Can Things Get Any More Stupid? Yes!
Can Things Get Any More Stupid? Yes!
âȘ Ok thatâs it, ENOUGH already! After another mind-numbing week of more of the same batshit crazy hijinks from our communist pals, aka âsocial democrats,â or whatever the fuck the Leftists now call themselves, I stepped back to see if it was just me being overly reactive to this relentless never ending shit storming assault on every aspect of Human decency & sensibilities being pumped directly by the puppet state Media into my living room. Guess what? It wasnât me; itâs THEM. The Clown World shit com, TV reality show in which we all currently find ourselves starring; none of which makes any sense to anyone who can still think for themselves. However, thatâs supposed to be the entire idea.
There was the usual endless & repetitive garbage about Andrew Cuomoâs resignation. Forget all about the 25K seniors he murdered in nursing homes and go back to sleep, faithful sheep. âHe touched my winky ten years ago!â Bless his heart, hasnât poor Andy already suffered enough, you haters! After all, Joe said heâs done a heckava job as Governor; and we all know how sharp Joe is! Â Honestly, I couldnât give the most wretched case of anal syphilis about this narcissistic, criminal leftist uberdouche. So heâs been abusing the power of the Office of The Governor to assault women for eleven years and suddenly, itâs a big deal? Color me suspicious! Trust me, the Donkees couldnât give a dead ratâs ass about Andyâs kinky compulsions for molesting women. Read my lips: THEY DONâT CARE! Itâs all a smoke screened, dog & pony show to circle the wagons to protect him from ever facing real justice for being a psychotic mass murderer; because as we all know, Democrats always luv themselves their mass murderers. Theyâve managed to kill two birds with the same stone here; they stopped Andy cold from ever becoming a political liability to the Party and allowed him to walk so he might still float to the top again another day. Can you say, President Cuomo? Donât laugh, the country is so fucked up right now, it wouldnât surprise me in the least if one day that actually happened. I mean, look who weâre stuck with now. So much for the METOO and âbelieve all womenâ bullshit merchants, right? Whereâs all the public outrage coming from the usual feminist skanks? Oh thatâs right, heâs a holy democrat. Special rules and no fouls. Butt Trump once said âpussyâ twenty years ago in a locker room! Imma riot!
Even our communist Attorney General, Mr. Excitement himself, Merrick Garland gave his blessings to Saint Andy when he crushed any possibility of an investigation into his nursing home murder spree. Hey, what are friends for? Of course, the Peopleâs Ministry Of Truth, aka the State News Media did their part by helping to spike the ball in the end zone. This they did by keeping their yaps shut about the entire affair; simply refusing to accurately report on anything, but I digress. Andy got sent to his room without supper when instead he should have been hung by his scrotum in the town square; and this all happened at not a moment too soon because the DNC knows that if he stayed around very much longer, he would have soured like old milk. Very uncomfortable & inconvenient questions would have started to surface about similar policies & behaviors of the governors of New Jersey, Michigan, Illinois, and other blue states who also used the Chink Flu as a weapon to murder thousands of innocent elderly people in their states as well. After all, that 2022 election is right around the corner and we canât have blue state governors appearing in public with shit smeared all over their faces, can we? So as Don Corleone once famously said, they made Andy an offer he couldnât refuse and because Andyâs already a made man in the commie Donkee crime syndicate, he graciously stepped down until his $10 million dollar book deal comes through. The current, temporary, place holder Governor of the State of New Yawk is that Hoozey Bell Limpleg lieutenant governor. She will remain until the state can pay enough reparations to bribe that virulently communist and bigoted Attorney General for New Yawkâs southern district, Leticia James, into becoming their next governor. And if she donât, it will only be because dat state be systematically rassist & donât care about black wymmenz! Fight da powa!
Then there was the DC blooper reel which never ends formerly once known as the Office Of the President of The United States. We saw Sniffy Gramps, aka Pudding Joe aka President Potato return to the White House after his extended lid in Delaware. Shit, watching the World as it completely burns to the ground sure is hard work! Even with Secret Service agents standing four feet directly in front of him and pointing out where to walk, Uncle Joe was oblivious as he missed the turn in the walkway. Instead, he took the long way around the bushes. Most. Popular. President. Evah! What a fucking joke! Â
Then there was that $1.2 TRILLION dollar criminal boondoggle, also known as the so called âInfrastructure Bill.â Donât you sleep like a baby at night knowing your government is hard at work getting shit done? Emphasis on the word âSHIT.â This latest episode of looting the country by once again dry raping the American taxpayer was made possible by the flat out bribery used to buy the votes of nineteen turncoat Senator dildos who only play actual Republicans on television. At any other time in the history of our country, the masses would be storming DC with hot tar, torches and pitchforks. No way that could ever happen in todayâs political environment, because you know, that would be âinsurrectionâ and a direct threat to our âcherished democracy.â So I guess the message is whenever we see open air corruption happening right in front of our faces, we best be keeping our mouths shut and pay our fucking taxes, lest we end up rotting away somewhere in jail forever without due process. Yassum, Massa!
There was also shit tons of other equally âin your faceâ treasonous hijinks which transpired during this last week. The intentional âcrisisâ at the border continued with the usual amount of expected phony outrage and âwhat me worryâ anus gazing & virtue signaling by our esteemed political class. Thatâs right, all options are on the table to protect Americans from the Chink Flu, including banning air and interstate travel for all of you heathen heretics who refuse to bow your heads in reverence and take the sacrament of the St.Fauci jab. Weâll show you, you ungrateful dirty mouth breathers! Meanwhile, as the torrent of imported, infected mud people from all over the world continues to stampede across our Southern border to claim their Uncle Sugar grand prize, the communists in DC turn a blind eye and continue playing stupid. Relax! havenât you heard? There is NO crisis at the border! Our Uncle Joe has enough man tits to suckle the entire Third World! How compassionate! How progressive! STFU, you white supremacist, nazi nationalist, bigoted, racist haters! The spice must flow!
Just in case you were thinking last weekâs clown show disaster couldnât possibly be any worse, Iâm here to tell you that it most certainly can and did because the commie rats are always in a constant contest to âout commieâ each another in front of their brainless sheep at every turn! The objective of their twisted game seems to be who can score the most points with the Deep State shadow government by inflicting the most damage on America. Iâm here to tell you that there was still somebody who outshined all of the rest this week in this regard. Someone who managed to elevate themselves to new heights of fucking rabid bolshevik stupidity far beyond the imaginations of normal people. No, even dumber than our VP Kamel. Even more retarded than Adam Schiff and AOC competing for the gold in the stupid olympics!
The hands down, flat out winner of this weekâs stupid contest is none other than Ore-goneâs Droopy Dawg Governor, Kate Brown. You know, that pasty, man hating, communist lesbian worm who signed a bill into law making high school seniors in Ore-gone eligible for graduation even when they are unable to demonstrate any ability to read, write, or do math. Because we certainly wouldnât want to impose any academic standards of excellence on the snowflakes & bruise their widdle feelings. I guess literacy is now considered racist in Ore-gone or some such stupid bullshit. Why the fuck would anyone in that state need to know how to read or write when a wonderful future career of looting, burning, murder and vandalization with Pantyfa awaits them? Looks like old Kate got down on all fours for the teachersâ unions & made it the law that kids will now receive a high school diploma without ever needing to have a basic understanding of anything necessary to survive in the real world. Winning! Instead of upholding standards of academic excellence to motivate everyone to work toward personal achievement, Kate instead decided to reward marginalized and âoppressedâ students the same as those who studied and worked their asses off. This she accomplished this week by bringing everyone down to the same level as all of the losers. Of course, she specifically singled out âknowledgeâ as being âunfairâ to all her favorite Rat victim classes; those poor little black, brown, Latino, Latina, Latinx, indigenous, Pacific Islander, Congolese, Namibian, Syrian, Uzbekestani, Mongols, the Seven Dwarves, Arctican, Visigoths, Hutus, Tutsis, Bigfoot, girls named Taniqua, Skeletor, Yogi Bear, and Mutant Ninja Turtles. She all but publicly announced that people of color are too fucking stupid to compete with their âracistâ white kid counterparts in school. Easier to just to completely toss out the entire traditional model of study, learning, and excellence because thatâs obviously too discriminatory and âcolonialistic.â No mention at all of evil white kids in her great woke pronouncement, so I take it that means they still have to pass all the traditional requirements in order to graduate because of their âprivilege.â Is your head starting to hurt yet? Thatâs usually the first sign the Left is trying to rape your brain plate through one of your eyeball sockets.
Happy days! If you are a marxist political activist pretending to be a âteacherâ in Ore-gone, this all comes as really great news! With standards of excellence no longer inconveniencing you, your chances of sitting at home on your fat, lazy, marxist ass doing nothing but collecting a paycheck for another year of not working because of co-vud just dramatically improved. Apparently, the teachersâ unions in Ore-gone have finally figured out that NO education is even a better way to go than indoctrination. Actually having to work for a paycheck is one of the most evil, capitalist constructs plaguing modern Humanity. Moving forward, it will now be considered âracistâ in the State of Ore-gone to test and evaluate every student according to the same standards. What a fucking relief! Nobody has to work anymore; neither students nor teachers; yet that milk & honey train of Federal education subsidies will continue pouring into the Ore-gone state coffers where it will still be available to buy more undermining, political influence & further solidify the unionâs death grip on the education system there. Just wait until all of these illiterate students they are turning out discover there are absolutely NO opportunities waiting for them in the outside world. Can you say âgrowing the entitlement class?â Sure, I knew you could. Of course, everybody will blame the unfair capitalist system and âsystemic racism.â Isnât communism great?
I wonât bother you by making any comparisons between our public education system & those of other countries because itâs just too fucking embarrassing & depressing. I can with a reasonable amount of certainty predict the superior advantage, oops, I mean âprivilegeâ home-schooled Conservative kids will naturally enjoy in the job market & life in general. As much as I love hating on the commie chinese, you must admit, theyâre not pissing away the future intellectual potential of their kids by constant hand wringing over skin color and the utility of certain body orifices. Thatâs why Chink kids are eating our lunch now in science and math; not because they are necessarily any smarter, but because theyâre not wasting valuable time pumping crap like Critical Race Theory & Amazing Moments In Transgender History into the impressionable minds of their children. If thatâs not a wake up call for us to wake the fuck up, I donât know what is. However, we wonât because TPTB donât want academic excellence for American kids because intelligent people are much harder to control.
As Communism continues itâs relentless march thru the institutions of Western Civilization, we are only fooling ourselves & whistling past the graveyard to think the system can somehow be salvaged or rehabilitated. The only âcureâ for Communism is to remove and eliminate it completely, down to itâs last and final cancerous cell. I wish to God I could peddle some faux optimism your way here, but you know me better than that. Weâre very close to the point where the only medicine which may lift your spirits and put that spring back into your step is Hoppes #9. I wonât say anymore about this here now because I donât want to give the lurking Neds a one inch woody. Suffice it to say & know with certainly, weâre not going to lose our country. Hold fast & tight to your Faith in God and the truth that evil never triumphs over good. While it may at times appear to hold the upper hand, it can never completely win because it is in violation of Godâs perfect design for the Universe. We will ultimately prevail because by its very nature, evil contains the seeds of its own destruction. Donât believe me? Take a look at History.Â
It is the LAW: light always conquers the darkness; and, good will eventually always vanquish evil. Every time & without exception. That doesnât mean there wonât be moments when weâre called upon to do some heavy lifting; or, endure difficult challenges in our struggle against the forces of darkness. As Americans, we have God, Truth & Light on our side & these all make them fear us. Let not your hearts be troubled, even when it seems like this may not be the case, because lies & propaganda are really all the Devil has. Donât let yourselves be taken in or fooled. Theyâre not even smart enough to understand that once they finally go too far, they will already have destroyed themselves. They are jealous of our honesty, intelligence, strength, tenacity and unwavering commitment to the truth as the torch bearers of liberty and freedom to the rest of the World.
So stay the course, no matter how bumpy the ride may become. Once they finally succeed in pissing God off, the trumpets will sound for their demise. He has us & we got this, Patriots. I promise. âȘ
Carry on,
General Mossberg
