THE DONKEE DARK ROBE SOCIETY

THE DONKEE DARK ROBE SOCIETY

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✪ Good Saturday Evening, New Americanist Patriots! How is everybody holding up this week? I tell you, the Insane Klown Posse Show never stops! Are we not entertained? It’s taken them almost five months since their brutal ass beating in the November election, but it’s starting to look like the deranged and criminal Left is finally starting to organize themselves around a game plan to climb back on top as the nation’s dominant crime syndicate. Excuse me, I mean political party…

So what exactly have the Demmykrapps decided to do to remain relevant? Well, clamp down your hair and make certain your tray tables and seat backs are in their full upright positions while we brace for impact. Not to worry, there’s a huge blunt and purple drank party raging in their cock pit with their old crew; mainly with idiots like Tim Walz, Jemima Crockett, Burnie’s new bartender squeeze and the Somalian brother fucker, mud-hammed, special ops team leader. Their plan is…wait for it…wait for it…is to dig themselves in even deeper into the jackass manure pile and bank the plane even steeper left on full throttle before finally flying it straight into the ground. Big surprise, huh? You see, the reason they LOST isn’t because they’re pathetic, miserable LOSERS, it’s because they just didn’t push DEI, identity politics and woke bullshit hard enough! Yeah, that’s it! They showed us! It’s our own damned fault we’re all just back woods, flyover country, hillbilly hicks who lack the sufficient cultural sophistication to adequately understand how a post constitutional republic isn’t better off being “fundamentally transformed” into some sort of bastardized marxist, mutant version of Venezuela, Haiti, North Korea all rolled into one centralized, vaccinated, fourth world, police surveillance utopian shithole under the boot heel of a lying, cheating, stealing, war mongering, kiddie buggering and butchering Politikal Elite Klass of smarmy, condescending, self righteous, communist, professional  criminal dick suckers and queer ass eaters who occupy the upper ranks of the Democrat Party. Whew!

In other words, they have decided to turn up the stupid knob even louder thinking all da loud hippy hoppity musak an booty twerking to Megan Three Stallion will keep what’s left of their fool sheep base hypnotized as they continue burning fish tails on Main Street America. It’s a whooptie party in da crib, ya’ll! You know folks, after you have completely abandoned God, stolen elections and TRILLIONS of dollars, launched color revolutions in foreign countries & started wars all over the world, openly promoted sodomy and pedophilia & advocated for just about every form and type of debased, degenerate & destructive idea the Devil has ever placed inside the minds of Men, what’s a poor democrat to do in order to save the World, the weather and our “cherished democrazy” for their Unkle Klaush, Billy and Karl? Enter the Donkee Black Robe Society!

That’s right America! When you’re a Beltway Democrat or any other form of disgusting, disingenuous political bowel maggot who likes spooning neckid with the Donkees (I’m talking to you, RINO effluent!). When you enjoy wiping your dirty ass with taxpayer $100 bills simply because you can and the thrill of all that power deludes you into believing the same laws you pass to keep we the insect people under your heels don’t apply to you, what do you do when the rest of the country is just too fucking stupid to appreciate the pure genius of all your leadership “brilliance?” You bring out the lawyers! 

I’m not talking about Morgan & Morgan here, even though those guys are always claiming they’re “For The People!” Scumbag franchise ambulance chasers! No, this moment in their current, political implosion calls for drastic measures! The marching orders have gone out to the legion of Federal and Appellate Court judge sleeper cells to activate to save America from the fascist MAGAREICH of Orange Hitler! Turns out Shakespeare was completely correct about lawyers! Thanks to fucking lawyers, murderers and just about every other variety of criminal filth still walk the streets of America as free men; swimming pools no longer have diving boards and we are forced to pay $3K a year for government mandated car insurance. Butt General, one day you’ll thank your luck stars for a good lawyer if you ever find yourself in a bad situation where you really need one! And exactly when might that be? Oh yeah, mostly when I find myself being targeted by another shitbag lawyer. Did you know that more than 80% of the slugs in Congress are lawyers? Who better to understand all the nuances and intricacies of knowing how to best milk the Government cow and fight off the opposition while they are doing it? Shhhhh! We’re really a nation managed by a cabal of elite lawyers. Lots of very questionable and most puzzling things start to make sense once this finally dawns on you. We are lorded over by a pack of lawyers who WRITE all our laws.

Hey, NO special interest conflicts of interests there, am I right? However, I’m not talking about your average, run of the legal mill, personal injury shitbag. NO. The Rats have mobilized their Donkee Team Six lawfare special forces for this mission. What else do they have left? They already lost the general election, the Electoral College, the House & Senate. They won’t stand and pay any respect to a kid who’s battling cancer or the mother of a daughter who was brutally raped and murdered by one of THEIR divine sparks of light THEY imported into this country. They’re now in the middle of losing all of our money they STOLE  and had grown fat and sassy on while exporting their unique brand of postmodern queer communism all over the world. Instead, they decide to rub their stupidity in our faces by standing with and supporting just about every other country or cause which completely opposes our original American ideals because at the end of the day, Democrats are really about hating and sabotaging freedom, happiness and prosperity for everybody else in the World; except of course, themselves. They stand with Ukraine! A one world communist oligarchy is the only way to save the world from climate change! Crush Capitalism! Save trans kids! Drumpft is Hitler! Albeit Macht Frei!

Lawfare is their LAST resort; their final and desperate line of defense. With NO majority public support, NO new ideas or ANY constructive solutions to any one of the INFINITE number of problems THEY have created, NO further easy grift money: it’s time to unleash the judicial hounds of injunctions! It’s become a fucking joke! EVERY executive order Trump issues is now the target of some black robe, star chamber, legal cockblocking cuck hack; usually issued by some arrogant, ignorant, completely owned, lower court puppet pissant loser enjoying the butt orgasm which can only come with their 15 minutes of fame obstructing and usurping the powers of the Executive Branch. Nice separation of powers you got there. Would be a real shame if something BAD happened to it if it got in the way of our failling communist coup of the country. More like it would be a real shame if something bad happened to you stupid marxist fucknuts instead because so far, we’ve been doing exactly what we always do, which is have faith in and play by the Rule Of Law. So far, it’s kept us on our better behavior but you communist bastards keep poking the eagle in the eye with that sharp stick. You continue to make a mockery of and insist on abusing all the things which have distinguished the greatness of this nation against us exclusively to destroy it. 

Now it’s injunctions, orders and rulings to keep alive the elaborate network of graft, theft and unaccountable misappropriations while feeding the parasitic, cancerous rot which is the Leftist scourge upon this country of their own making. The spice must flow! Turn those planes around! How dare Americans expect to have any kind of safety, security or stability in their own society? It’s clearly racism! Imported criminal chilishitters have human rights which must be respected; at least until they can be made into citizens who will always vote Democrat. Fuck this insanity! We already bent over and took four years of Joe. The country voted to spit Democrats out of our mouthes and now we are being told by a bunch of black robed marxist thug shills that we have NO right to govern any way but their own? I don’t think so…

Let’s call all of this out for exactly what it is; an INSURRECTION. A JUDICIAL COUP. A bunch of fucking crooked government lawyers trying to thwart the will of We The People while sanctimoniously wrapping themselves in the flag and Constitution. At the center of all this controversial treachery is the top court black rob, black heart himself, that shrimp-dicked, ghoulish treason whore, Judge Boasberg. Have you taken a serious look at this guy? I swear, he could be the identical twin of that undead, communist Supreme Court demon in Brazil who was pivotal in stealing the election there two years ago for Lula. They both look pasty, hollow and evil, like they were cloned from the same DNA sampled from a Karl Marx dingleberry. They both have the same dropsical faces; dark baggy eye rings, oily bald heads and a propensity for abusing the law and oath of their offices to destroy freedom and enslave nations of people. They also seem to really enjoy the rush of getting off on their own power and self importance, especially when it comes to serving the dictates of their dark masters.

However, Baosberg is only the head of the judicial, rat turd snake. Seems his wife, daughter and who only knows whom else in his family are all directly involved in some sort of personal, career enterprises which have allowed them to profit mightily from the giant, Democrat graft mill. Nothing to see here, move along, slaves! These people, along with their families and professional colleagues are like maggots which all screw and play together in the same pile of shit. It’s like some twisted dynasty; once you start taking a closer look, you see how they intermarry into each others’ power families to place their own blood into the highest levels of power and influence. Clusterfuck doesn’t do the arrangement any proper service in accuracy of the description. It’s the playbook they use to keep all the goodies to themselves within their speshull club inner circle. Pedowood operates exactly the same way. Ever wonder why there are so many crap movies that bomb left and right, yet somehow, they never stop making crap movies? Ever wonder why 95% of the most successful acting hacks, excuse me, “STARS” in Pedowood keep getting all the top paying roles in all of those crap movies even though most of them are bland, lukewarm, mediocre hacks with almost no authentic talent? Why the same people like Jack Black, Steve Carrell or that Jake Goober who was in Brokeback Mountain keep coming out in a gazillion new films every year even though almost all of them bomb? It’s not because of any MERIT on their part, it’s because once you climb to the top of the shitpile in Pedowood, you become a member of an elite industry group who only shares all the candy with other people who will share it with you. You don’t need to have any actual talent in Pedowood to be successful; you only have to know how to climb shitpiles and promise to only trade the golden marbles with the same people all of the time who promise to trade their golden marbles only with you.

Enough of how politics and entertainment are like the siamese twins from Hell. How did I even get onto that? Perhaps that’s an interesting topic of discussion for a future edition of Double Barrel. In the meantime, it’s both amusing and infuriating to watch this pathetic 90 yard Hail Mary pass of desperation coming from the Donks after they’re already shot their last time out in the game. I was really hoping we could get through all of this together as civil Americans, but we are dealing here with communist reptilians who are neither American nor civil. Not to worry, the Supreme Court will shut down all of these democrat judiciary abuses. HA, I crack myself up! Brewster Roberts has already warned Trump publicly that he would be setting a very bad historical precedent if he stands up to or worse, IGNORES all of these stupid ass, politically motivated, lower court rulings and injunctions. Worse, Chief Justice Johnny made these public proclamations to the Fapdog state media complex and NOT on the record as part of some official written court notation. Whatever Brennan, Obama and the Hag are holding over Robert’s head to make him dance to their song must be EPIC. So don’t look to the Supreme Court to come riding in to save America because at the end of the day, they are only MORE lawyers. Besides, they’ve already done such a great job with abortion, imminent domain, queer marriage and protecting the second Amendment, why should we be worried about them fucking things up by giving lower court judges power over the Presidency? 

I got even odds they will precisely swing in that direction to allow the Rats to continue their death grip of corruption and tyranny on this country. Of course, I hope I am wrong. I was wrong about the election in thinking 2024 would be stolen again the very same way for the Kamal as it was in 2020 for Joe. If the High Court gives the nod to allowing demmykrap stooge judge rulings to block Trump’s agenda to Make America Great Again then we are going to find ourselves deep in the soup once again. Dammit, I hate this bullshit! I just want to be left the fuck alone in freedom to pursue my own happiness. Try as I might, I just can’t fathom why anyone would ever have a hard on for destroying individual freedom or prosperity, but here we are. Steel yourselves for more crazy to come from the dying Rat Party in this next week. They don’t need to count on any amount of support they have already betrayed, trashed or lost because now they are down to corruption of the last resort, the pure and open abuse of strong-arm, judicial power. Keep your powder dry, eyes open, heads on a swivel and ears to the ground. I still refuse to believe God has brought us this far only to allow a black robe, Donkee cabal to stop us from taking our country back. Regardless of whatever happens next, they will not be able to circumvent or avoid the inevitable. Fight, fight, fight! ✪

Wait until you see the whites of their eyes,

General Mossberg