I Read The News Today, Oh Boy!
I Read The News Today, Oh Boy!
âȘ Currently, Iâm trying my damndest to stay completely away from all television ânewsâ because if I recorded the news on December 9th back in 2022, not much now will be very new or different! I shit you not! Itâs pretty much the same, stupid, predictable mindfucking repetitive bullshit every day and night, ad infinitum! The wheels of the huge big government-big media establishment vested interests propaganda, misinformation, disinformation, indoctrination, head shrinking, brain washing machine turn relentlessly; grinding out the pablum to feed the flock of their loyal NPC sheep who still refuse to SIMPLY WAKE THE FUCK UP! It seems like anymore, the weekly narrative talking points are issued right out of Davos before being approved by the DNC Ministry Of Information High Command for domestic release and consumption. Sieg Heil! The ânewsâ could be on a 24/7 loop and the Sheep would scarcely notice. Oh wait, the âNewsâ IS on a 24/7 loop! Theyâre too spooked trembling and wetting themselves in terror over the prospect of cly-mutt change or the outrageous social injustices of the occasional black person somewhere in Amerika actually being held accountable for a crime they committed. Blah, blah, blah. Ukraine is winning the war! Blah, blah, blah! Joe and the Rats have created a bazillion new jobs in the last thirty days. Blah, blah, blah! Our southern border is completely secure. Blah, blah, blah! Americans are âtranphobesâ because we wonât buy or drink fag beer. Blah, blah, blah! Drumpft is a sexual predator who is able to molest women heâs never met via telepathy. Blah, blah, blah! Maxine Waters is planning to run for President. Blah, blah, blah! Famous Muslim scientists discover the cure for cancer. Blah, blah, blah! The UN says human trafficking promotes international diversity and World peace. Blah, blah, blah! The Poop says fucking little kids is now ok and really part of God’s plan. Blah, blah, blah! And my all time favoritest, white middle class Christians are domestic terrorists and our greatest national security threat. Blah, blah, blah! Oh wait Bob and Muffy, this new big breaking story just coming in now; all the shit weâve been force feeding you since King Joe and his merry band of pirates stole the 2020 election fair and square with the most votes evah has actually been chocolate! So open wide and swallow down another heaping spoonful before you drop to your knees and say âThank you Sir, that was so wonderful and delicious, may I have another?” Blah, blah, blah! After all, a stoopid Sheep is a happy Sheep and who doesnât want to be âhappy?â Bah, bah, bah!
Weâre still eighteen months out from the big Main Event: that political Sooper Bowl of all American news media events called the Presidential Election and the Alphabet media apparatchiks are all sporting their little puppy boners for the Big Guy and crew to be installed for the TKO in Round Two. The nonstop hype, gushing, gaslighting and manipulation have already started in earnest! It won’t be long now! Er, oh yes it will. Hey, they wanna âfinish what they started!â Go Team Donkee! Rah!I donât know about you, but the Democrats are running the hottest CRAP game in all of history and since weâre all already âall in,â we might as well just âlet it ride or else,â right? Iâll save you lots of wasted time by giving you the short version right here right now of âThe Messageâ theyâre going to be relentless pounding into everybodyâs ass over the next year and a half: MAGA and Orange Man BAD; Deep State marxist, criminal Puppet GOOD! What other country on the face of the Earth has a two year election cycle for an office with a four year term? WTF? Who else is this stupid? Fuck me running, itâs like a really bad baseball game that goes for 200 innings! Thereâs NO escape and by the time itâs really finally over, youâre just so freaking numbed and thankful the entire shitshow has stopped that you really donât care. We all know the evil Drumpft will be in jail long before November of next year because of course heâs a fascist, racist, homophobe and serial liar, youâll probably get to âvoteâ for Ron the Sunshine Man DeSantis, Nickki Haley or if weâre truly blessed, Mitt the Schitt. Donât get me wrong. I actually like Ron and I think heâs doing a fantastic job as governor of Florida and THAT is exactly why he should KEEP HIS PROMISE to the good people of that state and finish out his second term as Governor. However, Iâm not too pleased with his new drinking buddies, Pence and Jeb. IMO, heâs hanging out with the wrong crowd. I sincerely hope he comes to his senses before he drives himself into the wall but I seriously doubt he will as the RINO eGOP Establishment has put visions of dancing presidential sugarplum fairies inside his head. Go home Ron, youâre drunk! Keep doing what you do best and thatâs taking care of Florida. Donât get greedy or rush things. Yeah, one day I think you may make a fantastic president, but just not this next time around. Itâs not your time yet so stop listening to Jeb and the RINO sirens or youâre headed for a nasty crash on the rocks. Â
Filling out the other side of the 2024 WWF Presidential Championship Cage Match on the ticket we have the undisputed Deep State puppet champ from Scranton, Pennsylvania; the Rat wonder boy, the most popular president ever, the âSniffer,â the “you ainât black Jack, well âsonuvabitchâ champ himself Joey âBig Guyâ Biden! A thrilling line up there with lots of action to be certain Bob, but Joey will first have to face and defeat the new kid challenger. Big time watermelon, wife abuser and former heroin addict Robert, â third timeâs the charmâ Kennedy! Stay tuned folks because you wonât want to miss a single play by play moment during the next eighteen months of this exciting matchup! Butt first, these important words from our sponsors, Pfizer, Bud Light and Davos Productions. Blah, blah, blah! Give it a fucking rest already! Excuse me if I can hardly wait to not watch or pee myself in excitement over any of this scripted drivel and pap! Pardon me if I refuse to be sucked into cheering on my favorite âteamâ while 98% of my thinking reality is neutralized and absorbed by psyops reprogramming. Hell yes, Iâll vote for Trump if the communist criminal shits have not already January 6ed his ass by dropping him down into some deep hole and throwing away the key. Unfortunately at this point that seems to be more likely than ever before because he strikes terror into their thieving, lying, murderous little demon black hearts. They know ALL of their crimes will be revealed should he ever find his way back into executive power again; so of course, we canât allow that to happen! Until there is serious election/voting reform in this country which will actually restore a somewhat, authentic democratic process, my vote doesnât really count. You vote doesnât really count, either. Itâs all one big pud tugging show to lend a false legitimacy to the notion we serfs still maintain some degree of control over our own destinies! HA! Get back on that wheel and pay your taxes or else, slaves! Your Unkle Zoolansky needs more fag hookers and blow; otherwise, heâs going to publish his memoirs and righteously fuck up everyoneâs little orgy of international crime!
Although I avoid television as much as I possibly can, I still experience rare moments of weakness where my curiosity gets the best of me. Itâs a morbid sense of fascination kinda like how everyone slows down to rubberneck a really bad accident on the freeway. And if you are by chance collecting and compiling a list of verbal analogies of the country under the abuses of the current Donkee Klown Shitshow Extravaganza, a really bad freeway accident would certainly be one. So would dumpster fire, clusterfuck and communist ass rape. Do you know how many of the 500 channels of pure shit I have to click through before I can even find one which doesnât feature all black people, bad pizza, shitty beer, $100K electric trucks made mostly out of plastic or some personal injury scumbag lawyer who really âcaresâ about me? Too fucking many! Remember when they first introduced cable television and lied to us about how there would be NO commercials? The con then was that you had to pay for it because there was NO commercials. Now itâs $150 dollars a month for Basic and itâs ALL fucking commercials. And just in case you ever canât sleep one night and get this silly notion youâll turn on the stupid box and catch a movie; well just forget it! The fucking greedy cable company whores sell all of the time between midnight and 6AM out to pump and pimp infomercials. I play this game with myself whenever I make the mistake of thinking I may actually find relevant âentertainmentâ on television, I count the remote clicks to see how many channels of shit I need to click through before I finally land somewhere which doesnât insult my intelligence with filth and stupidity. My record so far is 161 consecutive channels with NO worthwhile programming, only commercials. Sometimes, Iâll land on one which may look like an interesting documentary because there are nice sweeping shots of nature, but fuck NO. It was just another one of those âask your doctorâ commercials about the latest Big Pharma drug which allows you to enjoy as much irresponsible, gay, fruity butt sex as your little heart desires without the bothersome prospect of contracting AIDS.Â
I love all the little black box warnings the Guberment makes them include to warm us about all the possible dangers and negative side effects. They make Big Pharma do that because they really care about our health and happiness. Itâs TWU, they really do! Usually itâs something they squeeze into the last five seconds of their five minute commercial and rattle it off so fast, you really donât get it. âAssbang is not for everyone. It should not be taken by christians, conservatives or heterosexual patients. Contradictions and possible side effects of taking Assbang may include fever, upset stomach, incontinence, flatulence, diminished sleep, irregular heartbeat, night sweats, explosive diarrhea, boils, cankersores, hair loss, body odor, inflammed rectum, dressing up in drag, voting democrat and DEATH. Talk with your physician and ask they/them if ASSbang is right for you.” One hundred years of research and still no cure for cancer but we now have shit like this and donât even get me started on the killer coh-vud vaxxines. Isnât the science of the Future a marvel to behold? Isnât this a thrilling time to be alive and be a sodomite? Blah, blah, blah! Â
Usually, I can only handle five or ten minutes of channel flipping before I find myself asking myself, âWTF was I thinking?â Same old shit everyday all of the time. Itâs sickening! Of course, if youâre really desperate, thereâs always pretty rich people star gazing and celebrity worship. What happened today in the big Beyonce and Littlâ Kim Instagram smackdown? Wasnât that coronation like something out of a fairy tale? Have you heard the latest about Hairy and ME-again? OMG, youâre never going to believe this! If people spent one tenth as much time helping others or raising their families to turn out to be something other than serial shoplifters perhaps we wouldnât find ourselves as a society and culture up to our chins in shit quicksand as we do now. Butt to hear the all the paid talking heads whine away on the narrative; itâs really the MAGA Republicans who are making a big fat mess or our nascent utopia! Itâs MAGA Republicans who want to bankrupt the country. Who are going to take away all your Social Security, Medicare and FREE gibmedats! Making America Great Again is a lie because according to them, America was never great. Blah, Blah, blah! 500 channels of pure SHIT on the television.
However, Iâm still going to vote, regardless. Fuck âem! Although Iâm almost certain my vote will be cancelled out by one of the 12 million illegals President Aplesauce has escorted into my country during the last two years. Riddle me this: HOW is it such a shifty, unfair, horrible racist, white supremacist country which routinely hunts down and kills poor minorities in the streets still has millions of bandits lining up at the border to come in and be abused by whitey? Iâm thinking we havenât seen the worst of this shit yet. Sorry to be the hair in the butter but things probably still need to get a little more worse before we can turn the corner. In your face blatant outright fraud that you can now be arrested for questioning. Hang in there. It can and will be stopped. It can and will be fixed. We all know which medicine will cure the disease. Itâs called âAssbang!â Ask you doctor! Guard your minds and continue to hold that line against all the evil. Follow your conscience and act accordingly. When the time is right, youâll know what to do. In the meantime, turn off that damned idiot box and ignore the âNews!â âȘ
Do NOT give in or up!!!
General Mossberg
