


YOU WANNA BUY A KAMEL?


YOU WANNA BUY A KAMEL?
āŖ Hello again to all of you full on, all in, rebellious American Patriots out there in TNA Land! Take thisĀ opportunity to once again congratulate yourselves on enduring and surviving thru yet another week of unmitigated ignorant clusterfuckery brought to you by the communist new world order cabal & their slathering lapdog gimps! Go ahead, you can feel proud of yourselves for not completely losing your shit or going medieval on these useless piles of statist petrified shit, even though they completely deserve it! They should thank their lucky stars we are so much better than they! They should at least be grateful for our restraint as we watch them play in their own crap; and they should be wise to understand our patience is not infinitely unlimited. Nooooo! Thatās a really nice way of saying itās inevitable some day their luck will run out and that day is now closer than ever before. Prove me wrong! Unless they wake up quick, get a clue and knock off all the bullshit, which they wonāt because their jackass egos have seduced them into believing they are eternally bulletproof and invincible. The truth of the matter is they are stupid, corrupt, idiot fools who are so blinded by the delusions of their own power they fail to see they are already a dead political party walking. Let them be the last to know!Ā
They have NO idea how fortunate they really are we still possess some degree of patience and decency. Unlike them, we still possess a functioning mind which remains tethered to God, morality and human decency. Unlike them, we are not driven thru life by luciferian impulses emanating from our junk or buttholes. The very qualities they hate us for are those which allow them to continue this crazy circus. Butt not indefinitely. They live ONLY by OUR grace and benevolent ātolerance.ā However, it wonāt always be that way because if there is only one immutable truth in the Universe, itās that nothing ever stays the same and everything changes. One day, the show will close and they will all be out of work. And once we finally tire of all their bullshit, what then? Rhetorical question. We all know the answer, but unfortunately they donāt. They are too fucking stupid and self absorbed to ever bother getting a clue. So let them all go to Hell astonished. I stopped giving two shits a long time ago. Iāve made my peace with God and I will do whatever is necessary should suchĀ circumstances demand. If they donāt like that then the answer for them is easy enough; shut the fuck up and leave me alone to live my life the way I best deem it should be lived. Is that really such an unreasonable request? Another rhetorical question. Ā
In the meantime, I will now regale you with more rantings because if thereās one thing leftists really do well, itās piss me off. They make me rant like a wolf howls at the Moon. Thereās one particularly retarded cackling hyena from San Francisco who has recently risen to the top of the shitpile not because she is intelligent, charismatic, experienced or for that matter, really qualified in anyway to lead this country, but because she had an adulterous affair with a creepy black dude who just happened to be the Mayor of San Francisco. Another scumbag who was already married, but who saw an opportunity to trade a little political favoritism in exchange for having his knob polished by a skank. I wonder if Doug Emhoff really understands what an absolute treasure he has right now in his wife. That lucky bastard! I wonder if he ever fantasizes about where those lips have been every time he kisses her? Not that it really matters because I suspect their marriage is actually more of a business arrangement between them to roll in the big bucks at the taxpayer, government trough. You know, the same way Bubba and the Hag are so wildly in love with one another. So in love that Bubba made twenty seven trips to Epstein Island and enjoyed a few Big Lewinskys in the Oval Office. So in love that the Hag gave birth to Web Hubbelsā Howdy Doody love child and also banged Vince Foster. Hey, did you know both Web & Vince are DEAD now? Aināt life strange? I guess living in Mordor on the Potomac does whack shit to people. Apparently, you gotta be willing to do all sorts of strange unnatural things there if you want to swim up the political fish ladder to grab the brass ring.Ā
Anyway, Kamala annoys the shit out of me. Not only because sheās a purebred, hardcore communist, but because I canāt fathom how such a stupid, clueless person can find themselves in such a position of power. However, here we are! Thanks, Democrats! I would love to duct tape her yap shut and mail her off to Ukraine. Her brand of stupid I find especially annoying. The condescending way she talks in looping word salads like some slack stoner second grade elementary school teacher. And then thereās that laugh. Iām already at my limit with that obnoxious, stupid cackle! NO way I will suffer through four years of having to listen to that bullshit everyday. Itās hard to believe she could be even worse than Shitpants, butt here we are! Much worse! However sheās been anointed by the billionaire global communists without ever winning a single delegate in any primary election. Howās that for DEMOCRACY!? Up until only one month ago before the Sniffer dropped out, she was the most reviled and unpopular politician in the entire country, but now? Presto! Sheās suddenly a fucking 21st Century Joan Of Arc! And donāt you know it, sheās actually leading Trump in the polls! Womp, womp! Why of course she is because as we all know, nationalizing the energy and food producing sectors of our economy is the only way to stop EVIL capitalist corporations from price gouging the American public. I donāt know about you, but I sleep like a baby at night knowing the democrats are in charge and āfighting for usā everyday. FWEEDOM!
So the Ministry Of Truth Star Chamber Fapdog Media is all in a froth over the prospect about the first female African American (cough, cough) President evah! Stand by, because weāre about to make fucking history again. How thrilling. Watching the insane Klown circus out in full force to rebrand this marxist whore overnight into the second coming of Christ is truly a wonder to behold. I mean theyāve reached NEW limits and extremes of mindfuck gaslighting, misinformation, propaganda, denial and boldface LIES in their effort to brainwash and stampede the Sheep into the voting pens on November 5th. Kamala was Unkle Joeās border czar who never once visited the border. Now that sheās running for President, she was NEVER the border czar. WUT? Trump has promised to eliminate the income tax on all tip revenue earned by everyone in the Gig Economy. Not to be out done and being the phony, two-faced, disingenuous POS she really is, she came out a week later with the SAME idea, AFTER she was the one who cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate to PASS Federal funding to hire on 87,000 more IRS agents. Butt wait, if youāre not already completely convinced to vote for the Kamel, thereās more. Kamel is the only candidate who really cares about the real issues most deeply impacting all Americans. You know, like tackling climate change, class and racial āinequity,ā making unlimited, universal abortion available to everyone and of course, protecting our precious trans kids. Fuck me! And when China finally moves on Taiwan, Iran attacks Israel, the next plague scandemic is released or the economy goes completely over the cliff and into the shitter one night while weāre all sleeping, youāll thank Baby Jesus we have the solid and unwavering hand of experienced leadership and statesmanship guiding our ship of state through the dangerous raging storms and tumultuous seas of history because cackling communist, President Williesucker will be our Commander In Chief. Donāt you feel better now?
According to her, Donald Trump wants to take us all BACK and she says that like itās somehow supposed to be a bad thing. As far as Iām concerned, Trump can take us back all the way to the 50ās when American culture and society were yet still unpolluted by the Frankfurt School sociopaths. When Government was still relatively small and we made cool shit: before the globalist termites embedded themselves in our system and started eating away at the foundations of everything good and true which made this country exceptional. Made it the bright and shining city on the hill where everyone wanted to be because it was FREE. Only the twisted and addled minds of democrats are sick enough to interpret walking farther out into the quicksand as moving āforward.ā Come on! Give Kamala a chance! She says after she becomes President, she promises to fix all the problems she has spent the last four years creating. Fuck her.
The screaming chorus coming from the harpies of fake news, misinformation and propaganda for this hollow bitch have been woven completely out of whole cloth because she hasnāt ever done a single thing to improve the country or the lives of Americans. NOTHING! She works only for the masters she serves, and that aināt you or I. You could say sheās a kind of political oxymoron; sheās on oxy and is a moron. Who knows what the fuck is going to happen on November 5th, or for that matter, between now and then. Be prepared to get your government monkeypox shots! Iām thinking the ride might get bumpy but Iām not going to labor or agonizeĀ over it. At this point, having the shit meet the fan might finally provide some real relief from all the stress these stupid fucks work overtime to heap on us. If you had to ask me directly, āGeneral, what pisses you off the most this week?ā My answer would be, āevery stupid shit thing theyāre doing!ā
The crap has grown so deep itās almost impossible to isolate any one issue which stands out as the most crazy, stupid or annoying. Because it is ALL crazy, stupid & annoying! And they change out the squirrels almost by the hour! They are always hatching new squirrels! So whatever I bitch about today might be completely different by tomorrow but the one common denominator; the one thread which runs through them all is nefarious Marxist calculation and execution! The stench of rancid commie shit! I know you can smell it too. They just live to wreck shit and they no longer feel any obligation to pretend or mask their intentions with phony pretenses of obfuscating what they do. The corruption is now so prevalent and widespread, why even bother with any theater at all? Anyone with half a brain isnāt fooled at all. DecentĀ people all see exactly what they are doing and hate their guts. The country is tired of their LIES, TREASON and BETRAYAL. The only ones left who are buying the soap are their own vaunted leaders, radicalized loyalist minions & zombie supporters. People like mentally ill antifa faggots who do too many drugs, or Bowel Movements Matter foot soldiers who need to keep the āevil Whiteyā narrative alive so they can continue to have a reason to justify their mob looting. Dey be so oppressed! They arenāt fooling the rest of us because we still know how to think for ourselves and arenāt dependent on the largesse of government entitlements being offered by the cabal of tyrants. How DARE we! Donāt you know, that makes us particularly DANGEROUS. And thatās why they believe We The People, along with our country must be destroyed. And why we, as individuals, as a society, and as Americans have to prevent that from ever happening. It doesnāt get any more cut and dry than that.Ā
Donald Trump will get the majority of votes: however Harris will get the most ballots. As the current vice president, she also has to certify the election! How fucked up is that? Be prepared for them to lord their bullshit over us by cheating again and then dare us to do something about it! Maybe thatās what pisses me off the most. How the Left has set everything up to where they can do almost anything they want with impunity while if you or I so much as cry āstopā when weāre being robbed and stabbed in the street, itās us and not them who get arrested and sent to prison. The world is so bat shit crazy now because all the bad people know there are no consequences for anything they do. Some punk can beat a teacher into a coma and the teacher gets charged with assault because they hit back in self defense; or, a parent gets a visit from social services for disciplining their own kid! Look what progressive moral relativism has wrought upon our society!Ā
Thereās a reason they no longer teach History: which is why we are seeing the same mistakes being repeated. However, Iām not so concerned as I once was because Iām too fucking old to really give a shit anymore. Thereās a certain amount of freedom in that; a kind of freedom those bastards canāt steal from me. I suppose that makes them very paranoid, as it should. Shit, they are terrorized by everything and everybody they canāt find some way to subjugate and control.Ā
So they are telling us Kameltoe and A-Walz are the best this nation has to offer? That alone speaks volumes for what they intend! BTW, what an industrial strength piece of work that douchebag is. So much so, he deserves his own edition of Double Barrel. Maybe next week. Both of them are also textbook examples of āuseful idiots.ā The people actually running this shit show selected two individuals who will A: do whatever theyāre told to perpetuate the illusion of government: and B:Ā become completely expendable if serious shit goes south; which it just may happen during next weekās convention. Be on the lookout for a possible BIG switcheroo at the convention. Kamal and Tampon Timmy are merely more globalist puppets, in the hands of a group of nefarious satanists. Just like Joe. I really wish God would speed up the Tribulation timeline and put a stop to all of this shit, once and for all. Iām so tired of it. It seems throughout all of human history, every time things finally get going well, some group of assholes come along and think they have a better idea. Why? What the Hell is wrong with peace, prosperity and liberty? Why are those things sticks up the asses of certain people? WHY canāt we all just get along, have nice things and be happy for a change? Without some asshole always coming along and shitting in the pool? I wish I could answer that question, but I canāt. So instead, Iāll continue to hang on to my Faith and sanity. I will endeavor to continue to continue and endure until I am the last man standing, if need be. I will continue to wait on deliverance from this evil which has befallen us because in the end I know we as Americans will win this thing. So letās resolve to hold that line against the tyrants; keep the faith, stay alert, be prepared for whatever adventure the World may choose to bring us in this next coming week. Fight, fight, fight! āŖ
America First!
General Mossberg




















