HARRY & MEGHAN
HARRY & MEGHAN
As I sit here and continue to ponder the now commonplace sophomoric hijinks of our self anointed ruling class, I canāt help but wonder what this coming next week will bring our country in terms of their little commie authoritarian hijinks. Specifically, which new marching orders Team Joe will issue the faithful in order to do their mastersā bidding. Of course, the only way I have of knowing would be if I were accidentally tuned into any one of the worthless state media, talking bobblehead, propaganda news channels, which I have absolutely NO intention of doing. I seem to be living my life just fine without any pressing need to stay on top of āBreaking Newsā which is really only ādonkee-eseā for whatever twisted, damaging lies we can cook up next to further brainwash the sheep; or when all else fails, some more of that tasty ubiquitous Trump hate. Itās all the same shit sandwich, only served up on a different colored paper plates. If I wanted, there would be no shortage of dimwitted boonfuckery I could find to ridicule here regarding their sociopathic campaign to destroy America, but I digress.
During this week there was also something else which caught my attention and amusement. It was the mediaās empty headed preoccupations with celebrity navel gazing about Meghan & Harryās excellent adventure in the New World. Now hereās a golly good, strapping good looking lad who could just about have his pick of any beautiful lassie on the planet, yet decides for whatever reason to throw in with a woke, B list television actress who not only comes accessorized with plenty of baggage but also her very own container ship to haul it around. No, Harry, say it ain’t so!
I mean seriously Harry, WTF were you thinking? While I realize ginger Harry may not be actual royalty by blood (there were once tawdry rumors about his mum getting jiggy with a bodyguard), but I guarantee you if that were actually ever the case, there would be no way of confirming it now. Ancestry.com often lies, so all of that unpleasant fuss & conjecture was probably swept under the castle carpet with Dianaās untimely death. That event has also prompted tons of rumor and speculation in itself, but thatās a completely different conversation for another day. Letās just say while Diana was greatly loved by the British people, by the Mountbatten clan, not so much.
Getting back to you know who; oh yeah, Harry the prince. Why the fuck would a guy like that ever decide to forfeit and forgo his best bet for the easy life of pampered royalty to hook up with a marxist mulatto American, skank drama queen (pun intended) along with all of her long and sketchy past in tow? Hell, it doesn’t make any sense. I donāt know, maybe heās got a bad girl fascination complex. Did the āwrong in every possible wayā part of the arrangement make her too irresistible for him to resist? Some guys are just like that. To quote Churchill from 1941, āthat girl is fucking cray, fam.ā Of course, Winston was referring to Eleanor Rooseveltās many strange propensities as America’s First Lady which included public interests in spiritualism and the occult. Eleanor also believed the White House was haunted. There are several similarities worthy of note between Eleanor and Meghan. Eleanor may have been butt ugly, but she had a good heart. Meghan is not reasonably unattractive, but she has no heart. Meghan doesnāt give a shit about anyone but herself and what she wants. Both support the social justice causes of their time, but while Eleanor was completely against war, Meghan can’t seem to hold herself back from starting new ones with anyone she can. Meghan Markle, attention whore is thy name.
I must admit how I laughed at how thin skinned & crestfallen she became when the Queen and the entire Royal family failed go out of their way to make her feel āspecial.ā So what did she do to get even and create a whirlwind of new attention for herself? She pussy-whipped Harry into believing they would be better off telling the Queen to fuck off while striking out in their own. Brilliant! Except Elizabeth was all to happy to jump on that opportunity to rid Buckingham Palace & herself of the little big mouthed skank. When the Queen called her bluff, Meghan whined to the Press āI didnāt like being a Royal anywayā as she insisted everyone continue to address her as āDuchessā instead of āhome wrecker.ā Holy fuck! Would you know it; that snarky little tantrum ploy paid off.
Apparently, dear Meghan will always be a āprincessā in the eyes of her fawning & adoring media who somehow feel the need to report the historic importance of every breath she takes & every toilet flush she makes. This has paved her way to a never ending series of exclusively privileged and undeserved deals, Netflix contracts and lucrative endorsements while slumming it in the country she repeatedly condemns as a racist shit hole. Yes your highness, having to squeak by now without a royal allowance in America on a measly 15 million a year is just so rough and āunfair.ā It must be a real bitch having rose petals and dollar bills tossed on the ground in front of your every step everywhere you walk. Boo hoo! Might I suggest you and Chelsea Clinton get together and form a support group? The rest of us should only be so lucky to ever know such āhardships.ā Since she possesses no real experience, knowledge or qualifications which make her in anyway deserving of all this opportunity and money, I can only assume it is all being lavished upon her by an army of rich progressive cucks who are counting on a way to somehow suck up to the House of Windsor.
So exactly where does poor Harry fit into all of this? Well, he certainly isnāt disciplining his wifeās big mouth. Thanks to her efforts, heās now been completely stripped of all his royal titles and forced to endure life as a lowly commoner. Don’t go crying just yet. Old Harry still has at least the tidy sum of $100 million stashed away somewhere. However it’s Meghan who now wears the pants in that household. IMO, Harry has become just a means to her ends. While sheās out hobnobbing at cocktail soirees with the well monied American progressive elite, Poor Harry is usually left at home changing out Archieās loaded, steaming nappies. Whenever the both do manage to appear together on the telly, she does 80% of all the talking while Harry just sits there nodding in tacit approval. āYes, Dear.ā Oh, sheās got that boy so good & well trained now. So what the fuck is wrong with him? This isnāt the kind of behavior anyone would expect coming from someone born into royalty. Seriously!
Iāll ask again, how does the most eligible bachelor in the Western Hemisphere end up with such a unremarkable, boring, self self absorbed bint like her? Sheās got more red flags than a May Day parade in Moscow! So is it the sex that hooked ole Harry? Is Meghan a real super freak in the sack? Honestly, she canāt be that good. Until she came along, he seemed to be just another healthy, red blooded bloke; everything from serving ten years as a military captain in Afghanistan to screwing coked up hookers on pool tables in Las Vegas. And then she came along and cast a cuck spell on him turning him into a humiliated simp!
It will probably remain a mystery forever. We will never know why he allowed her to do this to him because he even refuses to admit it and Meghan; well, she will tell him exactly what to say and think until she dumps his sorry ass for the next bigger chump who comes along who must have his āprincess.ā I guess fairy tales sometimes do come true. Occasionally, a girl does find her Prince Charming who makes her into his princess. In reality, I bet the entire royal family was sweating bullets over the melanin content of Archie and breathed huge sighs of relief once he was finally born and they realized he wasnāt going to be an embarrassment of publicity.
Sorry, Meghan was and still remains an average commoner. She still does not fit in; neither in the UK or America. Perhaps she would have been more warmly received had she reached out to her new family with a minimum of humility. Perhaps things might be different now if she had actually made a sincere effort to at least try; however, her towering narcissist ego made that impossible. Instead of sizing up the situation to win over her new royal family, she instead resorted to the āduz you know who I iz?ā attitude. No Meghan, if you hadnāt of been so lucky & calculating as to snag yourself a high profile prince, chances are really good we would have never heard of your sorry, miserable ass. Congratulations, now the entire world knows just how much of a crass, selfish, loud, coarse, meddling & demanding ho you really are.
Grow up and stop treating your husband the same way you treated your father; the World does not revolve around you. So as your real life saga of the prince and the pauper continues to play out, nobody really gives a shit about your pet projects of advancing modern feminism, eliminating systemic racism, or saving the fucking Earth from its own weather. Instead, weāll wait for the inevitable divorce because everybody knows how these arrangements eventually work outlook. Once her Media presence begins to fade, so will her love for the poor āprinceā who rescued her from a life of mundane social invisibility. Once heās finally exhausted his usefulness, sheāll leave him behind. Iād like to think maybe Iām wrong about this, but I donāt believe so. The worst part of all this is how she put him into the corner choosing her over his family. Honestly, what sort of bitch gives any guy that kind of ultimatum? Thatās the moment that should of sent him walking, but it didnāt. Because because of her heās no longer a royal; heās lost his family. However, sheās still royal; a royal pain in the ass! Thanks to him, she now has her very own brand. Meghanās Markle sells to legions of sheep who can never get enough celebrity news to fill their empty souls. Her schtick sells and gets clicks. Poor Harry, if and when she ever dumps his ass it will be him who will have to return to The House Of Windsor, head held low, empty hat in hand and hoping grandma will take him back & show him some mercy.
Thanks to Meghan, Harry will also never be the King: as his time for that has already come and gone. Prince William and Kate Middleton are the next in line to the throne after old Jugears, for any of you out there who actually keep up with this stuff. This unroyal saga will continued to be pumped and pimped for all its worth by the usual merchants of celebrity sleaze.Ā Meghan will continue playing her part as the center of attention, while Starchieās every move will continue to grace the covers of grocery store tabloids for years to come. Ā Itās actually very odd how otherwise meaningless people can be so elevated to such an exalted status in the eyes of the public; but unfortunately, it seems to be where the World is today. Stop making stupid people famous!Ā And so it shall remain a mystery to all of us; how a man who is a fucking prince no less, can go from a guaranteed life of wealth and privilege to being a broken, humiliated beta soi boy all because of an ordinary, boring trailer Queen mutt. Perhaps we should all be thankful weāre stuck as normal peasantry eeking out an honest life here in the States. Something princess Meghan will never understand. Run Harry, run!
Carry on.
General Mossberg
