ATTACK OF THE GIANT SQUIRRELS

ATTACK OF THE GIANT SQUIRRELS


✪ Good Evening, New Americanist Patriots! What a difference only a week makes! How are you all holding up out there? Is the shit spinning fast enough for you, yet? By now all our firearms should be well cleaned and oiled. Just sayin’! For fuck’s sake, somebody sure did turn up the shrieking donkee moonbat crazy dial this week. You know what? I’m completely fed up and worn out by the legions of lobotomized, leftarded, zombie masses, their bullshit ā€œoutrageā€ and political violence fixes. Hey motherfuckers, we won the last election and the power to govern in whatever way seems fit to save this country from you idiots and your Luciferien marxist masters. You and your black robe mafia don’t get to tell us we can’t deport the twenty plus million illegal invader cockroaches Joe, Kamala and Mayorkas spent four years importing into this country to secure a permanent one party Democrat rule. You don’t get to tell us we can’t eliminate and prosecute government theft and fraud of the greatest amounts at the highest levels. Theft and fraud perpetuated by your party to fund our own destruction. That one’s not going to be easy to ever forget! You don’t get to tell us how we need to conduct our foreign policy after four years of your selfish irresponsibility has led us and the world to the precipice of WWIII. You don’t get to tell us who our friends or enemies are going to be, how much we need to be taxed or we can’t drive a gasoline powered car. You no longer get to shove any of your perverted fag or Net Zero bullshit down our throats. We don’t have to ā€œreach across the aisle in the spirit of bipartisanshipā€ or ā€œplay niceā€ now that the public approval rating for your party is in the shitter the lowest it’s ever been. You’ve finally shown us all who you really are and what you’re all about, No thanks & fuck you, Besides, you never seem to be bothered to ā€œco-operateā€ with us in any capacity whenever you are the ones running the show. What makes you think we OWE you that kind of courtesy at this point in the festivities? Oh yeah, I almost forgot, your stupid pigheaded arrogance makes you think that. The only things you assholes are ever concerned about are your own power and agenda; and how to keep them both indefinitely and by whatever means possible.

Since the marxist donkee klowns & their party of slavery, pedophilia, grift, murder, thievery, propaganda and sodomy continue to swirl around the toilet bowl of history in anticipation of a final flush, their resources which allow their clusterfuckery upon the country continue to fade; and with them, their ability to influence. They don’t have any new ideas worth a shit; and all their OLD ideas are exactly what’s gotten us into this quicksand. They wouldn’t know how to tell the fucking truth about anything even if their lives depended on it; or everyone else’s lives for that matter. They continue to support & exploit a two-tiered, double standard of realty which they rigged specifically to give them all the advantages. And it goes without saying, they are godless, deluded, mentally ill LIARS, CHEATERS, CROOKS and SEXUAL DEVIANTS who can be counted on to always do the WRONG thing EVERY TIME then BLAME everybody else but themselves when everything comes crashing down on their heads. However, I’m not really telling you anything you don’t already know, right?

Are you starting to get the idea I really don’t like these communist assklowns or their legions of rectally incrainiated, loyalist sheep who continue to do most of their dirty work? I’m talking about all the ā€œstarsā€ out in Pedowood, the state fapdog media apparatchiks, the marxist Nazis now controlling higher academia and all of the other self loathing, shit eating wastes of skin and oxygen out there who don’t want to see their lifelong stream of free gibmedats ever disappear because they are too fat, lazy and stupid to work and support themselves. Butt they aren’t too fat stupid or lazy to take to the streets and destroy other people’s property or livelihoods; particularly when their masters issue marching orders.

And that’s exactly what we have witnessed and experienced during the last week. Somebody, deep in the bowels of the Beltway in some classified & undisclosed star chamber bunker of the enemies of freedom and America sent out the order; released the squirrels in such a number and rapidity, the Sheep still don’t know what hit them. That means mass chaos and civil unrest to ā€œpeacefully protestā€ the presence of ICE specifically in Los Angeles. Or so we have been told. Once a great city, Los Angeles has been turned into a huge Mexican toilet after nearly half a century of solid Rat rule. I know the ā€˜protests’ were ā€˜peacefulā€ because that’s what my television keeps telling me and surely, all of those talking head, information professionals would really never lie to us, would they? Oh no, never. They never lied about Russian collusion, the pee dossier or Hunter’s laptop. They didn’t lie about COVID or the VAX. Safe and effective! They’ve never lied about Ukraine, the economy, border or about any of the gaslighting they targeted at Trump over the last ten years. So I know they must be telling me the TRUTH when they say the anti-ICE ā€˜protests’ in LA remained ā€˜peaceful.’ Whew, what a relief!

Peaceful my ass. This latest episode of leftist induced social unrest has been brought to you by the same cabal of the usual suspects. Of course, that would be the Democrat Party in cahoots with any number of their sinister associates who share a similar hatred for America. You know, wonderful folks like the Chinese Communist Party and all of their agent/operatives planted in this country to conduct espionage. Oh look we caught a couple of their ā€˜students’ from of all places, Wuhan, trying to bring in some samples of highly destructive corn and wheat fungus. Can’t imagine why except to receive most glorious people’s service award for playing a direct part in sabotaging and destroying a large chunk of America’s agricultural sector. Such nice people, those Chinks. Joe told me they’re our pals and if they’re ok with Joe, then that’s good enough me!

What happened in LA wasn’t a ā€˜protest’ peaceful or otherwise. It was a RIOT which also wasn’t some natural, organicĀ  phenomenon which came about because the workers have not been able to unite. It wasn’t an outpouring of support for the downtrodden living under the tyrannical fist of Orange Hitler. The LA RIOTS really weren’t even about ICE; they were really about more of the communist billionaire funded color revolution bullshit. They were highly planned and organized events, just like the 2020 ā€œsummer of loveā€ George Floyd celebrations which quickly blew up into a gigantic, nationwide, crime spree melee. The stinking cockroaches rioting and carrying on in California were getting off on all the wilding, the violence, the damage an destruction they created only for it’s own sake, because when you’re such a sorry and pathetic excuse for pigshit, there unfortunately isn’t anything productive you have to offer society, so you just get your rocks off by destroying everything. It’s part of their thug/slug subculture.

Ahhh, embrace the lovely fruits of postmodernism in full bloom! Inner and outer ugliness, moral darkness, failure, disease, desecration, deterioration, destruction, hopelessness, nihilism, anger: spiritual emptiness, despair & death. The cockroaches in LA were given a green light to have one big street party and they did! They absolutely love all the violence and wilding. Of course, all the weasel ratfuk politicians immediately sided with the vandals and it was Donald Trump who sparked all of this violence by escalating the situation after he called in the National Guard. Nobody ever asked the $10 BILLION question WHY Trump felt it necessary to call in the Guard? DOH! In typical Insane donkee posse fashion, some dingleberry asswipe, black robe chimed in for his 15 minutes of fame and a crack at a big future book deal by issuing an order for Trump to immediately relinquish executive command of the National Guard in Kalyfornia back of to Governor Hairgel Pelosi. Thankfully, a brief instance of sanity prevailed when a higher judge issued another order negating that. Needs to happen more often.

After about three solid days of this crap of watching the absolute scum of the Earth burn and terrorize the city while riding around everywhere with huge, oversized Mexican flags in tow, the SECOND giant squirrel landed and pushed the riots completely off the radar and out of the news cycle. POOF and it was all suddenly gone just as quickly as it had first appeared. To be replaced by Israel finally taking Iran to the woodshed. Now I’m not saying the Israeli attack on Iran was some sort of psyop event specifically engineered as a squirrel. No, it’s the result of a huge series of events which has been in the making for a very long time time; especially now since it appears the Mad Mullahs of Teheran were only a few short days away from living their wet dream of enriching enough plutonium to create an atomic warhead to destroy Tel Aviv. However, that still didn’t stop the merchants of chaos from seizing upon the convenience of events unfolding in order to stampede the Sheep with a little end of the world, apocalypse, death porn fear infused with a righteous and proper amount of anti-semetic Jew hate (OMG Muffy, this is just more genocide after GAZA! Well, maybe the Iranians wouldn’t feel the need to manufacture nuclear weapons if Israel wasn’t so blood thirsty!)Ā 

At this late updated Double Barrel edition, it’s now Saturday morning, June 14th; a squirrel trifecta of global events scheduled for today. So many of them hitting all at the same time in only a few hours, it compels me to raise an eye in wonder how we might possibly make its thru the entire day without some unspeakable and unpredictable tragedy or crime against Humanity. No, not meaning to be pessimistic or defeatist, only practical and realistic. First, today is the 250th birthday of the US Army and I don’t think the significance of special numbers is at all lost on the demonic miscreants in the world. There will be a big military parade in DC later today to commemorate and honor the two and a half centuries of the US Army’s mission of ā€œThis we will defend.ā€ President Trump will be in attendance so please pray for his safety. That alone should be enough to make leftists everywhere wake up in a clod, soaking sweat after shitting themselves in their own beds. Butt wait, there’s MORE! Not only is today the Army’s 250th birthday, but it’s also FLAG DAY and Donald Trump’s 79th birthday. Happy Birthday, Mr. President! Talk about the planets all lining up today! Go ahead, toss in the assassination of two Minnesota politicians in their own homes! Stir it up baby, twist and shout! Gonna be an especially shitty day to be a rectally prolapsed, shrimp dicked, self loathing Karl Marx groupie. I just hope we get through everything without any ugly surprises because if you haven’t noticed, lately the giant squirrels are on the march!

Just between you and I, all of this reeks of marxist demmykrap desperation. The death spasms of an imploding political party and its failed ideology. And speaking of the Devil, to top everything off, Baby Soros and the former Mrs. Anthony Weiner and Hillary Clinton cat bather Huma Abedin are tying the knot in what I’m certain will be a huge exercise in conspicuous indulgence out there in the Hamptons with all the beautiful people. Oh what a lavish affair, stupid peasants! You know every mover and shaker in the Rat Turd world is going to be there for this year’s cause celeb! I couldn’t care less. He’s probably a pedo fag and she’s a butt fugly Beltway climber. They should be perfect for each other.Ā 

The good news is by the time you all are reading this, perhaps we made it through the day without some incredible disaster. Hell, isn’t that pathetic that we’re at that place, just to be relieved to get through another day without the entire shithouse burning down? It really pisses me off having to deal with this garbage every day. I’s not a matter of just turning off the television because you always know when you turn it back on, none of the crazy has gone anywhere. The SAME liars, cheats, frauds and thieves are still there. The same crimes, phony outrages intellectual manipulations and stupidity are still there. All calculated to ā€œwear us down and outā€ To finally ā€˜break’ our will and personal sensibilities in order to be assimilated by the Red Borg…or sumpting. I don’t really know and to be honest, I don’t think the shitheads fanning all of this chaos and insanity know, either. That will be their eventual undoing and downfall. All we have to do is stand firm and outlast these morons. The same way we’ve been doing it for the last five years. Make that the last 100 years!

Keep your heads on a swivel because the giant squirrels are on the march. Look for more of them to be let out of their cages this coming week. Something big is going to break soon, as the idiots who keep dumping gasoline on all these fires are going to be consumed by their own evil. Good times. Maybe someone will pop off a nuke somewhere. At least make it somewhere it can improve things, like Brussels, Davos, Pakistan or Ukraine. Perhaps it will be the next scamdemic, economic collapse or even an alien space landing. If I sound too nonchalant and disinterested it’s because I’ve grown a really thick skin over the last five years. At this point, there isn’t anything left they could do which would either shock or unnerve me because all of that has already happened. We’ve all developed a natural immunity of sorts to their bullshit. I’m now more focused on what’s really important in life; God friends & family. I’m looking forward to the day I’ll be able to water the graves of these criminal fools and once again enjoy peace in my valley. It’s coming! Let’s all hope that day is closer now than farther away. Meanwhile, the show goes on…until it doesn’t. And the giant squirrels continue to run free. Fight, fight, fight! ✪

For God, Country and Family,

General Mossberg

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