HONEY I SHRANK THE DEMOCRATS

HONEY I SHRANK THE DEMOCRATS

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✪ Good Saturday Evening, New Americanist Patriots! Have you stocked up on enough popcorn and beer to get through another week of this klown shit show affectionately known as the SHUTDOWN? Are you not entertained? Shit, this is even better than the cult of the gay, black National Felons League. As we prepare to enter WEEK TWO of the Government shutdown are you frightened the entire world will come to an end before our very eyes if we stop funding illegal alien healthcare, green energy boondoggles, international communism or free Diddy lube for everyone? 

The wheels of History continue to turn relentlessly; albeit slowly, grinding away in their inexorable march forward to crush and decimate all the domestic enemies of America. Good times! Yes, I voted for this! Let’s be honest, shall we? The staggering amount of  corruption floating to the top is a spectacle to behold, isn’t it? It’s like our Government has been suffering from a century of progressive constipation and is just finally starting to “clear” itself. The filthy, rancid shit just seems to keep coming and coming with NO immediate end or bottom in sight. Not yet. Like the Energizer Bunny, it just keeps going and going and going. Damn, is this ever an uncomfortable education. They were able to keep propping up all the lies until the Bat Chink Flu scamdemic came along and then somehow everything changed. Oh yeah, the dink dicked, power crazed, globalist pedophiles over reached thinking they had us all by the shorthairs. They believed they had it all sewed up and we were on the cusp of their Brave New World, so they took their masks off. Now there’s some brutal irony; while we were busy putting our masks on, they were taking theirs off. Ever since, pure Evil has been on a rampage running around the world butt nekid. Their original plans to exterminate eight billion of us with the poison jab didn’t quite pan out as they planned; so now in a sort of manic desperation, they’re instead doing everything within their power to destroy as much of the World and Western Civilization as they possibly can because these fucking demons from the Pit hate God and everything marvelous and incredible about his creation. They also hate the Light, Truth, Beauty, Freedom and all that is GOOD. Most of all, they hate themselves, but are too broken and chickenshit to ever admit it.

So they now find themselves in one Hell of an ugly shit pickle. They’re vampires who’ve been caught too far away from their crypts searching for fresh blood as the first rays of a new dawn start to break over the horizon. More delicious metaphoric irony; our dawning new day is the harbinger of their impending demise. Can’t come too soon and these hollow, luciferian turd shades know it.

It’s been almost TWO HUNDRED years since we were saddled with the burden of sharing power with that party of ghouls know as DEMOCRATS. Two hundred years of the Rat Curse! During that time, they’ve succeeded in positioning themselves on the WRONG side of almost every problem and issue in History. EVERY ONE. And let’s not kid ourselves; that’s no accident because there’s NO way they racked up such a scorecard merely by “chance” as they would have us believe. It doesn’t matter what it’s been about: the economy, civil rights, war, government, etc. They’ve managed to stick themselves to America like a corrosive parasitic tumor and suck the country dry; all the while pretentiously posturing themselves as the rightful guardians of freedom, morality, the Constitution and of course, “democracy.” Fuck me, how in blazes have we managed to swallow their bullshit  for so long? How did they fool the entire country for so long by claiming to be the party of the common, working man; environmental stewardship, fairness and equality? They were only able to get away with it for so long by cloaking themselves behind the veil of endless lies and subterfuges; while the rest of us went on about our daily business of working to provide for our families in our own pursuit of happiness. 

Slowly expanding their power and influence incrementally as not to draw too much attention to their malevolent schemes. Infiltrating and saturating all levels of government. Stinking up everything with their pinko, communist, rainbow buttfucking, racial identity, woke, tapeworm ideology. Politics, media, culture, art, religion, race relations, the economy. You name it, the Democrats have shit on it. That worked out fairly well for them until the explosion of technology birthed the Information Age. Suddenly the rest of us began to see more and more of who they really were; and whattaya know, they aren’t remotely anything they’ve been pretending to be for the last two centuries. In fact, they’re actually the complete diametric OPPOSITE. Don’t believe me? Then prove it to yourself by keeping score of how many times democrats LIE. They don’t even need to bother opening their mouths to LIE, they simply need only to THINK in order to LIE.

Which brings us to where we are now with the shutdown. You’d think by now they would have wised up after that righteous ass beating they got last November. Butt NO! You think they would have by now taken a clue when America and Americans issued a resounding NO to all of their harebrained, bullshit ideas about eliminating atmospheric carbon by spending ourselves into bankruptcy, supporting endless wars in east European backwater shitholes, weaponizing the Federal Government against anyone in the opposition who refuses to lick their dirty commie asses, or adroitly surrender to any host of their other cognitively dissonant claims that slavery is actually freedom, debt is wealth, war is peace or women  have penises. In all of their arrogance and stupidity, the Donkee Hive Mind still thinks it’s 2022 and King Joe is sitting on the throne in a diaper, taking lids and eating ice cream. They continue denying at their own peril the country and World have already moved on without them. They are relics living on borrowed time who lack sufficient insight to know as much.

That works for me because I get off watching them bleed out a little more with each passing day. They just continue to sink in their own quicksand. A big part of the problem is that they’ve enjoyed getting everything and having everything go their way for too long that their tiny little Donkee minds just can’t fathom the prospect all their lies, thievery and criminal machinations just aren’t cutting it for them anymore. If there’s anything they absolutely can’t tolerate, it’s losing their power and not always having their way. And if there’s one thing which absolutely delights yours truly, it’s watching these sorry sacks of shit fade into obscurity. In know, some may say, “Butt General, it’s foolish to ever count the Democraps completely out. They’ll be back.” OK, then riddle me this. HOW? Please show your work with your answer, if that’s possible because I don’t think it is. I won’t assume just because we’ve always had to suffer with democrats in the past, that means it can’t be different moving forward.

We don’t need to eliminate the Demmykrap Party entirely; just give it enough time and space to die by its own hand, which it seems to be accomplishing now in spectacular fashion. Barely ten months into Trump’s second term and already two million future, forever Donkee, entitlement voters have already picked up and gone back to their toilets. Sure, there are still plenty more to go, but that $80 billion appropriated for ICE in last summer’s Big Beautiful Bill is just starting to kick in. I think the stride of the exodus will only ramp up into a Big, Beautiful momentum. Bring on the quickening! Go home, you blood sucking turd bags, we don’t want you here. Go home and make your own countries great again. It’s not our responsibility to fed you and wipe your asses.

Sorry Kids, but I see NO way possible forward for the democrats to ever recover their previous clout or glory. They are COOKED! Sure, they will continue to be HUGE pains in our ass by bitching, screaming and obstructing at every chance they get, but it’s precisely that kind of behavior which will finally do them in. That’s what happens to a political crime syndicate once it’s finally revealed as a fraud. There’s NO future for a group of sociopathic, marxist abusers incapable of putting forth ANY constructive ideas which improve the quality of life for anyone, except of course themselves. 

What we are witnessing now is no less than the Rats in the final stage of their political death cycle; in desperation out of no longer being able to control the outcomes to their benefit or advantage. They’ll eventually turn the gun upon themselves. WATCH. How else did they so magnificently manage to fuck themselves over with the shutdown? HA! When I listen to them cry and piss themselves, they think real Americans are going to punish Trump and blame the Right for closing down the Government. Somehow, we will come clamoring back to them on our knees. They are deluded into thinking Americans can’t live without their big government. THEY are the ones who can’t live without big government, not us. For the record, the fucking government can stay closed as long as possible for all I care. In fact, the longer the better or at least until 90% of it’s been eliminated. Holy fuck! Imagine if the government was put back into its box; reduced to a mere fraction of its current size and managed within constitutional limits only for the purposes it was originally intended. While we’re at it, let’s imagine NO more Federal Reserve, IRS, income or property taxes. It’s not completely impractical to consider funding a much smaller government through tariffs. You know, the way this country operated before the filthy progressives started their grand social “experiment.” 

As far as I’m concerned, the verdict is in and their experiment has failed miserably. Like I said, we seem to have turned the corner and America is moving on. You know it, I know it and THEY know it. Hence all their noise and distraction which keep ratcheting up in desperation as they continue shrinking in power and influence. Having forsaken and destroyed forever the majority of public trust because of blatant dishonesty, immorality, arrogance and stupidity, the Democrats continue to diminish in relevancy before our very eyes. Pray they never escape from the web of their own making. Pray they never regroup, rebrand or recover themselves. Thankfully, that prospect grows more remote as they continue doubling down on doubling down on doubling down on…you get the picture. When you’re just so stinking SOLID in the conviction you’re always correct about everything because you already know it all, then it becomes impossible to ever correct away off the path to Hell. I guess some folks would just prefer to self destruct before ever admitting they are wrong. I don’t know, but I think that’s a mistake our side won’t ever have to worry about making.

My prediction for this coming week: the Shutdown will continue on despite more attempts by the Senate to throw the Donks a lifeline with yet another “emergency vote.” (There’s already bed SIX of them) I hope the Democrats remain resolute in their arrogant stupidity long enough to continue bleeding out their asses. Fucking RINOs better NOT agree to the $1.5 trillion spending ransom in order to get this corrupt Government open again! I want to enjoy watching the democrats and the government continue to shrink; especially since the Rats only have one card left to play: political violence. That’ll prove to be the last hill they die on. Once they declare war on the rest of the country because we no longer automatically bend over for their demands, they’ll succeed in finally alienating any moderates or independents in their base who have, for whatever reason, continued to hang on. All they’ll have remaining are the inner core of their most extreme, radical, hard boiled marxist freaks. Like everything else they’ve already attempted, the violence will also explode in their faces. You think they would have learned their lesson from everything that happened after they murdered Charlie Kirk. 

Continue to sleep with one eye open and an ear to the ground. We’re passing through the eye of the needle now. Expect the chaos to increase until it finally gets to the point where it no longer has enough energy to sustain itself. Nothing lasts forever and the way out is the way through, As a nation, this isn’t our first rodeo. Step back and maintain a safe distance while these klowns destroy themselves. Don’t be fooled and don’t get sucked into their death spiral. Stay anchored in Faith, just as the Founders did. The smaller they get, the more noise they’re going to make. At least until they reach that point where they no longer support enough in numbers or political clout to maintain all the drama. And what a wonderful day it will be when I no longer have to hear or listen to any more of their bullshit. On that incredible day, there will finally be peace in the valley; the dawn of very first day of the new Golden Age Of America. Deus Vult! ✪

At ease,

General Mossberg