HURRICANE KARMA
HURRICANE KARMA
âȘ Greetings and a BIG Saturday Night salute to all of my fellow Americanist Patriots out there. PRAYERS for all of our fellow Americans in Northern Florida, Georgia, Tennessee and North Carolina who are still suffering the loss of their homes, businesses, family, friends and their way of life in the catastrophic wake of Hurricane Helene. NO thanks to this WORTHLESS, CRIMINAL Government which actually revels in JOY for the suffering of salt of the Earth people who inhabit Heartland America. Hang on to your hats, Kids! Because this weekâs edition of Double Barrel is going to blow you away!Â
After this last week, the only thing I have to say to the criminal Left is âkeep it up, assholes!â The number of people who despise you multiplies exponentially each day with every new insult you pile on us, each new callous disregard for performing the most basic, remedial âdutiesâ of your âoffice.â Itâs one thing to continue tripping over your dicks and falling face first down into a huge pile of your own shit: quite ANOTHER to LIE to our faces and play STUPID by pretending to be incompetent when everybody knows you are just plain EVIL and really couldnât care less for anything or anybody except yourselves. Prove me wrong! As if the level of public resentment and anger now building and simmering beneath the surface werenât already dangerous enough, you bastards just canât seem to help yourselves because you just keep racking it up, day after day.
I havenât completely figured out which it is yet; that you communists are so confident in your complete lock on the system that you feel bulletproof and invincible to continue on with your daily assaults on this great nation and the citizenry loyal to her cause; or, itâs all some gigantic nonsensical DONKEEKLUSTERFUCK of manic, reactionary desperation because you have all finally outed yourselves as the treacherous, dark, villainous, thieving, lying, warmongering, racist, kiddie fucking, criminal traitorous SCUM you really are and are cranking up the crazy chaos dial all the way as you shit yourselves going into the election because nothing else you have thrown at the wall yet has sealed the deal and you know your day of reckoning is almost here. You know itâs OVER.
WHICH IS IT? You better fucking hope and pray for your own miserable and pathetic sakes it is the FORMER, although I strongly sense it to be the LATTER. I guess we are getting ready to find out soon enough, arenât we? Perhaps if you all hadnât been so fixated on digging up Karl Marx and bringing him back to life by boning him in the ass, you wouldnât now be finding yourselves in such a delicate âsituation.â And donât you DARE point fingers and blame us for this shitshow when it is YOU who will reap what you have sown to the wild winds. You alone have created this Hurricane Karma!Â
You pinheaded, pompous, nihilistic, marxist mutant freaks have been so busy attending to the work of your Father, the evil Lord Of Darkness, on Earth that you have failed to notice the ominous clouds of misery and discontent building up everywhere all around you. Congratulations, you are about to become victims of your own success. No worries, because we all know how much you LOVE âvictims.â We know, youâve been too busy shopping for $70K gold neck chains and $770 Hermes belts so you can rest easily confident you look your most powerful, condescending, arrogant and out of touch best as possible whenever you jet set into the next disaster zone for your 15 minute campaign photo op. Yeah, we KNOW. You thought your good times would last forever, didnât you? That this hollow, vapid celebration of your unchecked pathological narcissistic indulgence, this great social experiment you have been performing on us as your undeserving and unwilling guinea pigs couldn’t last forever; because in your world, you believe there is NO god you must ever answer to and you canât ever seem to think or plan any farther ahead than how you are going to find your next cheap thrill or anal orgasm.
You just canât imagine the endless streams of misappropriated, stolen money you squander ever drying up; your flamboyant designer shopping sprees coming to an end, a weekend without getting your rocks off at some exclusive Georgetown kiddieswapping, pizza party, or smooching ass with the rest of your smug, spirit cooking, Bohemian Grove, glitterati aristocracy pals who went to Hahvahd to constantly distract you from that enormous empty, black hole at the center of your soul by filling it up with thrilling sins and âthingsâ which constantly assure you that there is something oh so remarkably âspecialâ about yourself which makes you better than the rest of us âheathensâ and all of this is somehow âOK.â Sux to be you! If all else fails, you can lock yourself in your snazzy one bedroom, five bathroom, 650 square foot, $1.7 million snazzy exclusive Georgetown condo and hunker down to ride out the storm which is the end of your world as you know it by going out with a BANG, buttplowing your inflatable Zoolansky love doll, blasted out of your skull on a week long bender with an eight ball of official, government issued, special reserve, official Hunter Happy Dust (TM). Hey, butt who am I to judge?Â
Donât worry about the rest of us lowly, inbred, banjo people forced to live outside of Capital City because we are gonna be just fine. We know these fucking Hunger Games of yours will be coming to an end, soon. Weâve waited it all out for this long, we can wait it out for a little longer. As a guy who shops at the Menâs Wearhouse, âI guarantee it!â Thatâs because WE are the REAL Americans who have already been living thru every fucking storm you have thrown at us over the last four years and have still ENDURED. The BLOOD of the Founding Fathers, westward pioneers, the people who built the railroads, freeways, skyscrapers and walked on the Moon beats in our hearts. The blood of every patriot warrior who sacrificed, suffered and laid down their life for freedom and their fellow countrymen still flows thru our veins to power and guide our minds and hands. While the piss of Marx and Lenin flows in yours. NO COMPARISON! NO CONTEST! Thanks to you and your Elite Clown Klass, we now know the score. Thanks to you and your constant abuse weâve grown especially self sufficient and resilient. Your abuse has only steeled our resolve! Thanks you you, storms no longer bother or affect us. WE HAVE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO THEM!
So I assure you, Hurricane Karma will be a no brainer for us; easy peasy, a walk in the park, a piece of cake. However, I highly suggest and strongly recommend you Donkees tie your shit down real tight and huddle together in the barn where you can shudder and piss yourselves whenever this thing finally makes landfall. Iâm predicting that should be sometime between November 5th and January 20th; and NO, itâs not gonna matter which way the election swings or if you slugs kidnap and steal it. Weâre beyond all of that now. Cat TEN incoming! Pro tip: this is the BIG ONE and nothing can stop it! I would cry so many little Greta tears if you were all accidentally buried in a horrific mudslide, drowned, or you lost everything you have already stolen. Weâd hate to have to close down the roads and all avenues of possible rescue to show you who has the bigger dicks. You know, for everyoneâs âsafety.â You know, just like you clusterfuck serial murderers are doing to the good people of Appalachia right now. Butt I would still offer a prayer up to holy Saint George Floyd asking him for a miracle to save you because thatâs the kind of white guy I am. Â
Itâs officially Fall now, the same way itâs been Fall since forever; right along with Winter, Spring and Summer. Thatâs because these seasonal changes that have been occurring for only a few million years; much longer than the hysterical panty spotting, Leftard, gaslighting about climate change. Oh geez, here we go again. Another seasonal storm because of climate change. Heat in the summer and snow in the winter, I say Muffy, it must once again be that frightfully horrid climate change! Forest fires! Itâs climate change! Hamas attacks Israel. Itâs climate change! The General has gas after Mexican food. Itâs all because of climate change! Why the only answer is perfectly clear. Immediate depopulation and the abolition of all individual freedoms, prosperity and private property at the hands of a universal, technologically enforced, one world communist government oligarchy. Shit! Why didnât I think of that? And since I am now asking the really tough questions, why is it, try as I may not, I just canât seem to live my life in constant fear while agonizing in perpetual worry over some horseshit idea I refuse to accept as truth? That in spite of the Herculean efforts by the enlightened woke prog philistine climate priests on the Left among us who continually pump this nonsense garbage for a bigger payday for themselves at our expense. I wonât mention any names, but if I did, John âYank-Us CONâ Kerry would probably be the first. I wonder how many Diddy Freak Offs John may have attended. Yeah, I guess it was climate change which froze George Washington and his troops at Valley Forge; more than a hundred years before the invention of the internal combustion engine. These communist idiots are welcome to call the seasons or the weather whatever they want; to me itâs just Fall.
It only took Joe FIVE days to make the trek to North Carolina for a photo op presser to pimp himself and his stupid Rat Party at the expense of the suffering of all the poor folks really hurting now in that area. And the only reason he did it was to not be upstaged by Trump, but Joe is ALWAYS been upstaged by Trump. Wouldnât you know it, but speaking of climate change, Joe took the opportunity in his superlative honesty and intelligence to remind us that all the misery caused by Hurricane Helene was because of people like us who are âidiotsâ because we still deny the âscienceâ of climate change. Gee Joe, that really hurt. And here I thought we were pals and you were the greatest US President evah. The death of all my dreams is so hard to take, Joe.
Joe also went on during his entire 15 minute photo op there to reassure everyone in the region suffering that âhe hears youâ and heâs âgot your back.â Uh HUH. Well fuck me, that just makes everything immediately all better, now doesnât it? Finally, he reassured the hurricane victims that the full weight of the Federal Government has been mobilized and deployed to provide rescue, help and support. This despite numerous reports on the ground that there was almost NO federal assistance available in the area. In fact, the only Feds to be found were going out of their way to close roads, confiscate private support donations and threaten to arrest any private truckers or helicopter pilots who dare to take an initiative to help others and âchallenge the author-a-tay of the Federal Government!â Our equally worthless, MIA buttplug of a Secretary of Transportation finally emerged after FOUR days to announce the airspace over the effected areas were officially closed because they donât want anyone flying drones in there to document and publicize the actual extent of the damages. In other words, the fucking Government is more concerned about controlling the narrative and optics of the disaster for their advantage than they are about saving and helping stricken Americans. The last we heard from Secretary Buttjuice is that he issued a completely contradictory statement claiming there has been NO restriction of airspace less than a day after he issued a formal statement announcing there was. I swear, these idiots canât find their own asses in the middle of the day with both hands and a flashlight. Itâs been going on three days since we last hear a squeak out of him. Perhaps heâs gone back to gay milking his husband.Â
Not to be outdone, VP Williesucker also flew into the disaster zone in North Carolina for her own propaganda campaign photo op. My she looked absolutely smashing wearing that ni66a rich $70K gold bling neck chain. It was like she was on the fucking red carpet at the Oscars. Just exactly what is needed now to comfort and reassure the people who havenât eaten in two days; or have spent the entire week sleeping outside in their only change of clothes. Not taking anything away from those poor folks who lost their families, homes, businesses and everything they owned, but it fucking breaks my heart to see them so cut off and helpless while the Federal Emergency Management Agency pretty much ignores them because Joe and the Rats have pretty much transformed that agency into a national Welcome Wagon for their pet imported demographic of illegal aliens. Meanwhile, FEMA and the government is doing everything in their power to hinder rescue efforts. From grounding private helicopters who could easily pluck stranded and trapped people off of rooftops to blocking & confiscating truckloads of relief supplies. However, her highness Kamala did offer a one time $750 buy out for those who applied ONLINE. I donât need to tell you the application process is arduous and overloaded with more bullshit government hoop jumping. In other words, itâs virtually impossible to qualify for their stupid, stinking $750 pay off. Fucking BILLIONS for Ukraine and every other corrupt shit hole in the World, but NOTHING for real Americans in need. Meanwhile, a fleet of dozens or military rescue choppers remain on standby less than two hours away because they have orders for overseas. Americans in real need hanging on by a thread are completely ignored. Besides, WHO has an internet connection in a natural disaster zone? Our government at its best! Iâm telling you commie rats, Hurricane Karma is coming and sheâs gonna be BAD NEWS for you.
Of course, lots of other whack crap went down all over the world last week. Too much to cover here in only this one edition of Double Barrel. Not a problem, there will still be plenty left for next week and the week after and the week after⊠Briefly, the huge Iranian Missile attack on Israel, the latest sexual assault accusations & scandal against our esteemed âsecond gentleman.â Hey, what else should we expect from the sexist man alive now?
Anyway, Iâve railed on long enough about this last weekâs events; particularly the ongoing callous disregard for human life our worthless Government has yet once again demonstrated with their abysmal response to the devastation of Hurricane Helene. Well, if there was anyone still sitting on the fence making excuses for Joe, Kamala, Mayorkas or any one of the other wastes of skin members of the Insane Donkee Klown Party, it should now be abundantly clear where their loyalties lie or donât lie. I swear, if anyone is still an âindependentâ at this moment in history, they need to have their retarded asses seriously beaten.
Keep you ears to the ground and your eyes to the sky, fellow Patriots. That roaring rumble your near and feel in the distance is Hurricane Karma inevitably headed our way to wash and wipe all the scum and fungus from the surface of the Earth. A force of Nature completely of their own creation coming to reconcile an era of really bad history. Sorry Rats, but nothing lasts forever, except God, faith, love, the Truth & Light. Sadly all the things you hate and have abandoned in order that you might bow and worship at the altar of the image of yourselves as your own gods. We tried to warn you, but you didnât listen because you already know everything, right? Until next week my friends, stay strong, stay alert and stay American! âȘ
Fight, fight, fight!
General Mossberg
