see these cocksuckers starting to load themselves up on NPlate, you’ll know that BIG DAY can’t be too far off. In the meantime, we all need to rally around Swinging Dick Joe, our greatest war time president evah and support the liberation of Ukraine from the Evil Empire, or ELSE! Whatever…
So there he was this week in Florida, Hurricane Joe, taking time away from his busy schedule of adrenochome infusions in Delaware, kiddie groping, little girl sniffing, shitting himself and otherwise fucking up everything he touches to make landfall in Ft Meyers for the perfunctory 2024 campaign photo op stop, still looking and acting completely like the clueless horse’s ass because as the entire country already knows, that’s exactly what he is. Assuring all of his adoring groupies and Biden ass suckers that “nobody fucks with Biden;” and of course never allowing a crisis to go to waste as an opportunity to stump for “cli-mutt change” in front of a captive audience whom most of which, lost everything. What a loathsome, sanctimonious dirtbag POS, however, I digress!
Not to be outdone and in the spirit of “equality,” our equally corrupt & retarded, history making Vice President wominz of cul-HUH who also BLOWS, informed those most recently devastated by Ian that all you white niggas need to get to the back of the FEMA bus when it comes time to dish out Federal relief aid because, you know, “systemic racism,” the Civil War and all the hobgoblins of slavery and oppression which still haunt all of dem po’ chocolate peeblez trapped against their will in white fascist AmeriKKKa, or some such other progressive minority vote pandering bullshit.
I know I’m really preaching to the choir here when I say we all need to pray for America and the World right now. If you’ve never considered yourself a praying person, may I suggest now would be an excellent time to start? Pray these corrupt stupid motherfuckers don’t play into the globalists’ hands by drawing the entire world into a nuclear Armageddon. Personally, I don’t think they will but I think they will still try to skate as close as they can to that thin spot in the ice in order to spook the Sheep into the Great Reset inoculation pens. I don’t care if you hate Putin or not, but at this point he’s not half as stupid as our present set of insane donkees currently behind the wheel of the bus of our nation state. Lucky us! At some point, Hurricane Joe will lose intensity and sputter out, hopefully before these idiots burn the entire shit house to the ground: and if by some thin chance that happens, there’s no sense in stressing over it because none of us individually have the power to stop it. In the meantime, continue to weather this storm until it runs out of gas and the Sun once again breaks through the clouds. Live for today and the things which matter most: the people you love, a life with meaning and purpose, the ideals which made this country the greatest ever on the face of the Earth. I know it may now appear as if that dream is in danger, but the advantage in that is more people awaken each day to understand the incredible value of freedom which they took for granted for so long. As I have said many times before here, only 1000 people in the entire World are responsible for 98% of all the rouble and bullshit we are experiencing today. We have God, guns and the Truth all allied among us on the right side of History. We just gotta wait out this storm.
God willing, I will return next week with another edition of Double Barrel and to share perspective with you on the coming events of this next week. As always, I remain a fellow Patriot with you committed to the cause of the restoration of our beloved Republic. Don’t let the worms discourage you because that’s exactly what they’re trying to do. Evil always comes with a built in expiration date! NEVER surrender! ✪
Sic semper tyrannis,
General Mossberg
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