Back In The USSA
Back In the USSA
Greeting fellow komrades and all workers fighting for the Revolution! Tomorrow is May Day, the most important day of the year on which we celebrate most glorious Great Leader’s love for us & Politburo’s brilliance for creation of most perfect democracy evah! In honor of such a special day, all government institutions are closed in observance and hereby ordered to fly LBGTXIA flags in nationwide demonstration of “equity” for sodomy & pedophilia. All businesses & community kitchens will also be closed for a National Day Of Looting. If you see black people out and about collecting their rightful reparations, it is your solemn duty to help them load those flat screens into the back of their hoopties! We all must do our part to correct the centuries of oppressive white privilege and systemic racism. Remember, they are your superiors! If you encounter any new voting party members who have just newly arrived from Mexicao in your town, it is your obligation to open your homes to these fellow komrades in the struggle. If they need to drive drunk, give them your car. If they need a comfortable place to sleep, let them share your daughter’s bed. They are your new cultural overlords. Submit!
In all seriousness, does any of this sound so far fetched as to actually be true? It’s like the fucking Babylon Bee; when you first read it there’s a natural tendency to be amused. Slowly, it dawns on you that it could actually contain more truth and relevance than you’d honestly ever like to admit. And once again, that’s the same barrel in which we find ourselves again after another wonderful week living in President Mumble’s most glorious Republik where our “new normal” is 30% annualized inflation, $6 gasoline, supply chain issues, food shortages, record crime & 300K new happy chocolate people moving here each month to their new home to vote Democrat forever and help cure us of all that horrible freedom, prosperity and exceptionalism which have corrupted our evil white devil hearts for the last 250 years. Kumbayah! In other words, the shit continues to slide as our ship of state takes on more water after its unpleasant collision with a huge, shit infused piece of floating progressive ice. The band is on deck playing the black national anthem as the members of the junta kneel and bow in reverence to “solidarity.” Sorry, not enough lifeboats, so you better know how to swim. I wish I had better news to report, but I don’t think I’m really telling you anything you don’t already know; or, anything you can’t already see with your own two eyes. Our ship of state is taking on water while the crooks rob the staterooms. Looks like some ugly communist, globalist motherfuckers are going to soon need to learn how to tread water or drown like the worthless Rats they are.
We did score a dramatic victory for our side this week when Musk actually pulled off his takeover of Twitter. To be honest, I was almost 100% certain the corrupt and dishonest kabal of marxist fuckwits who have the audacity to refer to themselves as “the government” were going to pull another magic genie of obstructionist foolfuckery out of their asses to fit cement shoes on this deal, but they inevitably failed. Oh yeah, there were the usual rumblings from the Congressional aristocracy about “investigations” targeting Musk and the legality of the entire affair. The fucking Left and their Fapdog Media of course exploded into the completely ridiculous & predictable outrage about Twitter falling into the hands of a foreign born billionaire who bought it in oder to support free speech was yet another attack against our most “cherished democracy.” BTW, it really pisses me off how the Rats and their Media apparatchiks have kidnapped the word “democracy” and are now pimping it on the corner turning $1 tricks. “Democracy” has now become the new “gay” in the ongoing disinformation campaign to brainwash the loyal sheep into believing “democracy” is whatever the Politburo ordains it to be. America is actually a “Republic” by original design but that fact seems to be completely lost in all of the crisis bread and circuses. It does not serve their ultimate purposes. While the country & Americans were busy being assaulted by the chink bat flu ruse, the gambit to pay Big Pharma to forever corrupt our DNA, a neocon proxy war in Ukraine wasting tens of billions of dollars of our money to keep all the deep, dark and dirty secrets of the Globalist & Biden Crime Family Syndicate’s illegal money laundering, illegal biolab and human trafficking activities from becoming universal knowledge, the Democrats went ahead and crowned themselves as the official guardians and gatekeepers of “democracy.” Go figure. If you’re having real trouble trying to fit any of this bullshit into your head to think with, you’re certainly not alone. Let me help you out a little. The new “democracy” is really just anything and everything which supports the current Rat agenda of destroying capitalism and the Middle Class, the unchecked immigration invasion, the redistribution of wealth thru stealth taxation and criminal continuing resolution “relief” bills or their ongoing assault on freedom, prosperity, God, the unborn & elderly, Christianity, our military, family and the very sanctity of life itself. However, I digress. As I already said, I’m not telling you anything new you don’t already know; only, now Conservatives are being stigmatized and targeted as criminals in our own country.
Let’s check the score so far, shall we? In the last year and a half since King Joe’s coronation, the Rats have looted another $10 TRILLION from America’s birthright and dug the hole for future generations that much deeper. Have you seem any of those “infrastructure” jobs we were promised and told were so urgently needed? Fuck NO! Trump was told we couldn’t afford $4 billion to complete the border wall, but we’re already up to pumping $50 Billion into the proxy war in the failed globalist state of Ukraine, hundreds and hundreds of millions more to the Tally Ban in Afghanistan, because you know, they’re our pals and really like us. Here at home, they’re pissing away our wealth on party operative payoffs, $2 million dollar sprinkler systems for golf courses and piss in the wind academic studies of how racism creates climate change or the eating habits of Pakistani sex workers. Of course, Jose, Hermisita and their 14 spawn are all going to need free little pink houses, education, medical care and food stamps while the country completes it transformation into a third world, socialist shit hole. If you need a job and are lucky enough to find one, don’t you dare complain about a shitty low wage because all of our newly imported neighbors are willing to do anything for $10 bucks an hour under the table. See, these are the kind of advantages the “free market” provides to corporations, dirty politicians and their invading swarms of locusts but just not to you, I or the responsible & moral Americans in your own country. Isn’t Rat “democracy” fucking wonderful?
Don’t go making the mistake of thinking that since Musk bought Twitter, freedom of speech actually has a chance of making a comeback in President Potatoe’s USSA. Grampy Stinkfinger and his secret behind the scenes puppet masters didn’t waste a single moment from juicing Ole Joe up on some of those sooper dooper, secret government designer synthetic amphetamines to put him 30 minutes in front of the cameras & prevent having his brains once again fall out into his pants. Of course, he publicly condemned, you guessed it, an assault on our free speech and “democracy” by an interloping rich foreigner. Since they couldn’t find or invent any new, long lost forgotten “legislation” to sabotage the sale of Twitter to Musk, they instead opted as the tyrannical pricks they are to create a new American “Ministry of Truth” to make certain they remain fully in control of the definition of Truth. Like they have done with everything else in this country, they moved to immediately crush any green sprouts of optimistic freedom which may pop up among the peasantry to give the unwashed masses any hope for a better future; but that’s what the Rats do, they shit on everything good, beautiful and true. Communism is not intended to be fun.
So where do we stand now? Let’s appraise the current situation, shall we? The democrats have completely weaponized the national intelligence agencies, public education system and military against traditional American values. They have weaponized the Media to LIE, the IRS to target Conservatives and the Post Office to spy and stick their noses in your private affairs. All of this under the guise of protecting and preserving the very freedoms, values and traditions they themselves are responsible for destroying. So now we will have a new “Ministry Of Truth” designed to take over the job Twitter was doing to further that world communist government and “Great Reset” they have such a hardon for. How very “soviet” of them. This they will accomplish by targeting regular Americans and making them criminals in their own country. Our new MOT is a ground breaking development in a number of ways. First, it is not a stand alone agency but actually a new arm of the Department Of Homeland Security which is currently chaired by that Castro dingleberry, Mayorkas. Second, you don’t even need to break the law to be guilty and marked as an agent of “terrorism” and “subversion” against our “democracy.” All you need to do to get into trouble and have your life ruined is think bad thoughts of which the government doesn’t approve; or still worse, have the government believe you are thinking bad thoughts of which they don’t approve. We all knew this was going to eventually happen; the Thought Police have officially arrived. How very fucking soviet of our “rulers.”
It gets even better. Have you seen the whack party loyalist bitch they have chosen to run their new shit show? Nina Jankowicz is just another career government steaming turd pile, an official card carrying partisan hack squeezed out of the rear end of the Wilson Institute. Wilson, you know, as in the namesake of Woody Wilson, the original progressive president who gave us all such national treasures as Prohibition, the income tax, the FED and WWI. Yeah, THAT Wilson! Before she landed her latest gig at becoming our new American Goebels, she was an aspiring karaoke singer on social media. She’s also written several woke books, one of which explains in great detail how the internet is sexist and designed to be completely uninviting to women. Where the fuck do they find these idiots?
Like the January 6th prisoners, this entire ruse is designed to intimidate you and I from bucking the current status quo. Another passive aggressive attempt by government to reaffirm who’s really the boss. Remember, if you don’t want the full weight of the Federal Government coming down on top of you like a pile of bricks, keep your nose clean & mouth shut, don’t talk to one another or say or think anything less than warm, kind and loving thoughts towards your authoritarian masters. Anything else is “misinformation!” It’s really just that easy: shut up, take your shots and don’t rock the boat, peasants. If you do these things, I promise you’ll be the very last ones they will come for. I promise they will allow you to go on for at least a little while longer as tax slaves until you’re finally bled dry. Then, it’s the gulag for you, komrade! Remember, women can have penises and all humans menstruate; covid vaccines are safe and effective, so get vaxxinated! Climate change is all of our responsibility and we owe it to future generations to save the Erf. Systemic racism is the most pressing issue of national security we face as a nation today and the inflation you’re experiencing is a sign of the most robust economy in the history of America, evah! Pinky swear complete agreement to these “truths” or Gretchen Whitmer’s evil clone twin is going to send her government Truth Police goons to visit and give you a personal escort to the train station. Get with the program!
If you had told me five years ago that whack shit like this would be happening now, I would have never believed you, but here we are. The answer to more communist abuse and consolidation of power is not feeble tacit agreement in an effort to avoid any unpleasant confrontations. That shit won’t work because they are never going to stop coming for us until we stop then from coming for us. I won’t say it here, because I don’t want to give the Deep State, Wilson Institute Barbie doll and her intelligence goons any excuses or one moment of satisfaction. Truth be told, I luvz my President Sniffer and his dazzling First Laydee with all my heart and I think the Democrats are doing a “bang up” job running the country. It’s twue, it’s twue! Thank goodness the adults are back in charge, right?
Until next time Patriots, remember “loose lips sink ships!” Keep stacking and stocking. Hold the line & keep the faith! We all know exactly here all of this shit is headed. ✪
Stay vigilant,
General Mossberg
