Let’s Go Brandon!
Let’s Go Brandon!
âȘ It now seems almost every fucking morning I wake up breathing heavily and soaked in sweat. I drag my ass out of bed to begin each new day with the somber realization my Life isnât some insane dystopian nightmare. I really want to tell myself, âWhew, thank goodness it was all only a bad dream,â but I canât because reality slowly starts pushing its way back into my head again. No, itâs not a dream. The sun is up alright and it certainly is daylight outside, at least thereâs that; but then, I see those layers of cold, dark & gray clouds again which have been doing nothing but pissing dismal, dirty rain down on the country for the last nine months are still there. What I wouldnât give just to see the Sun break through those clouds and shine down on my face, just every once in a while. WTF, thatâs not so much to ask, is it? Try as I may to find one, single, & positive thing the marxists running the current shit show have ever done to actually benefit the nation instead of themselves, I canât and I bet you canât either! We all keep waiting & hoping to catch that ray of sunlight breaking through those clouds, but it never comes. All we continue to get is just more fucking cold darkness & rain pissing down from above onto our heads. A dense, foggy layer of anxiety & malaise now covers the land, blocks our vision and sucks every last drop of joy and optimism from everyoneâs life! Whenever you ask a progressive zombie to name something positive theyâve done for the country, all they know how to do is bleat back âracistâ in response. Unfortunately, any positives to be found are few and far between, kids. The marxist shitstorm is upon us and their legions of brainwashed, goose stepping parasitic sheep will never ever own up to how the fraud, lies and corruption they so openly & eagerly support are destroying the very freedoms they have abused to implement their socialist âexperiment.â They have chosen poorly.
When I least expected it, I finally got that ray of sunshine. I saw a story about some dumb, sewage brained progressive Karen (pronouns: dumb/shit) at a recent college football game. Mizz SJW non-binary warrior of the revolution was obviously outraged and distressed about sitting in the middle of a stadium section full of rowdy MAGA folks chanting a very robust chorus of âFuck Joe Biden.â She was beside herself. It was coming at her from all directions & she couldnât do a thing to stop it. The HORROR, the HORROR. So what DID she do? What every fucking smarmy liberal asswipe in this country does whenever theyâre confronted by something they canât control: she starts screaming that everyone around her is racist! Yes, somehow anyone who chants âFuck Joe Bidenâ is now a âbigot!â Of course, it certainly couldnât be because normal people are completely pissed off & fed up with that fraudulent, dementia addled, political JOKE of a President disgracing the office of the presidency everyday as he deconstructs the country. FUCK NO, itâs because everyone who chants âFuck Joe Bidenâ is an intolerant, white, conservative nazi who hates beautiful & perfect chocolate people! Itâs because they are white nationalist, domestic terrorists! She was doing the only thing she knows; what every desperate marxist, leftist, liberal, progressive or communist loyalist does whenever theyâre cornered in an argument or canât have their way; they cry âracist!â I swear, itâs their fucking Donkee mating call! They certainly arenât able to engage in a mature exchange of ideas because they have none, so they invoke the holy name of Saint Barak by screaming, âracist!â Yawn. It was hilarious to watch that bitch powerless & stewing in her own juices; she was furious nobody was listening or becoming woke. The look on her face was priceless; how dare they be so unenlightened! How dare they refuse to acknowledge her obvious self righteous moral superiority over them! How dare they not give one, chicken fried steak fuck! Leftards quickly go limp & self-destruct in any situation they canât control; so they immediately go to their favorite strategy of changing the channel from logic to emotion in order to distract. Me: âIâve decided not to take the vaccine because it isnât safe.â Them: âHow can you be such a cruel, selfish monster and not care about others?â See what I mean? Inside, theyâre all really just tiny, emotionally stunted, neurotic children; so whenever you ignore their stupidity, they piss themselves. And nothing short circuits them faster than when they canât bend & twist reality like a pretzel to weaponize it against their opponents. In the wisdom of my age, I have come to understand itâs a complete waste of time to argue with a progressive because they always know everything and theyâre always right. So THERE! Much better to just completely ignore them or shoot them in the face. Settle down now, thatâs only some of the Generalâs tongue in cheek dark humor. The General really lubs all his fellow, lefty countrymen. I thinks they is the most wonderfulest, most smarterest peeples evah! Itâs twue, weally!Â
It was spectacular! âFuck Joe Bidenâ caught our woke Sports Media once again with their pants down and their dicks in hand. It came out of nowhere and they didnât know how to react or what to do. In trying to control it, it instead blew up in their faces. It began innocently enough, as an isolated incident in a pit interview with a race care driver, but has now been expanded to the forefront of national consciousness by the lame bimbo announcer who somehow heard âLetâs go Brandon,â instead of âFuck Joe Biden.â Since Joe is obviously the most popular pResident ever, Iâm certain itâs all an innocent misunderstanding.
Lucky for us, these asshats are industrial strength stupid and always shoot themselves in the crotch. They never learn because they donât need to; they honestly believe they already know everything. Hilligula Clinton cleverly thought she was hanging the Moon with her âbasket of Deplorablesâ swipe until the Conservative Right immediately seized upon it as a badge of honor and patriotism; then proceeded to promptly cram it back down her ugly fat pie hole. Next, the communist left witnessed a multitude of proud, energized âDeplorablesâ rise up & give them the proverbial finger with glee by turning that name back around against them. Wolverines! Thatâs right, try to shame and denigrate the Patriots! Call us names to humiliate us, except it didnât work out as they planned or expected. What started as an insult became a rally cry of their opposition! Five years later, the âDeplorableâ namesake is now permanently etched into the almanac of American political history forever. That should teach that old, smelly, commie whore to keep her trap shut and stick to giving head to vodka bottles. Thereâs an extremely worthwhile lesson here for all of us to learn from the âdeplorableâ insult; that we too can hijack the language, shift narratives and flip their own ignorance back against them as a weapon. The truth is, these pea brained, soy flushed, worthless fucks canât ever stand to have their widdle feelings hurt. You can have some real fun online sticking it to these idiots with memes because behind that fake facade of pompous, all knowing intellectual superiority, theyâre all really only weak & simpering little bullies who are bankrupt of any constructive ideas. FYI,â Workers of the world uniteâ isnât really an idea, itâs more of a mindless mantra of those who have been lobotomized by communism. Go ahead and give it a try! Behind all their huff and puff, they got nothing and it hardly takes anything to make them fold like a cheap, five dollar, plastic Chinese lawn chair from Walmart. As Conservatives, we know how to adapt, improvise, and overcome. They donât. Rats will forever remain trapped in the quicksand of their solid thinking like a fish frozen solid in a block of ice. How do I know this? Because they still embrace a 150 year old, failed ideology which murdered 200 million people in the last century. Because âFuck Joe Bidenâ or âLetâs go, Brandonâ makes them crap their pants.
Ok, so Iâm really not the kind of guy who sits in front of a television watching a bunch cars drive around in circles at incredibly high speeds because Iâm just not that into it. Iâm more old school; someone who enjoyed stock car racing back in the halcyon days of Cale Yarborough and Richard Petty; long before the sport became woke and over-regulated itself into oblivion. However, thatâs just me; different strokes for different folks. If any of you out there really enjoy the sport, then more power to you! Thatâs how it should be in a FREE COUNTRY, right?! My intent here is not to disrespect any NASCAR fans; however, apparently in the last televised race, a young driver named Brandon won the Blow Me 500 and since NBC televised it, they couldnât resist sending one of their big mouthed sports announcer bimbos down into the pit to personally interview Brandon before they went to their next 2715th commercial break. Sometimes, NBC even manages to televise a few minutes of actual sports between all all of their incessant, non-stop commercial whoring. I guess they felt kinda obligated, because they had spent most of the previous last week before the race endlessly pumping & pimping the Blow Me 500. To be honest, I didnât watch that day because the only time I tune in to watch NASCAR is when I hope to catch a glimpse of my favorite all time sports hero, racing legend and tireless warrior for all oppressed and forgotten underdogs, Bubba Wallace. Since I didnât watch the Blow Me 500, I have no idea how it went, who wrecked, who won or how NASCAR is working tirelessly to combat systemic racism and climate change. Lucky for me I didnât need to watch the race to catch the now infamous Brandon post race interview, because it kept popping in all the places I was channel surfing in a vain attempt to find some form of entertainment not littered with commercials featuring black people as the saviors of stupid white people. It seems âLetâs go Brandonâ has become the Leftâs latest, âbasket of Deplorables.â
During Ms. Woke Bunnyâs interview of Brandon, you could plain as day hear the crowd in the stands chanting âFuck Joe Bidenâ over and over again. It was one of those classic television moments which will never be forgotten; kinda like the animal expert who brought a live cow onto the Johnny Carson Show in the 60âs; where it proceeded to take a dump on live television in front of millions of people. You could tell by the nervous tremolo in Ms. Woke Bunnyâs voice and the way she keep trying to talk over all those roaring âFuck you, Joe Bidensâ that she knew exactly what was happening. Finally, she fumbled, âOh listen, theyâre saying âletâs go Brandon!â Oops, interception on the play! Reverse possession! First down! It was glorious! NBC was broadcasting âFuck Joe Bidenâ across the entire country & they couldnât do a damned thing about it! Now âLetâs Go Brandonâ has become a cultural anthem of sorts, forever linked in all the minds of BOTH the Left & Right as âFuck Joe Bidenâ and nobody can do a stinking thing about it! In a single fleeting moment, that NBC equity hire unknowingly unleashed a hurricane to unite the country in itâs hatred and frustration for all things President Potato. The entire country and World now knows âLetâs go, Brandonâ is really code for âFuck Joe Bidenâ and just in case you havenât noticed, âLetâs go, Brandonâ is now everywhere!
Leftist assholes are only citizens of the United States by the fortunate mistake of their birthright. They are NOT, and will never be, true AMERICANS! Not because we wonât allow them, but because they donât know how. They canât because they just don’t have what it takes. They abhor common things like responsibility, accountability and employment. The first thing theyâd have to do is stop walking around wearing Karl Marxâs 150 year old underwear as a covid face diaper. They will never agree to that because they love the rank, putrid smell of communist shit far too much. The concept of individual freedom does not exist in their lexicon; nor is it any part of their character or thought process. They hate us because they secretly envy the fact we are smart enough to not make the mistake of being like them. They are horribly insecure in their slavish devotion to communism and the only way they know how to be happy is by making everyone more miserable than them. They still donât understand the difference between a âdemocracyâ and a Constitutional Republic. The word âdemocracyâ never appears in Constitution, not even once but you canât tell them that. And regardless of whatever Dominion says, we are still the actual majority. They are merely an insane, corrupt minority who are enjoying a temporary flash in the pan of History before they find themselves out on the trash heap. It will not always be this way. Donât ask me how I know this, for details or a specific time frame because I honestly canât tell you. What I am certain of is knowing their current tyranny of terror and malfeasance is an offense against God and as such, a twisted aberration against all life which cannot indefinitely sustain itself.
Listen up! That sound you hear is the fat lady warming up backstage. The final act & inevitable conclusion of the madness which is communism will shortly upon us. Be prepared. There is now but a thinly veiled veneer preventing the spontaneous, volcanic release of massive amounts of pent up, explosive energy, anger & frustration against the wretched Left for all of the destructive evil they have perpetuated against this great country and its honest citizens. Call it whatever you want, âcoming to a head, reaching a boil, or crossing the event horizon,â people everywhere are righteously pissed and fed up. Can you blame us? Friendly public service announcement to any lurking Leftists; when you find yourself in a hole, stop digging! Communism has failed everywhere itâs been implemented and it will fail here too because weâre not going to ever consent to being governed by it. We would rather die and when it finally does fail here, we promise that failure will be more spectacular than anywhere else before. That great day of reckoning now fast approaches and is closer than ever. The criminal and irresponsible Left will soon painfully reminisce for the âgood old daysâ when âLETS GO BRANDONâ and âFUCK JOE BIDENâ were the least of their worries. âAsk not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee, motherfuckers.â Fuck Joe Biden. Letâs go, Brandon! âȘ
In God we trust. Â
Be prepared & carry onâŠ
General Mossberg.
