YOUR CHOICE
YOUR CHOICE
âȘ A big HELLO out there to all my fellow TNA Patriots as we close out yet another thrilling, action packed week of absolute insane and unbelievable clusterfuckery courtesy of our current âthe president isnât wearing any pantsâ regime with all of the godless, progressive, evil, radical, criminal liars, cheats, thieves, embezzlers, warmongers, deviants, reprobates, sodomites, kiddie diddlers, kiddie rapers, traffickers, blackmailers, murderers, satanists which now populate our body politic like a raging cancer. Have I about covered everything? Did I forget anyone? The very last thing I ever want in this fucking wonderful new gilded age of American progressivism is to be guilty of the high crime of failing to be all âinclusive.â Yeah, I often lay awake nights in my bed agonizing over that one.
There just comes a time when all the good people like ourselves who refuse to be polluted by their sewage must admit the country now just has a really bad case of the shits! Everything is really dirty and stinks! The national toilet bowl is clogged to the brim full of greasy communist floater turds. It has been since January 2020. We need Trump the Rooter Man to repair the flush valve again! Hard to believe but itâs already been two years! How the time flies while you watch your country being put through a wood chipper feet first! Ok, I get it, itâs all a royal assfucking, industrial strength nightmare with only two more years of this bullshit left until The Machine runs and installs pResident Depends again. By that time heâll be so far gone theyâll need to shove a stick up his ass to prop him up in front of the cameras to keep on doing that âvoodoo that he do so well.â For fuckâs sake, heâs already 80 years old. How much more fucking magic could this crooked prick possibly still have left in him? Grampy Stinkfinger will be 82 in 24; that means heâll be 86 in 2028 should he hypothetically serve out an entire second term, which he wonât. I hate to break the really bad news to all of the fat, lazy, drooling legions of adoring, empty headed, democrat, fart sniffing, Joe groupies out there who believe President Potato is the greatest thing since sliced bread and Pet Rocks, but the Sniffer in Chief tires are already bald; no tread left. Witness how he canât keep his ass on the road, much less still manage to read from a teleprompter; or, find his own ass with both hands and a flashlight unless mommy nurse Jill or the Easter Bunny is guiding him along.
There will soon come a time (and we are already there) when Ole Joe is finally all used up and any further efforts to prop up Ole Lunchbox, our Man Of the People, will become an futile exercise in ever diminishing returns. Those drugs they juice his worthless ass with every time for a photo op to prop up the Big Lie will become less effective. Heâs already used up and fried; only an idiot refuses see it. Heâs built up such a resistance to so many adrenalin, amphetamine, adrenochrome, cognitive enhancer cocktails that they no longer do the trick. Can you say âburned out?â Sure, I knew you could! As if weâre not completely there already, things will also get to the point where the weekly maintenance trips to Delaware to throw him into the shop and recharge his batteries in some effort to bring him back for the next round of exciting national destruction will grow harder and harder. What did this fucking corrupt, criminal blowhard expect when he sold his soul to The Machine for a chance to play president? However, before all of this plays out, theyâre going to get their moneyâs worth by completely using up all of Ole Joey. Hey, it couldnât happen to a nicer guy!
Shit, I can almost see the epic funerary pageant of the ages! The gushing Fapdog Media orgasm over this worthless demented prick once they finally pull his plug and he kicks. Weâll be inundated with around the clock alphabet news coverage âAmerica Mourns; the passing of the most popular president in history.â Theyâll force us to relive all of the greatest moments of the Joe glory days. I can hardly wait, can you? It will be the mother of all state funerals! You heard it here first! Theyâll make it into the biggest shoe of all time! Hold my beer, JFK! After they pickle this turd so he wonât stink any worse than he already does, theyâll slab him in the Capitol rotunda for a couple of weeks before finally planting him while everyone in his criminal syndicate makes a big deal about how heartbroken and distraught they feel. âWhat Next America; A Nation Searches for Answers & The Way Forward.â This shit will be everywhere you turn and go on for weeks and there will be no escaping the punishment. âJoe Strong, America, weâre all in this together!â Weâll have more Joe crammed down our throats and up our asses than ever before. âThe Passing of A President: An MSNBCLSDLBGYQA1FJB Special retrospective. Joe Biden: A profile in executive courage, strength and wisdom with hosts Whoopi Goldberg & Maxine Waters.
‘A star studded, progressive extravaganza with special guest appearances by Chuck, the schmuck Shoomer, Mike and his Kenyan pet cock holster, Shakes Piglosi with her âIf I had a hammerâ gay husband, Jerry âI shit my pantsâ Gonadler, along with Bing Fauci Dancers and the Queer DC Beltway Chorus all dressed in drag singing âVaccinate!â And of course in the typical Joe fashion, no expenses will be spared! One final opportunity to screw over the American taxpayer before going to his final reward of shoveling coal in the boiler room downstairs and enjoying Old Scratchâs 5000F erection planted 20 inches up his backside for all of eternity. Biden family legacy? I got your Biden family legacy right here! Like I already said, couldnât happen to a nicer guy.
In the meantime, we are unfortunately still left too much time to ponder all the wonders of Joe. Take it all in America, because nothing lasts forever and one day weâll all look back fondly on these special days of this golden age of Joe brilliance. Come on man! Not even Reagan nor Trump can claim to have freed the slaves, given spiritual guidance to General Washington at Valley Forge, worked in the Pennsylvania coal mines, broken bread with Ghandi, driven a big rig, graduated at the top of their West Point class, discovered the cure for cancer, been an all American, top scoring, Heisman quarterback at Notre Dame, single handedly managed the strongest economy of all time or saved Humanity and the world from certain climate change extinction. Whew, how did we ever luck out like this?!
However, we all know this blathering, walking colostomy bag isnât fooling anyone with his lies and demented fantasies. Old bastard is actually only an Establishment pawn in a much bigger Great Reset, Green New Deal, New World Odor board game. A clueless ass dildo being passed around to serve the pleasures of his globalist masters in the UN, WEF, EU & NWO. I would think I am probably accurate in assuming most regular Americans loathe and detest the sight of this monumental fraud; the mere sight of him provokes righteous anger and resentment. Despite the constant parade of manufactured outrages, confusions and disasters, one right after another, NOBODY has forgotten how he and his merry band of pinko pirates stole the 2020 election, along with our prosperity, freedom and future away from Trump and has since presided over the deliberate destruction of the country. Heâs a monumental national embarrassment. Even other World leaders recognize a hollow stooge when they see one. When Trump was president, everyone in the World feared and respected us, but not anymore! I know it feels like forever, but it was only two short years ago, Kids! Now every one puts a âKick Meâ sign on Americaâs back and laughs at us. Thanks for nothing, Joe!
There is now just too much bullshit in Joe World which doesnât pass the âsniff testâ if you know what I mean. Unless you resign yourself to becoming a pin brained, Donkee Kool Aid drinker. The brilliant wisdom of Joe has taught us that dirty oil bought from brutal South American communist dicktaters doesnât contribute to climate change like American oil does. As a nation, weâve redefined military victory as pulling up the stakes in the middle of the night and abandoning $82 BILLION dollars worth of the worldâs most advanced and sophisticated war technology to our enemies as we scamper out of the country with our tails tucked firmly between our buttcheeks. Weâve learned that âprogressâ is the new name for looting the country under the guise of one criminal spending bill after another which really donât do jack and are always named as the exact opposite of what they actually accomplish. Weâve learned that the ideal of âdemocracyâ really means recklessly pissing away tens of billions of dollars to some blackmailing, pencil-dicked, runt tyrant in some corrupt eastern Euro-peeinâ shithole country where we have NO national interests (save covering for the numerous crimes of the International Political Elite Class) while completely abandoning serious domestic issues at home like neglected veterans, record high crime and inflation, widespread homelessness and deteriorating military strength. Weâve learned that âeducationâ really means sacrificing our children and their childhoods upon the commie altar of homosexuality, gender dysphoria and pedophile grooming. Weâve learned that oil and petroleum products are EVIL and that the only way to save the Erf is by outlawing their production, distribution and use in favor of a bunch of bullshit unicorn utopian quack âalternativeâ energy sources which wonât and canât deliver. Fuck you! Nobody ever asked me if I wanted this, however, elite pigs like John Kerry keep flying all over the World in their private jets and pushing this garbage while continuing to lecture us for having the gall to want to inexpensively cook our meals, heat our homes, run our businesses and in general, enjoy the basic comforts of life everybody already knows can only be provided by cheap and efficient, abundant energy sources. How dare we!
This administration is nothing but one ongoing sick joke. A colossal stink and stain on American history, full of liars, cheats, thieves, adulterers, trans freaks, flaming queers, reprobate perverts, child abusers, Satan worshippers and every other kind of sewage which floats to the top in search of more power, wealth and control. And those are its GOOD qualities based only what we can see on the surface. Fuck only knows what new limits of Godless debauchery, depravity and sin await us in the dark waters below the still surface. Give it time, because everything eventually comes out in the wash. The only place demons can hide forever from the light is in Hell, and thatâs exactly where these maggots are going to go again once all of their crimes are finally exposed. I know none of this is much fun and it damned well isnât pretty, but that still doesnât mean itâs somehow not necessary if we are ever meant to heal from all of this sickness. Far from it! Last I checked, God is still on the throne in Heaven and Satan is still in Hellâs toilet. That leaves the rest of us wandering somewhere in the middle searching for the way while the age old conflict of Good vs Evil plays itself out as predicted so long ago. And we all know how that one finally ends. The hour of complacency grows late. The game is up. More people are waking up. Itâs time to make a choice and pick a side. Events and circumstances now dictate the World no longer may enjoy the luxury of apathy, denial or complacency. I know that everyone here already knows this.
Itâs no longer a secret that both parties are now complicit in the destruction of America. After the latest fraud election cycle last month, the RINO Republicans announced a new bipartisanship initiative to cooperate with Democrats in order to better âserve the American people.â Whenever you hear the word ‘bipartisanship’ you know you’re about to be fucked with your clothes still on. I donât need anymore of you servicing us while serving yourselves. You crooks have just about âservicedâ us to death. ENOUGH! Listen and listen good, assholes. Just stay out of our faces and leave us the fuck alone! Yeah, I know thatâs so fucking impossible for you because you just canât help yourselves, but it really feels good to say it and now you canât ever say you havenât been warned. Keep fucking around if you really want to find out. Your choice!
Who knows what new depths of self-serving stupidity, irresponsibility and blatant foolfuckery await us in this next coming week. Stay tuned! Another $50 billion to Ukraine? Another FTX implosion? Another squirrel mass shooting false flag? Will swinging dick Joe our war president invade Haiti? Who the fuck knows with these clowns, so be prepared for anything and everything. I will continue to get up every morning as I have for the last twenty years and ask myself, âis today the day?â Perhaps, but probably not. However, one day it will be so either way Iâm ready, are you? Itâs your choice. âȘ
God willing and the creeks donât rise, see you again next week!
General Mossberg
