


BALZ TO THE WALZ


BALZ TO THE WALZ
âȘ A BIG shout out to the best group of people ever to gather in one place on the planet! You know who you are! (Not you Ned, screw you and your lickspittle nanny government ass sniffer lackeys) Once again, itâs been quite a week with of some of the most egregious lies, manipulation, gaslighting, unicorn pipe dreams and communist runs coming out of the DNC at their national convention of lobotomized, sexual mutants, retards, angry marxist radicals, babykillers, environmental assholes, drug addicts, queers, child molesters, deviants and every other godless, sick in the head bowel slug in American society who are now feeling the âJOYâ and âEXCITEMENTâ at the prospect of installing Americaâs first female, communist president. Iâm sorry, but Iâm just NOT feeling it. In fact, Iâm feeling something else completely different. Iâm feeling the fucking Tree Of Liberty is pretty parched and dried out, more so than at any other time in my life. Â
Last week, I shared my thoughts with all of you about the absolute disaster the Cackling Hyena would be for America; and as promised, tonightâs edition of Double Barrel will focus more on her marxist Minnesota sidekick. In the spirit of the democracy they love so much, the DNC convention concluded with the Kamel being coronated by a virtual delegate vote. Doesnât seem to matter that she never won a single delegate vote in any of the primaries or that the seventeen million democrat suckers who cast their ballots for other candidates in those primaries got totally shafted and abandoned by the closed door, back room, commie billionaire cabal who decided she was going to be IT. They also completely threw Dr. Shitpants under the bus in the process as well. BTW, have you noticed how heâs completely disappeared since then? We havenât heard jack from Sniffer Joe since they pushed him out of the race. I know youâll invariably ask, well then, whoâs really running the country now? GOOD QUESTION! Itâs really WEIRD, because in a way, it almost feels like the country doesnât have a President; however let not your heart be troubled because Iâm here to tell you the country is still being run by the same set of crooks and tyrants who have been driving it into the ditch over the last four years. Apparently, the mighty masters of the secret powers that be have ordained itâs time to move on and leave ole Joe behind. Heâs DONE, COOKED, FINISHED. Time for him to go to the political glue factory. Somehow, I like to believe that the thousands and thousands of FJB comments and memes we all posted here finally brought down President Potato.
Weâve all had enough of this crazy, phony, make believe, costume âgovernmentâ play being put on by these middle school communist hacks. Every once in a while, my curiosity will get the best of me and Iâll tune in for a quick peek only to once again see some scum sucking elitist grifter at the convention pontificating and lording over everyone else with their twisted vision of reality. Then I remember exactly why I hate all of these criminal cocksuckers with a rage so true and pure. It doesnât matter who it is; if theyâre speaking, I know theyâre lying. Itâs never really anything constructive, just the usual scripted platitudes designed to hypnotize the Sheep and perpetuate the agenda. More feelz bullshit: JOY and EXCITEMENT. Even the queer Hamas loving professional protestors were a huge disappointment. What happened to the 100K of them who were supposedly bused in for the Main Event? Whoever the suckers are who paid them certainly didnât get their moneyâs worth; and the fag pantifa cowards were almost nowhere to be found. Perhaps the Chicago Police just decided theyâve had enough of this bullshit. Who knows? I have no idea; there were only a few scuffles but the big civil unrest show we were promised never materialized. I bet all of that will change when Trump is elected.
If you were dumb enough to tune into the big DONKEE SHOW on Wednesday night, you would have caught that fat fuck, kiddie groomer, horse jizz guzzler, jihadi loving, Chinese loving, coward stolen valor, sack of shit Tampon Walz!! A drunk driver with a creepy attraction to young boy butts. My guess is he worked as a âteacherâ and âcoachâ for so long because it probably gave him proximity and easier access to potential targets. However, he never got caught, or maybe it was all some sort of latent queer fantasy fetish for him. Democrats seem to really like that sort of thing. Donât be fooled: in spite of his disarming demeanor, Tim is a very dangerous man with very dangerous ideas. Timmy believes the government theft and redistribution of wealth and private property known as socialism is âneighborly.â And because Tim so ardently believes in communism, he insists we believe in it too. Of course, the Fapdog State Media is packaging and marketing this jackoff to the masses as Ozzie Nelson. You know, the friendly âneighborâ next door. The same filthy group of traitorous media insects who are all trying to convince the country Doug Emhoff is a âsex symbolâ (who the fuck comes up with these wretchedly HORRIBLE ideas?) is trying to make you believe Timmy is just the regular guy next door. Harmless. America’s Dad. A purebred, down home, down to Earth midwestern, centrist kinda guy you could have a few beers and watch the game with. In reality, heâs the complete opposite.
He joined the National Guard right out of high school when he was only eighteen. Sounds good so far, doesnât it? What they donât tell you is even way back then he had a big Mao bro crush. It seems he has always admired the Chinese political and social systems. So much so he made thirty trips to communist China while he was a teacher. He even lived and honeymooned there. He also took large groups of students there to âlearn.â Uh huh. Who the fuck does that? Tampon Walz does! How romantic! WHERE have we heard crap like this before? Oh yeah, Burnie Sanders honeymooned in Moscow. I find it really hard to believe that a guy who would be motivated enough to visit China thirty times, wouldnât be taking notes while he was there. I bet somewhere at home, Timmyâs got his very own copy of that little red book.Â
Timmy also served in the National Guard for many years and was only so happy to collect a government paycheck: however, once the shit started getting real in the Iraq War and there was a very good chance he might have been called up and deployed, he bailed. So on top of being a closet commie, heâs also a coward. It gets worse. Once he was out of the Guard, he intentionally misrepresented his rank and falsely embellished his service record to give himself a better shot at being elected to the Senate. Unfortunately, it worked. Turns out he was mostly promoted in the Guard because heâs a bootlicker. He really wasnât respected by his men because he was there just to climb up the command ladder. He never completed the necessary training requirements to become a Command Sergeant. He just went around telling everybody he had. He also claimed he served overseas. OK, he did serve overseas, in fucking Italy as a mess kit repair specialist. Then he said he was in Iraq; trying to make it sound like he had been in battle & seen action. Well, not exactly. He traveled there on a congressional junket. Clever dick! The way he puts it, he did both at the same time. The truth is, once he learned of his imminent deployment to Iraq, he promptly bailed on his unit. Thatâs the brand of industrial strength asshole Tim Walz is. Stolen Valor. Cowardice in the face of the enemy. Political dishonesty for the sake of personal gain and advantage. In other words, your typical Democrat. No wonder the people who served with him hate his guts. Because they know him! And no wonder Media and Google are racing to scrub any and all online references which detail the truth about his service beyond âhe served in the military.â
Like so many, his dreams of riches, power and nubile adolescent boys led him to the halls of Congress. After serving in Congress, he next ran for Governor of Minnesota, which makes complete sense seeing how he was from Nebraska. Once he finally found himself living in the Minnesota Statehouse, he was finally free to release his inner Woodrow Wilson. Heâs responsible for lots of BAD things which happened in Minnesota. He got rid of the original Minnesota state flag and replaced it with a Somali looking flag containing an Islamic star. He sat on his fat Rat ass and watched Minneapolis burn during the George Floyd riots in the summer of 2020. It took him FOUR days to authorize sending in the National Guard to put down the violence. By then, most of the damage had already been done. ASSHOLE.
Timmy is also a big supporter and proponent of LBGTQ1A values. That means he completely supports pushing the queer indoctrination agenda in Minnesota public schools. Heâs sold on the 157 different genders bullshit, so much so that he pushed to have tampon dispensers installed in all the BOY’S public school bathrooms. I shit you not! (pun intended) A sitting state governor in the United States of America ordering tampon machines to be installed in boys bathrooms at taxpayer expense! This is a guy who could be the next Vice President, only a breath away from being the President and he believes boys need to use tampons! Let that sink in! He also made it very easy to chemically castrate or sexual butcher children in Minnesota by declaring the state to be a transgender sanctuary state. That also means if youâre a parent, the State of Minnesota can take your children away from you at any time if they think you are preventing your kid from accessing âgender affirming medical careâ because they have been brainwashed into thinking they are trans. And since the state public education system there is FULL of queer LBGT fruit teachers trying to indoctrinate as many impressionable minds as possible, having the state kindnap your children to sacrifice them on the altar of Moloch is a very real possibility.Â
Timmy is also all in for climate change and onboard that Green New Deal boondoggle, government gravy train. Iâm telling you, this guy is a real piece of work. And how can we ever forget how be became a dictator during the Covid scamdemic by shutting down his state with draconian edicts and measures that did absolutely nothing to mitigate the pandemic? He did however, succeed in destroying numerous businesses. He also locked down all the schools for two years; which ironically turned out to be an unintended blessing in disguise because it revealed to parents all of the sinister, covert indoctrination their children were being exposed to. However under Walz, communist teachers unions are still hard at work in Minnesota grooming vulnerable students to demand sex changes and love communism. Of course, he openly supports full term abortion and the murder of unborn children as a twisted form of birth control and for the sake of womenâs âreproductive freedom.â I have never been able to understand why the Left regards abortion to be an easier âsolutionâ than just taking a pill. Maybe itâs because they soooo love death and destruction. WHY would America ever want anyone this bad anywhere near the Presidency? The fact that anyone is willing to vote for Kamala and this disaster reveals the dire state of our nation and what must eventually happen to change it.
There is a litany of completely stupid bills Walz has signed into law but perhaps his âlegacyâ will be how he ignored the pleas of the Minneapolis mayor for help while the city burned over the death of a worthless black drug dealer who overdosed on his own inventory. Everyone here already knows George Floyd wasnât murdered; he died in custody of a fentanyl overdose when he swallowed his stash to dispose of the evidence. Walz and his slug of a wife actually enjoyed all of the ensuing mayhem; even opening up the windows in their home to allow in the smoke and smell of the burning businesses. I guess sometimes you gotta break a few eggs if you want to make an omelet. Walz had it within his power as Governor to stop the riots but he chose not to because of âmuh diveristy.â Heâs a communist who stood up on that convention stage last Wednesday and lied through his teeth to the entire country. Harris and Walz are NOT going to do a damn thing for the American people except use and abuse us as tax slaves! Walz may put on the cuddly teddy bear act, but he would jail you in a heartbeat should you ever stand in his way after he is installed. The same can be said about Harris. Once she gets her hands on some real power, weâll see the Devil. Sheâll be a bitch on wheels.
I will never give up or in to any of this bullshit because I am am American; and as an American I believe in God. There is no way in Hell I will ever submit to consent to be governed by communist worms such as Harris and Walz. Period! They are all liars, cheats, thieves, crooks and murderers. Bottom line! They lie to cover their lies. However, thatâs who the blind and dumb, loyal Democrat sheep have decided they want to control this country. Who would have ever thought the democrats could go any lower than Joe? But here we are! We have this one final chance to turn this ship of state around and get it sailing in the right direction. This election is for all the marbles; a referendum for either national slavery or recovery. Should they prevail by stealing it again, there will be NO reasons for anyone to pretend anymore. Expect the best, but prepare for the worst, my Friends. The great reckoning and our moment of truth fast approaches. It will soon be upon us. Be prepared to stand our ground to preserve America and freedom. Fight, fight, fight! âȘ
For God, Family & Country,
General Mossberg

























