Hey, Hey, Hey It’s Fat Alvin
Hey, Hey, Hey It’s Fat Alvin
âȘ Hello fellow stalwart TNA patriots! A somewhat more somber greeting this weekend instead of my usual upbeat salutation from what very well could possibly be the final bastion of real America in only a few short years if all the shit thatâs happening right now doesnât start changing up real soon. Of Course, Iâm talking about the latest Beltway Criminal Klown Posse lawfare moves we are now witnessing with the New Yawk State conviction of Trump. The next phase of the communist coup taking place against whatâs left of our country. The DC Professional Pride Month ball bobbers are beside themselves and scared shitless of Trump and the incredible groundswell of support that is breaking out for him all across the country. Everybody has gotten a good, stiff dose of Donkee Democracy over the last three and a half years. The verdict has been returned; Democrats are communist cocksuckers who shit all over everything they touch. Not so much because they are stupid and incompetent, but because they are godless, evil and insane. Theyâre also psychopathic liars, thieves, narcissists, pedophiles and murderers. Prove me wrong.Â
As we all now know, the Soviet Rat Star Chamber in Manhattan charged Trump with a bunch of imaginary crimes; cooking up bogus charges in order to manufacture a completely contrived outcome. Which was to make certain Donald Trump was convicted of 34 imaginary felonies so they could hang the title of âconvicted felonâ around his neck. Aside from my initial reactions of being righteously pissed and disgusted in what the Democrats have turned our justice system into; a C grade, kangaroo porn, national soap opera, I am encouraged by the fact that they have finally gone ahead and mortally wounded themselves with this flagrant overreach. Mark my words, this will be remembered as one of the biggest governmental, political fuckups in all of history; and, it has set much bigger things in motion the Rats will come to soon deeply regret. Iâm talking about the universal Law Of Unintended Consequences. Theyâre expecting all of this to fracture Trumpâs base and dilute his public support. IDIOTS. The exact opposite has happened, proof there is indeed a God. The Trump brand is more popular and in demand now than ever before.
Of course, much of this is due to the fact that the democrats and globalists have pretty much turned the entire world into one huge, raging dumpster fire. After the last three and a half years, people are tired and fucking fed up being insulted and beaten down day after day. America is ready again for two dollar gas, mean tweets, a secure border, world peace and most of all, for our tax dollars to be managed and spent HERE in AMERICA on things which directly benefit and IMPROVE our country and our way of life. Weâre fucking fed up with being stuck and bled like cattle for Elite criminal money laundering operations; whether it be through bullshit wars in Ukraine, funding lifestyles of the rich and famous for imported illegal aliens, or tens of billions to Big Pharma for scamdemic vaccines. Weâre fucking sick and tired of every filthy, dirty, deranged little pet victim identity demographic minority being elevated to some sort of superior, sacrosanct, cultural stature while being shoved down our throats and up our asses as the “new normal.” ENOUGH! Oh yeah, by the time you read this, it will once again be magic rainbow take it up the ass happy month again.Â
So the jury came back with a guilty verdict on every charge! Surprise, surprise! Instead of boring you with all the facts surrounding the case which are plain enough to see for anyone who hasnât submitted to a democrat brain transplant thru their ass, Iâm instead going to talk about what a huge gang of criminal cocksucking tools these people really are! First, we have that greasy, Soros planted and funded judge who is not even American born. Heâs from Columbia. He was hand-picked for this job because the objective was to get a conviction on Trump no matter what needed to be done. Letâs not talk about the huge conflict of interest between him and his daughter involving this case, the fact that most of these charges had already expired under statutes of limitation (which were illegally niggarigged to reactivate them again), the courtroom censure of Trumpâs legal team, the withholding of important evidence by the prosecution and the completely biased final instructions to the jury. NONE of this shit really matters because the FIX was in long before the entire circus started. MORE artificially manufactured synthetic reality brought to you by the Donkee Pro Wrestling Federation. Bread and circuses! Are you not entertained?
NO, WEâRE NOT. Quite the contrary! Probably a good eight tenths of the entire country is pissed and disgusted that the American system of Law, once the pride and envy of Western Civilization, has been whored out and dragged through the sewer merely for the sake of allowing a cabal of criminals to consolidate their stolen power. Fuck them! As of this writing, Iâm not certain anyone, including Trump really knows what the actual charges are. A payout to a trashy hooker? Seems to me I remember Bubba Jeff Clinton doing the same thing with Paula Jones to the tune of $850K. Hey, I wanna know if that $850K came out of Bufordâs personal funds or if he just appropriated American taxpayer money to take all of that dirty business out of the news cycle. However, I digress. That shit happened while Bubba was in the White House and I donât remember anyone coming after him or trying to throw him in jail. Oh yeah, thatâs because heâs a Democrat and criminal activity is only something which increases their creed and power. Apparently, moral consequences are only reserved for Republicans. Donât believe me? Just take a look at everything the Rats are getting away with now.
How the blazes did we get here? How can someone just be run through the legal mill, forced to pay exorbitantly huge fees to defend himself, endure six miserable weeks of a one sided fake trial with a gag order, be convicted on 34 counts and yet, nobody still has any idea what crimes were allegedly committed? How is such a scenario even possible? Hereâs a hint. The people in the Department of Justice who should be stepping in to hang that greasy Soros turd presiding on the bench are complicit in the entire corruption of justice. They are worthless because they have been coopted and weaponized as another enforcement arm of the Joe Donkee junta. Just like the IRS, FBI, DHS, NSA, FDA, DEA, ATF and the Post Office. That in no way represents a complete list of governmental agency corruption and betrayal; but at this point, itâs just easier to conclude that every government agency out there is now the enemy of this country and the American people. I challenge anyone to inform me of a government agency which still represents the best interests of We The People or actually acts in our capacity. The Government has turned into the very monster it was originally and specifically designed not to ever become. Itâs really Obama who is using that weasel dicked Garland and his asscrack cronies to orchestrate this entire fiasco which is nothing more than a pig with lipstick dressed up to pass for The Rule Of Law. However, we have not been fooled.
HOW can these treacherous bastards get away with all of this? The answer is they canât. Oh yeah, they maybe be high fiving each other now as they take their victory lap. Or, circle jerking one another with pure delight out in Pedowood. However, they are so giddy and full of themselves that they fail to notice they may have finally awakened the sleeping giant and filled him with a great resolve. We’ll see. Go on assholes and party like itâs 1999. Donât let us spoil your finest hour! Donât worry, be happy! I assure you, everyone else in the country who doesnât have their lips locked on Joeâs sphincter is absolutely reviled if not frightened by this display of completely out of control authoritarianism. Add into that equation how real Americans always rally to the underdog and you communist bowel maggots have a real problem on your hands. Youâre going to discover your high for convicting Trump will be very short lived and the hangover to follow is going to be a real bitch. I hope you all survive it. Of course figuratively, not literally. Well, maybe.
When you wallow in a sewer ditch of filthy corruption in your bid to permanently hold complete power by taking obscene amounts of grift money from psychotic commie billionaires and snake oil politicians, itâs very easy to put on a show in court and pretend everything is 100% legit! Alvin âFat Fuckâ Bragg is nothing more than an Obama ball cleaner and Obama is nothing more than a Soros ball cleaner. Apparently, the most important factor which distinguishes who cleans balls and who has their balls cleaned is who has the most money. If you have enough money, you can make the entire world clean you balls. Thatâs why they hate Trump so much. He refuses to clean their balls. But back to âHey hey, hey itâs Fat Alvin!â He ran for his office on a platform of getting Trump and in his rabid quest to âgetâ Trump, he has literally trashed the entire city. His Stage Four TDS wonât permit him to prosecute anything else! Heâs a one trick pony and that trick is âget Trump!â Instead, his conviction rates are rigged because murderers, thieves and gang thugs arenât charged with with anything; theyâre set free. Rapists arenât charged with rape, theyâre set free! Muggers and thieves arenât even kept at the police station. Theyâre back out in an hour, after no bail! Set free! They know they wonât be charged or held accountable so what incentive do they ever have too stop committing crimes? Rhetorical question. DUH!Â
Bragg doesnât give dead ratâs ass! He doesn’t care. He doesnât have to because heâs going to make more money trying to nail Trump! The big plan to âget Trumpâ was set in motion right after Trump became president back in 2016, starting with the Russian Collusion hoax, the Steele Pee Dossier and Operation Crossfire Hurricane. There are the REAL criminals the Department of Just Us should be going after, but won’t. However, Fat Alvin Bragg certainly hasnât disappointed his master. Look for his eight figure book deal to be announced by Christmas!
Then thereâs that solid communist leftist democrat sham jury fished on purpose from a district which turned out more than 90% to âvoteâ for Joe in 2020. Too bad Trump a crakka, right? Not only that, but a rich bitch punk ass crakka to boot! He done probably got all his money stealingâ off the black man! Iâm certain there are idiots somewhere having that conversation. This rat mob was out to accomplish only one thing: to cement the words âconvicted felonâ to Trumpâs name. That was their one job going in, to smear the good name of Trump in order to keep him out of the White House. They were instructed by the corrupt judicial system to âfind the crimeâ whatever it may be and then pronounce him guilty to the entire world. Once Trump has officially been designated as a âconvicted felonâ the fucking Fapdog Media will now be launched into a calf dry humping jamboree between now and Election Day; their only reason for existing to constantly beat the drum of convicted felon over and over again into the empty heads of all the Sheep.
SHAME on these worthless pricks. ALL of them! They deserve nothing but scorn and should be shunned. ALL of them. They have gone ahead with all of this having NO thoughts about how their actions could put the entire country in jeopardy. Like everything else, Democrats act on purely self indulgent impulses without ever thinking things thru or considering how they might become the victims of consequences their own actions set in motion. Ainât that a real shame? So yeah, I wonât cry once the initial glow of this hollow victory soon wears off and they find themselves all alone in their little beds, tossing and turning, peeing their diapers while futiley whispering prayers in the dark of night to beseech the favor of their long departed Uncle Karl. I couldnât care less about the panic and paranoia which is about to consume them when they realize what an incredibly selfish and irresponsible act they have committed. Not because they possess any single shred of conscience or integrity, but because they realize almost everyone in the country now hates their fucking guts so much they have decided to vote for Trump.
Iâm going to flat out tell you to get ready. If you think you are already ready, then get readier! Get right with Jesus because Hellâs coming to town for breakfast and itâs now closer than itâs ever been. You can feel it! Whatâs coming next in this clown circus? Iâll tell you what. The sentence! To be carried out only three days before the Republican Convention begins! No coincidence there, right? NO, NONE at all! Fuck these dirty Klowns! We know the next step is to actually put Trump behind bars. Not only to humiliate him but also to possibly kill him. Shit, Really HATE having to mention that, but with this crew, thatâs a very real possibility. Theyâve tried throwing everything in the book at him over the last eight years and NOTHING has stuck. You donât need to be a genius to know that the kind of people who have engineered everything against him up to this point wonât hesitate to do the unthinkable. I swear to God and pray such a thing never comes to pass. However, we should be wise enough to never misestimate the amount of evil in these bastards.Â
There is palpable tension hanging in the air over the country now. People are no longer willing to trudge thru day after day of these insults and manufactured hardships. The country feels like it is moving very close to taking ACTION. America has had ENOUGH. Faggot Butt Sex Month is here again and people really donât want to have anything to do with it. With the exception of a less than 5% minority, the country is sick to death of being forced to celebrate sodomite death and filth as some sort of happy way of life. TIRED of trannies and queers and their public obsessions with their rectums. Iâm betting public backlash will finish off this crap within the next year year. Ironically, the Allah goat fuckers Biden has been so busy importing are threatening to crash and disrupt gay ass packer events or parades. I never thought Iâd root for the muzz, but I gotta admit, they get this one right! No doubt about it, the Left has gone too far this time and there is no walking any of this back. Theyâve pulled the pin out of the hand grenade. Itâs now inevitable it will blow. Most likely in their own faces. And when it does, they will have nobody but themselves to blame. They built this. If we can keep our wits about us and our powder dry, we just may be able to take back and save our country. We may also get the added bonus of seeing the Democrat Party completely self destruct before our very eyes and take itâs rightful place on the ash heap of history. Damn, wouldnât that be liberating? To have these communist shitstains finally resolve themselves into complete obscurity forever? To be able to go on with life and living, rebuilding and restoring the country knowing we will never once again ever have to deal with them or their bullshit? So it be written, let it be so!
They are giddy because they think they won a rigged trial. How fucking pathetic! Little do they know because they are too stupid to realize, the REAL trials have not yet begun. Thereâs a real reason God has led us to this point. A reason why this country was founded on faith and Christian principles. Stay centered in your faith. We have a job to do and that is no less than to save all of Humanity from evil. Better days are coming. The nightmare is on limited time. I still believe in the original promise of America and everything it stands for. To whom it may concern: I will take that promise with me in my heart to my grave. Fuck communism! Fuck queer pride month. Long live the Republic! We got this TNA! Ooooorah! âȘ
As you were,
General Mossberg
