Warner Brothers To Mark 100th Anniversary With Woke Revisions Of Its Old Classics
✪ With one-hundred years having passed since it opened its doors to filmmakers and audiences alike, Warner Bros. has announced that it will be ringing in its anniversary with “a short film series that reimagines the Studio’s iconic films through a diverse and inclusive lens.” After all, there’s nothing like celebrating your own history by attempting to appease those who unapologetically hate everything about it…
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he famed Hollywood studio Warner Bros. is celebrating its hundredth anniversary this year, and it certainly has a rich history to showcase. The studio could have coasted through its anniversary year by rolling out some of its classic films, which range from the very beginnings of cinema to today, to new audiences. But some daring young innovative thinker at Warner Bros. decided to do something at once more audacious, more risky, and much more certain to produce ghastly results: Warner is going to mark its hundredth birthday with “a short film series that reimagines the Studio’s iconic films through a diverse and inclusive lens.” Hey, it could be worse.
The Bounding Into Comics site on Thursday pinpointed exactly what is so horrifying about the Warner Bros. plan: “After all, there’s nothing like celebrating your own history by attempting to appease those who unapologetically hate everything about it.” Or as investigative journalist Daniel Greenfield put it, “With diverse versions of the X-Files, the Little Mermaid and King of the Hill on their way, why not enjoy some butchered classics with more exclusively inclusive and diverse (no white people, please) casting?” No white people indeed seem to be the objective. We’re certain to see “people of color” cast in some, if not all, of the key roles, after the manner of Netflix’s new black Cleopatra. But who knows? There are likely to be gay and trans characters in abundance as well.
Bounding Into Comics explains that “the series will see six of the studio’s classic offerings remade with ‘representative casting, storytelling, and narrative’ by a respective up-and-coming filmmaker.” These bright young woke filmmakers were “specifically selected to participate by ‘DEI [diversity, equity, and inclusion] industry veterans, including WBD’s Senior Vice President of DEI in North America Karen Horne, in collaboration with Warner Bros. Pictures executives, Visual Communications, Los Angeles Latino International Film Festival, Urban World, Sundance Indigenous Lab, Outfest and ReelAbilities Film Fest.” It would be hard to imagine a more grim, angry, self-righteous conglomeration, and the “re-imagined” films that they give us are likely to be as dreadful as one would expect these sanctimonious Leftists to produce.
These filmmakers, as well as the films they will be ‘updating’, include:
Robin Cloud, Calamity Jane
Regan Linton, Jack and the Beanstalk
B. Monét, A Star is Born
Monica Moore-Suriyage, The Adventures of Robin Hood
Juan Pablo Arias Muñoz, Rebel Without A Cause
Taietsarón:sere ‘Tai’ Leclaire, The Prince and the Pauper
These filmmakers will be mentored on the project by a number of the studio’s veteran creatives, such as Arrowverse creator Greg Berlanti, Blue Beetle director Angel Manuel Soto, The Color Purple (2023) director Blitz Bazawale, Crazy Rich Asians director Jon M. Chu, Night Raiders director Danis Goulet, and Crip Camp co-director James Lebrecht.
“We’re absolutely thrilled to work with WBD’s Diversity, Equity and Inclusion team to expand opportunities for a broader range of talent to realize their dreams at Warner Bros.,” Warner Bros. Pictures Group co-chairs & CEOs Mike De Luca and Pam Abdy said in a statement released alongside the announcement. “We can’t think of a better way to celebrate this Studio’s 100-year legacy than investing in the next generation of great storytellers, and we look forward to seeing these iconic movies through their eyes.”
Literally no one else is, however.
“The impact of Warner Bros.’ films over the last century has been tremendous — they have shaped our culture and our understanding of the world around us,” added WBD’s Chief DEI Officer Asif Sadiq.” In celebration of the studio’s 100th anniversary, we are thrilled to empower these talented filmmakers to create a modern and diverse reimagining of these iconic productions as both a tribute to the original work and as a mechanism to remind us of the power we have to tell stories and depict people in an inclusive and fulsome manner.
Among those selected for woke updating were Calamity Jane, which was originally made in 1953 and starred Doris Day as the beautiful, fearless Wild West heroine. Here’s hoping that Warner Bros. gets someone as straight-shooting and tough as Doris Day was in the original, but in a thoroughly modern way. Lizzo immediately leaps to mind, but if she leaps on a horse, Warner Bros. might be having to answer to PETA.
Then there’s Jack and the Beanstalk. The 1952 Warner Bros. version was a comic version starring Abbott and Costello. I’m as unfamiliar with contemporary pop culture as I can manage to be, and I’m unaware of any old-fashioned comedy duos operating today. Could Warner Bros. get Will Smith and Chris Rock for this?
A Star is Born, which was originally made in 1954 and starred Judy Garland (you know, Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz) and James Mason, could be the perfect vehicle for the brightest, hottest star in the firmament today: Dylan Mulvaney. Or maybe Dylan would prefer to be in the new, politically rectified Adventures of Robin Hood; he’d no doubt love to prance around in the tights that Errol Flynn wore in the 1938 original. Even better, he might prefer to be in Rebel Without a Cause, which starred James Dean when Warner Bros. made it back in 1955. Dean was the archetypal brooding, alienated youth, an iconic symbol of America in the 1950s. From James Dean to Dylan Mulvaney is a steep descent, but it would be canny casting on Warner’s part. Leftists would lap it up, and Mulvaney could complete his apotheosis as the symbol of our insane age.
It could be worse. Warner Bros. produced Casablanca, but it isn’t on the remake list, so we will at least for now be spared the prospect of Rick, who was played by Humphrey Bogart in the original, leaving in the end with Ingrid Bergman’s husband, instead of nobly exhorting her to leave with him herself.
This is just the worst time for anyone in Hollywood to be remaking films from the golden age of cinema. Both movies and America have seen better days, and Warner Bros. Pictures Group co-chairs & CEOs Mike De Luca and Pam Abdy made it absolutely certain that these remakes will be stomach-churning when they announced. ✪
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