DEMOCRAT DEATH RATTLES

DEMOCRAT DEATH RATTLES

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✪ Good Evening, Mr & Mrs New Americanist Patriots! I hope you all are enjoying this first, official Saturday of Spring. That 2-3 month sweet spot on the calendar between the freezing blizzards of Winter and the blast furnace of Summer. Be nice to Winter, because sometime in June, we are all going to start bitching and complaining again about the Summer heat. There certainly wasn’t any let up this past week on the deluge of current events or thrills as we enter Month Three of Don & Elon’s Most Excellent Adventure. We’ve been waiting and wondering what sort of new America hating buffoonery the Donks would be dreaming up to pull out of their asses in their next futile attempt to stave off their inevitable political demise. We didn’t have to wait long for mob vandalism against Teslas and the march of the baby black robes. Talk about desperation! Denial of Reality is a helluva drug!

I won’t lie to you, I’m really having a blast watching these marxist miscreant buttheads running around in circles; naked with their hair on fire and chasing their tails; too friggen stupid for their own good to understand that digging themselves deeper into their own shit is neither an ultimately winning strategy nor a recipe for survival. What to do! What to do! STILL just as stupid, clueless, arrogant, dishonest, manipulative and dangerous as always. Only now, after FOUR years of mooning America and the world by cavorting around drunk and naked on huge piles of other people’s money, they partied on like it was 1999 and indeed it was! During this same time period, they managed to fuck up or destroy almost everything they looked at. That’s NOT a compliment! Make a retard the president of the United States (oh, wait…). Even a retarded CIC left to his own limited estimations, will produce a FAILURE rate of only 50%. That’s simply an observable fact based on the Law of Averages. It takes real, serious skills to fucking FAIL at everything 100% of the time. Either that or you are even MORE stupid than a retarded person. Or both, who the hell knows? What I do know is Donald Trump’s failure rate in past business ventures and that rate bodes well in my confidence of HIM to take care of business. Only FOUR business failures out of more than 1000 new startups (four tenths of one percent).

The Department of Education took it’s last breath this week. MORE Donkee death rattles. Good riddance to bad queer & communist trash! Maybe now American kids will finally have their chance to not grow up to become brainwashed, communist homosexual zombies who hate cybertrucks. We can only hope!  Only took us fifty years, A HALF A CENTURY to admit to ourselves that Jimmuh’s masterstroke The Great Academia project previous known as the US Department of Education was just another Demmykrapper exercise in the fine art of internal governmental theft disguised as a huge regulating and controlling agency pretending to serve some “greater purpose” for the “common good.” Oh yeah, where have we heard that before? Perhaps now the Federal Government can finally get out of and stay out of the fucking school business. Randi was absolutely hyperplexive about this this past week and I kinda don’t blame her. Seems to me a natural response by someone being slowly strangled to death. She went on a one woman, media OutRage Tour making all the stops with all the usual FapDog, Establishment ankle dry humping, apparatkchik parrots in the alphabet, legacy, small stream media. 

OMG, the huge manatee! Such an heinous display of the consequences of unchecked fascist tyranny! Our democracy is hanging by a thread! We must resist now or we will lose the Constitution and the Rule Of Law, blah, blah, blah! Fuck me. Drumpft is taking away all of the po kids’ OPPORTUNITIES! Who else gonna feed all those starving chocolate and invader welfare babies while they’re having their brains washed with queer and trans marxism if Uncle Sugar is no longer able or willing to illegally appropriate US taxpayer dollars to bribe the Lower Klass into remaining on their deluxe Plantation in exchange for free food? You know what it means when I write long run-on sentences. 

Exactly WHAT does the Blue Donkee Klown Posse actually have to offer the country which might be of any value or improve the quality of life for ALL Americans instead of just tearing shit apart so that they can “build back better” as some sick & twisted euro-pee-on wet dreamed version of a North Korean Haiti with of course, them totally in charge. I stand with Ukraine! OK, I know what you’re probably thinking now, “So COLD General! For the sake of human ‘dignity’ and to embrace progress through the kumpashun of universal brotherly love, please give them some credit!” OK, name only one thing they have done during the last four years which didn’t produce any net benefit but still didn’t wreck everything on purpose. Let’s make this interesting: name one inert democrat policy idea that just didn’t SUCK with a capital S (only a small type “s”) during the last twenty years. You can’t, NOBODY can because there is NO such thing. So they now no longer have the voters after betraying their traditional base. They made a very bad bet the new official language of the United States was going to be Spanish. OOPS! And now that all their laundromats are in the process of being disassembled; now that their political lifeblood of stolen money is now drying up, they can no longer afford the high cost of remaining in power and control. They certainly aren’t going to attract a new voter base with their brilliant ideas. And the endless campaign of freeshitt they have lavished on the most stupid, incapable and selfish members of our society is coming to an abrupt end, so they will no longer have the choice of buying off the underklass in exchange for perpetual one party rule. 

So what else does that leave the Donkee Krime Synicate in the way of being able to go down in flames as they continue to shovel themselves onto the shitheap of History? If you said violence and lawfare you would be correct! Because what does every good communist do when the revolution is suddenly caught in a pinch? They take it to the streets! Fight da power! Because nothing inspires meaningful dialogue and greater understanding like looting and burning down cities. Well OK, it’s almost always THEIR cities. More proof of their failed policies, bad ideas and outright LIES! Might I suggest using the strategy of trying to intimidate us with the specter of widespread, national, civil unrest is probably the WORST of all your shitty ideas? This isn’t 2020 any longer, Chumps! America is no longer drinking the Woke Blue Koolaid! Bowel Movements Matter is no longer riding high on all the greedy, exploitive, racist, criminal shakedowns of corporations with guilty consciences. Finally, you Leftards no longer have the presence of your guiding light, the holee Saint Fentanyl Floyd hizself  (whose luster and legacy have developed social and cultural patina.).

The ball was recover by the opposite team after your fumble, assholes. You certainly gave us enough chances! I know, I know…you thought the party would never end; your utopian orgy would go on forever. You left the table and cashed in all your chips early, thinking your brave new world was all set and dialed in as a sure thing; only the game still wasn’t quite over yet. Hahaha! Turns out your “revolution” was only the match which lit off our “Revolution.” Smoke em if you got em! The Rat Party is like a dying star. As it quickly absorbs and consumes it’s final store of MONEY converting it into squeaky helium which makes lots of noise, as it huffs and puffs itself up into a Red Giant in an effort to misrepresent itself as being something much more bigger, important and powerful than it really is only to eventually collapse in on itself until it becomes a black hole occupied by an ultra-dense mass object smaller than a tennis ball before ultimately desenigrating into a supernova. Except for the Rats, their end does not come with a huge bang of some spectacular celestial event; instead it ends with a whimper slowly bleeding out from numerous self inflicted bullet and stab wounds. Here little donkees, let’s tuck you all in nice and comfy with the pillow over your faces while we read you the latest chapter in the Adventures of Orange Man! Feel free to close your eyes and go to sleep any time. We know you must really be beat after Communist Play Time.

I can tell you how this Department Of Education thing is going to play out. Randi is going to lose her kush $700K a year job for being one of the Jackass Party’s most famous progressive porn stars. I tellz ya, sometimes life is just cruel and never fair! She’s also going to lose her union because except for crooked democrats who sell her political influence, no body else is going to be willing to throw good money after bad to prop up the collective communist grip on American public education when Donald Trump is in the White House. NOBODY, not even the richest and most famous Nazi Jew of all time! And the teachers’ Union, government buffet line is now closed so the pigs will either have to find another trough or starve to death. I’m thinking starvation. Of course, all the postmodern LBGTQA1 fruits and nuts infesting the current system will be the hardest hit and make the most noise shitting as they find themselves out of a job when public education reverts back to state control where it always should have remained. 

So now that they find themselves no longer able to support their own power by continuing to steal and spend other people’s money, after betraying and historically alienating a serious amount of their own traditional base; wrecking the economy by directing all of the country’s money towards every sort of wild, harebrained scheme to butter the World’s ass thru the global dissemination of communism and homosexuality using OUR money, after wrecking the economy and creating record crime, drug abuse and inflation with completely open borders for the last four years, after championing a relentless war against every vestige of social moral good and positivity in the country in service to their fucked up agenda, please raise your hands if you honestly find it hard to believe the DemmyKrapps aren’t finding themselves with fewer and fewer friends these days. The noise we hear them making is their own suffering while they fight against the dying of the light. As the coil of their political relevance continues to loosen, they shit themselves before gasping one last breath. The Democrat death rattle.

I can also tell you how this activist judge bullshit ends. It either ends with the Supreme Court striking it down for good; or, John Roberts continuing to completely undermine the entire American judicial system simply because somebody somewhere has home movies of him on Epstein Island. Come on, Man!! What other explanation could there possibly be for the way this sold out, DC bowel maggot hack rules? And if by some strange bizarre chance the Supreme Court gets it wrong and fucks everything up again, Trump still retains the Executive power to disregard any SC rulings he determines to be unconstitutional. And that’s exactly what he’ll do because I know Trump hasn’t come this far through so much just to let a corrupt, activist Supreme Court keep him from his mission to Make America Great Again. Not a man who has publicly professed on more than one occasion he firmly believes he was spared from death to become a mortal vehicle of Divine Providence. 

Until a final resolution is reached that removes this temporary speed bump of progressive judicial activism, we will just have to suffer the pathetic performances of the many robed Joe and Obama butt nuggets sitting on the bench who are only trying to delay the inevitable steamrolling of their obsolescent party and ideology by the New Golden Age of America. Each one clamoring for his or her final big 15 minutes of fame from the alphabet Media. Trying their best to implement another Rat coup to subvert the will of the American people. Except you shitbags no longer command the levers of power any longer this time. And you have also completely lost power over the narrative. Enjoy those rattles. We won’t miss you when you’re gone. Perhaps we’ll finally be able to live in peace and quiet without your constant attempts at making everything “all better” by actually making nothing better at all. Perhaps we’ll be able to finally prosper from the fruits of our own labors without constantly being harassed by an all invasive and pervasive government abuse of power sticking its nose in all of our business just to make certain we’re not cheating it out of something of ours it mistakenly believes as its own. Perhaps we can finally enjoy the peace of mind which can only come from a free people being left the fuck alone to pursue the missions of their own lives under their own control.

Hang in there, warriors of the Light. More insanity and hilarity is certain to ensue next week. Watch out for new Donkee hijinks! That’s a SURE thing! If anything, the Klown Party is giving us a real show on their way out to the Hell of their own making. Don’t let them bluff you! We’re holding a royal flush and all they got is a pair of threes. They’re also out of money and the House credit window is closed. Checkmate! Enjoy those donkey death rattles. Soon enough, they’ll be coming closer and closer together. Hold that line and don’t loose faith, we are taking our country back!✪

As you were,

General Mossberg