WE DODGED A BULLET
WE DODGED A BULLET
âȘ Good Evening and welcome to the very first edition of Double Barrel of the New Year 2025, Americanists! Weâve finally said goodbye and left 2024 behind us in the rear view mirror. Good riddance! IMO, 2024 sucked! A few good things happened like the election but it still overall sucked. And it wasnât because they didnât try! It wasnât quite as bad as 2020, 2021, 2022 & 2023 (RU seeing a pattern here?) but it was still a pretty lousy year. Our national Joe malaise continued to deepen and intensify the closer we got to the election; especially given the fact that there was a real chance these communist criminal scumbags were plotting to steal it again. Wouldnât that of just been an even bigger barrel of shit, I mean laughs? If you think things were really bad during the four year reign of King Joe, that woulda been NOTHING compared to a four year stretch locked up with an Indian/jamaican, African American, proud, progressive, wommanz of cul-uh cackling, bumbling, slush President Williesucker.Â
I mean, have you stopped to really consider what a horrible, permanent shit stain such a thing would have left on us as both a country and a people? To have the proud historical tradition of our country forever soiled by installing someone so stupid, so clueless and so corrupt in the highest office of the land? We certainly dodged a bullet on that one! Someone whose biggest achievement in life was being a spoiled rich kid, a party girl, bar whore in her college days. Someone who was initiated into the Special Klub of âpublicâ life by sucking the right set of dicks. Ha! Perhaps someone who had only just woken up today from being in a coma for the last 10 years might think thatâs hyperbole or exaggeration to say such a thing, but all of us here who suffered through having to watch this bitch on TV almost everyday since last July know it as absolute fact. Kammy just wouldnât be where she is today if it hadnât been for Willieâs willie.
Hey, butt we woulda been making history again with the first woman president and it wouldnât have mattered one bit to the Left or propaganda operatives that the road to the White House for such an âhistoricâ event began with a bottle of vodka and a dick in Kamalaâs mouth. Fuck! We would have been forever haunted and blighted if that insult had been allowed to happen! Like a whole host of important words the Left in this country has kidnapped and whored out to pump their failed agenda; if the Cackler had been installed, I believe âhistoricâ would have been the next one to join, âracism, fascismâ and of course âdemocracyâ as sacrifices upon the Donkee altar of the Frankfurt School of Critical Theory. Thatâs a nice way of saying a President Kamala would have finally given the Democrats a way to shit on America which could never be cleaned up. I donât know about you, but my definition of âhistoricâ and âHistory makingâ are completely different than theirs.
Butt, butt, butt General, itâs the New Year and that means we should be looking forward and not backwards. My answer to this is hindsight is always 20/20, but only when you make the effort to actually turn your head around and look back. Yeah, I understand thereâs always the risk you might turn into a pillar of salt if you take one last look at the burning Donkee Gomorrah we have just been saved from. Yeah, thereâs more than one Biblical parallel I could draw from this here now and each one of them could be interpreted as a metaphor for our most recent political events. Thereâs our slavery to the pharaohs of the Deep State and the perpetual government Establishment, which even despite our decisive victory in November is still ongoing. We may have finally escaped Egypt ,but America is still yet to have her âparting of the Red Seaâ moment when this issue is finally settled, once and for all. God did it once before, so I am absolutely certain he can do it again; and if Trump isnât Americaâs Moses, then I fucking donât know who is. We may not have been lost and wandering in the desert for forty years, but four is plenty long enough for me. It was also long enough for some among us to engage in one long drunken orgy of dancing and screwing around the golden queer calf but I think we may have already discussed that in detail here more than once. Anyway, it was long enough to sink me far enough down into a cloudy, joyless funk about the entire thing because at times, it just fucking felt like it was never going to end.Â
The daily insults aimed at our collective national morality, identity, language, history, traditions, freedoms, prosperity, institutions, military, work ethic, etc was like four long years of being beaten and tortured; force fed heaping big spoonfuls of Soros shit with a gun pointed at our heads. While being robbed to enjoy the privilege. Being lied to in our faces at every step along the way while being subjected on a daily basis to all sorts of physical threats and dangers like exploding train derailments followed by huge and deadly chemical fires, fucking chink spy balloons photographing every stinking inch of our country, mystery drones and fog, insane instances of one mass shooting after another which somehow only managed to stay in the news long enough to spook the Sheep, but never long enough to provide a reason or any closure thru an explanation of WHY.
The relentless, never ending parade of gaslighting lies and factual subterfuge: more blatant and obvious than at any other time ever before, yet we were told every day to warp and twist our minds into some sort of pretzel by being expected to believe something else entirely different was happening instead of what we were really seeing with our own two eyes. Fuck! Read that last sentence over again and let it sink in how incredibly insane all that really was. No wonder a few people went whack; they just couldnât take it anymore. Go on and admit it, there were probably more than a few days during the last four years when you may have felt the same way.
However, letâs not fool ourselves. It still isnât completely over yet, but at least I know theyâve been stopped in their tracks from being able to drive that final stake into the heart of America. As far as Iâm concerned, it will only be completely âover” once the very last communist bowel worm on the face of the Earth steals his very last breathe of air. What a glorious day for America and Humanity that will be! I know it will eventually arrive, but Iâm fairly certain I still wonât be here when it finally does. Or maybe I will, who knows? Maybe Jesus will live up to his promise of coming back like a thief in the night to surprise us and then make it his first order of business to immediately dispatch every Marxist cockroach to the pits of Hell. And why shouldnât he? Itâs not like communists believe in him or ever concern themselves with keeping his commandments. Imagine thereâs no Communists, it easy if you tryâŠ
To say we dodged a bullet by turning out in enough numbers to thwart their latest steal is perhaps the greatest understatement of the last 100 years. Thank your lucky stars we took the RIGHT fork in the road; and that we werenât bullied nor deceived into taking the LEFT one. The other road would have taken us thru the Valley Of The Shadow Of Death. (there I go with them Biblical metaphors again) Death marching us right through a landscape of endless wars, scamdemics, shortages, poverty, disease, insanity, murder, perversion, decadence, abuse, criminality and every other host of horrors Mankind could subject his fellow man to before finally arriving at the Gates of Hell with itâs completely RED sky, many torture chambers, frothing police dogs, killing fields, medical âexperimentationâ laboratories, showers and crematoriums. The place the commies were planning to take us all was so horrific, not even death can provide a means of escape. So the next time you might hear somebody say, âwe dodged the bullet,â really consider the weight of that statement in regards to the very real and possible future we just may have saved ourselves from.
Exactly what else and other kinds of insanity did we also save ourselves from last November 5th? The drunk, cackling, cocksucking incompetent whore of color sitting in the White House would have never been a real President. Come on, Man! She would have been an ever bigger clueless shill than the Potato. The Kamal would have really been the second term of Joe and the fourth term of the Obamanoid. You know it. Whatever clusterfuck we managed to endure and stumble through with Joe would have been supersized by this bitch. One bright spot, the epidemic of obesity in this country would have been ended because there would be NO food and we would all be fed only a daily diet of word salads with secret Willie dressing. You say we dodged a bullet? Thatâs another way of saying we missed our golden opportunity to have a unelected, unaccountable collection of marxist halfwits finish off completely fucking up the economy by implementing their centralized government price controls, more taxes, more regulations and an unrealized capital gains as well as some kind of bullshit carbon consumption tax because you know evil corporations must be stopped from fueling inflation by price gouging consumers, now is our very last chance to save ourselves from murdering the Erf with the weather and there are too many people out there who just arenât âpaying their fair share.â From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. Workers of the World unite! Blah, blah, blah!
Not only did we dodge a bullet, but we also dodged World War Three. I guarantee it! I canât begin to imagine what a huge burning pile of shit our foreign policy would have become during four years of a Harris Administration. Ha! You think we became the horseâs ass to the rest of the World under Joe? Then just imagine tense international situations or a crisis where the drunk hyena would be forced to go face to face with the likes of a Putin, Xi or Kim. You think we bled money out of our asses to places like Ukraine and every other backwater shithole in the World under Joe? That would have been a down payment, a turd in the swimming pool compared to what the Kamal woulda and coulda done; because as everyone knows, progressives are such cumpashuneight people they just canât help themselves from stealing and passing around other peopleâs money to all their pals. This is of course because theyâre such kind, loving, caring and sharing, generous people. Namaste and kumbayah, Komrade!
Oh cry my beloved country, for what we we also missed for dodging that bullet. Under a Kamal reign, the cultural fag shit woulda reached critical mass. You and I would have been rounded up and jailed for daring to post there are only two genders, men cannot have either periods nor babies, or that rainbow ass plowing in any form is a sin and abomination before God. The Family as a social unit would have been completely destroyed and the streets of America would have become rivers of the blood of unborn children murdered in the womb for the twisted and patently FALSE notion of âreproductive freedom.â The hidden orgy of human trafficking and kiddie fucking would have continued on business as usual and another 100 million mud people from all the worst places in the entire World would have been flown in using our money to be dumped in our towns and cities. Along with even MORE fentanyl, white slavery, social destruction, cultural degradation and spiritual cancer. Like I said, the last stop on the Progressive Line is always the Gates Of Hell. Oh yeah, we dodged a bullet, alright!
For the time being we have at least slowed down the bleeding and turned the ship around. Letâs give ourselves credit because that really is NO small feat. However, we still need to kick Karl Marx out of the national wheel house and let a real captain chart the course. God willing that will happen in another two weeks on January 20th. That doesnât seem like a very long time, considering how we have already managed to survive through the last eight weeks since the election, but itâs still plenty of time in the Donkee Universe to craft and scheme ever more chaos, destruction and confusion. The 119th session of Congress seats itself this weekend. Oh look! The circus is back in town again! The next big bridge to cross comes on Monday with the Congressional certification of the Electoral College delegate votes and we all know how that went last time. Pence gave it hard and dry to America on that day by abandoning the duty of his oath of office and siding with the coup because they probably told him he would be President one day if he did. Well that Judas sack of shit will never be President. More likely History will forever curse him being an even bigger traitor to his county than Benedict Arnold. Raskin and the Senate Donkee Politburo have already promised to pull some new legalese bullshit out of there asses to stop Trump from being certified; all the while wrapping themselves in the Flag and Constitution as they fight on to save our âcherished democracy.â Then there is the inauguration itself on January 20th with Trump holding a huge victory rally in DC the night before. I donât know if thatâs exactly the kind of move Iâd be making if I was him, but maybe thatâs why Iâm not him. Ever since Butler, shit like this makes me nervous. Thatâs a bullet Trump barely dodged. Whattaya say we agree to not push our luck?
I guess our Faith in God, love of country and the steely nature of basically being good people has carried and brought us this far, so why should we ever doubt we canât go the rest of the way? Along the way, weâve certainly already dodged numerous bullets but that doesnât mean weâre completely bulletproof. Now that weâve finally engaged the enemy in earnest, letâs keep running the right plays and picking up the yards. NOW is definitely not the time to fumble the ball for a conversion. We finally have these bastards on the run and we need to keep driving them back into the Hell from which they came. Shit, thatâs only FAIR considering that was their plan for us. When I return next week, we will only be barely more than ONE week out from President Trump 2.0. Hang on Kids, weâre passing thru the eye of the needle of History now. Keep your heads on a swivel and your eyes open for the unexpected. Whatever happens, DO NOT comply. The bullets are going to keep coming our way and we canât stop dancing to dodge them. At least not yet. In the meantime, hang in there. The Future is ours to lose but we are too smart for that. I know it, you know it and most importantly, THEY know it. Fuck âem! God Bless America! âȘ
As you were,
General Mossberg
