I GUARANTEE IT!
I GUARANTEE IT!
âȘ A heartfelt greeting goes out this Saturday evening to all of you stalwart, Patriot denizens of TNA here from the heartland of America! Yes racing fans, once again itâs time for another unplugged and uncensored edition of Double Barrel; where I get to pick something that really pisses me off and beat the crap out of it! Figuratively, of course! Where I get to say what I know we are all really thinking already. And as always, the woke fuckers, communist scumbags, queer anarchists, fags in general, trans freakoids, grifting government assholes and pedo kiddie molesters never fail to provide me with plenty of reasons to stay rightfully pissed off! Butt enough about our rogue, red, illegal, criminal donkee regime of a âgovernment.â As I have told you here many times over the last few weeks, I have been doing everything within my power to preserve my sanity and intelligence by avoiding the Ministry Of Lies, Fapdog, alphabet, legacy, mainstream ânewsâ Media. Of course, this means I have been missing out on all the wonderful developments like the gangbuster Joe economy, the 100 billion new jobs, the Green New Deal alternative energy boondoggle revolution, human rights for trans kids, the defeat of Russia in Ukraine, the preservation of our âcherished democracyâ and of course, all the new cultural milestones of the Olympics. I wake up every morning in starry wonder pondering how everything is so much more âfair, equalâ and âwonderfulâ in America and the World since the Democrats stopped the fascist Orange Dicktater back in 2020. I know you do, too. And I canât wait to live history again when this country selects its first black wommenz of cul-uh President in November! Foâ swizzle, Homies!Â
All sarcasm aside, the Mainstream Dogshit Media Machine as of late only produces deleterious effects on my temper. To be honest, it stokes my righteous, inner Saxon rage. Perhaps the most potent form of anger can be found building inside those with good hearts. Thatâs because those are the kind of people who hold off as long as possible from acting on it because it is usually not something normally found to be part of their natures. I say ânormallyâ because I would also like to point out that NOTHING we have been living thru over the last four years qualifies as ânormal.â In fact, the Luciferian, commie globalist bastards have gone completely out of their way to stretch, twist and distort everyday reality for the common man as far away from ânormalâ as they possibly can. They need to understand itâs not smart to fuck with the quiet man. Butt you canât tell a morally and intellectually superior, self righteous leftist asshole anything. Thatâs because they are all social Einsteins who already know everything. Their lives are also infinitely much more important than yours or mine. At least that seems to be their reasoning behind constantly attacking us, our values and ideals. What they really are doing without knowing is working on their doctorate thesis at Fuck You University, also known as the Karma Program at the School Of Hard Knocks. They just canât help themselves and keep poking the bear with sharp sticks, so how can they blame anyone but themselves once they are finally mauled? OMG! HOW did that ever happen? Bad news, once they finally cross that event horizon, itâs not going to be a sporadic ass beating, either. The righteous wrath of the Saxon has been building for quite some time already now. Good people have sat back and watched long enough as the nonstop soiling and destruction of almost everything we hold as pure, true, beautiful and good has been wrought by the power & wealth lusting, criminal control freak Marxists in our midst. As they continue their overreach; pushing their limits day after day.
I know I have often shared in the same frustration as all of you, thinking âwhen is all of this going to finally end?â Believe me, there will be a reckoning & once it finally arrives, it will be EPIC. Yes, they are going to finally get that ârevolutionâ they keep longing for, only it wonât be the one they were hoping or expecting. And since I shop at the Menâs Wearhouse, âI GUARANTEE IT!â As we are witnessing now, it takes a lot to wake the Sleeping Giant, but once they do, he will be filled with a horrible resolve. I GUARANTEE IT! Hey Leftard Retards, before you start peeing yourselves again, thatâs a promise and not a threat. We are not going to live under your fucking communism! Thatâs also a promise! At some point after all of this really gets rolling, most of you will soon discover you have been left out to dry by the same people who performed your brain transplants. The same demons who spent years playing to your inner self loathing by packing your useful idiot mush heads with all sorts of bullshit lies about workers owning the means of production, America being an inherently racist country responsible for every one of the Worldâs problems, the evils of capitalism and the joys of faggotry, etc. blah, blah, blah! As the song goes, âWhen the truth is found to be lies.â Yeah, it sux now to be you but it will really suck even more later. I GUARANTEE IT!
Best you start to figure out how you plan to survive when our constitutional Republic is finally restored back to itâs original design because there will no longer be lots of free shit for you to scam when you finally wake up & discover the last stop on the line isnât Mao Disneyland. May I suggest a wonderful new home awaits you in either Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Ukraine or any shithole in the Middle East or North Africa because you certainly will be persona non grata here? Donât blame us because this is the way you wanted things to be. If youâre lucky, we just might buy your one way plane ticket out of here. We wanna help you make all of your commie dreams come true.
Ok, I think we should all agree this is a very serious subject which should not be taken lightly. They have exploited the patience of our virtues as weakness for far too long. Our very own tolerance for all of their bullshit has led them to mistakenly assume there are no limits to any of their calculated clusterfuckery. I would suggest to them that is a gross mis-estimation of epic proportions on their part because appearances can often be deceiving. In fact, there are a shitload of things in this World which are completely different from how they initially appear on the surface. I know I know, there are just things some people can only learn the hard way. However, I do understand why many good people opt to avoid engaging in direct conflict. I also completely understand why most good people are unable to do bad things even when pushed beyond their own better sensibilities. However, I also understand the innate natural need to protect oneself, family and personal property. The Left interprets all of these character qualities as weakness. Yes, they are that fucking hollow and stupid. The Euro-peons made the big mistake of giving up their God given right to self defense & preservation by surrendering their guns. And look at them now and how they are paying the price. The shit news media will never tell you, but England has already slipped into civil war. The number of dirty, goatfucking diaper heads they have imported into their country has already reached critical mass. The diaper heads are now revolting by carrying out a countrywide crime spree (an jihadi intifada) in an effort to undermine and ultimately dominate British culture & society. And unfortunately, they are very close to succeeding. British society is breaking down before our very eyes.
Donât kid yourself by telling yourself it can never happen here because it already IS happening here. At least in democrat run, blue shithole cities like San Francisco, Los Angeles & Shitcongo. What do you think all of those robberies, illegal street racing, weekend gang wars and mob shoplifting are all about? So far, the social breakdown in America has been mostly limited to the bluest of the urban toilets, butt that could all change should Kamala the Hummer ascend the Donkee throne and be installed as our next President. Letâs just set something straight and for the record right here and now, ok? Iâve put up with LOTS of their CRAP over the last four years, but there is NO WAY I will ever agree to consent to be governed by this curry mutt, retarded marxist, willie sucking bitch. That is just a bridge too far!
Nor will probably more than another 180 million PLUS of our fellow Americans who still live out in the REAL America! Outside and beyond the chaos, filth, danger and degeneracy of Rat controlled urban areas. Throw in a few million imported, parasite illegals to the mix, and it will really get interesting once all the free money eventually dries up. WHICH IT WILL. It will be fun watching the different factions of gibmedats go after each other over a diminishing pool of resources. How do I know this will happen? Because the government canât continue giving away free pie to everybody forever, and since they have purposely created these entitlement classes by grooming them for total dependence, the only thing they know how to do is go on rampages and burn down shit in their own cities whenever they donât get their way. Democrats have sown the seeds of their own chaos by replacing their traditional, current pet victim demographic (itâs them, Boo Boo) with a new class of dependents (si, su pueda!). This is classic, textbook, marxist social anarchy; class warfare.
However, thereâs one wild card they always overlook. REAL Americans who own most of the guns and ammo. That would be all the good people like you & I who love this country and are so sick of all this shit that we are ready to make life difficult and uncomfortable for the pieces of shit who stirred all this crap up. When you think about it, isnât it only fair the Masters Of Chaos experience and enjoy the misery of their own creation? Cities and coups cannot survive long without essential services like water, sewer, food, electricity and transportation. WHO do these fucking morons think provides all of those to them? The Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy? WHO do they think keeps the wheels of industry turning to drive the motor of civilization? WHERE do they think all the elements of their cush and indulgent lifestyles come from? It doesnât fall out of the fucking sky, anymore than food comes from the grocery store or electricity from a wall socket. Yes, they are that ignorant because for decades the Government has been turning out legions of functional illiterates with their public education system.
So while the chimp outs and soy protests rage on, they do so only at the convenience of everything else they exist to destroy. That last sentence kinda takes the stupidity of the Left to an entirely new level, doesnât it? And since the same stupidity running the government thinks they hold all the real power, let the blue collar workers stay home for a week and watch what happens. Let them boil away or freeze their commie asses off in their million dollar Georgetown condos during rolling black outs because the local grid has gone down and the very people they pay themselves to shit on everyday have NO interest in repairing it. Then we find out whoâs really in charge, motherfuckers! See what happens when their shit breaks and skilled craftsmen refuse to show up to repair it. Now thereâs your real âpeaceful protests!â See how these bastards like it when thereâs nobody to deliver their food or keep everything they depend on operational. The lights will still stay on in rural and flyover America but not in the blue metropolitan areas because weâre the ones who know how to make everything work. The only things they know how to do is inside trade, sell influence, start wars, screw little kids and betray their country. They donât know ANYTHING about how to survive outside their pampered little bubbles. They could all die of thirst muttering their pronouns to themselves next to a well which only needs a new breaker to work. This is my point! We are the ones who really hold all the power and they are the ones who live by the virtues of us agreeing to provide for them. Like everything else, they have this completely backwards!
Ok, so stand by to watch Government make their final play to take over everything. Donât let yourselves become too concerned beyond making sure you have a few months supply of food and necessities to outlast them. Which at this point, you already SHOULD. Thatâs the beauty of being independent; you are free to become self sufficient. The game will change fast once they realize it is THEY who depend more on us than WE on THEM. Tough love, bitches. Let them huff and puff and bluster away because in the end itâs all just more hot air Donkee farts. As I have told you many times before, they are holding an empty bag. What are they going to do? Jail or kill all of us if we refuse one day to continue to directly support their lives? Starve the Beast to kill The Beast. When it finally happens they wonât have anyone to blame but themselves.
In terms of actual numbers of people, we outnumber them at about 135 to one. We outnumber them in firearms by a ratio of about 100 to one. Nationwide, there are less than 800,000 total, dedicated law enforcement personnel and the Left has already pissed off most of them with the Floyd bullshit. When push comes to shove, more than 3/4s of them will probably side with us just out of spite. Most will be very reluctant to turn on their neighbors; their fellow Americans. And those who do will pay a stiff price for making that mistake. I could go on and say more but Nedâs already in a Toobin fapping frenzy. Of course, I am in no way suggesting nor advocating for any kind of violence whatsoever here. Only suggesting we may have to exert our superior power by âpeacefullyâ withdrawing our consent to be governed and our willingness to maintain the machinery of society. Last I checked, there are NO laws against that! Shit, they do much worse to us every day! Kumbayah!
Now would be a really good time to consider all the creative ways you could âpeacefullyâ protest by ways of withdrawing your involvement from the social contract. Remember, no good deed may be too small enough to help them enjoy their own suffering and misery. What little things could you do or not do which would cascade down the line? Get creative because youâre only limited by your imagination. If enough of us begin thinking like this, suddenly a real butterfly effect will start to happen. Let them know what happens when nobody answers the phone because we arenât working today. Let them know how it feels to have NO AC because thereâs nobody available to come out this week. See what I mean? âFor the want of a horseshoe nail, the entire Kingdom was lost.â Well, weâre the folks who make the nails and the shoe. Weâre also the ones who put them on, grow the hay and oats, tend the horses so the knights of America can get on them and ride roughshod over tyrants. I mean the communism all you maggots continue to push on us is really all about lack, is it not? Oh, I see! you were thinking LACK for WE but NOT for THEE. Hahaha! Fuck that. Letâs play hardball and see how that works out. Prepare to be disappointed, Rats. Without all of the little things and the good salt of the earth people who understand how to tend and keep them running, all the big things you assholes depend on every day will grind to a halt. Donât believe us? TRY US! If you insist on having a dick measuring contest, letâs see what you got. It is the nature of tyrants and tyranny to abuse power until the people finally say ENOUGH. Then it ends when ENOUGH people finally say ENOUGH. We donât need to go to war when a good old, simple, down home rebellion will do the trick. And they certainly canât fault us for doing that because as we all know, commies LOVE rebellion. AMIRIGHT?Â
One thing I know for certain by coming here and reading every day: there are wonderful shenanigans to be had from the delightfully warped minds of our posters. No need to worry about all of these eventual inevitabilities. Why be fearful or paranoid when instead you can plan and prepare? Isnât that really a much better use of your mental energies? Carry everywhere including in gun-free zones. ESPECIALLY in gun-free zones. Donât ask, donât tell! Right leftards? Isnât that what you are always telling us? Howz that for âpeaceful protesting?â Make certain when youâre in a gun free zone, it stops being that until you leave. Peacefully withdraw your consent to be governed from this illegitimate coup. Donât fall for the abuse, threats and intimidation we all know are bound to follow. Instead, make them put up or shut up. Be prepared to do so for the sake of your freedom. They are parasites who are full of tricks and deceit. Without a cooperative host to give them what they require to thrive they will perish. I GUARANTEE IT! They simply donât have the stones to subjugate an entire population who is determined to see them fail completely. Stay alert and keep your ear to the ground. Stay centered in your Faith in God. The Truth will guide us through and lead us out the other side in victory. We got this! I GUARANTEE IT! âȘ
America! Fuck yeah!
General Mossberg
