SHUTDOWN CITY

SHUTDOWN CITY

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✪ Good Evening, New American Patriots! How’s your weekend going? Mine’s going just gangbusters, thank you! I’ve noticed the Sun just seems to shine a little brighter than usual on this Saturday; and there’s a new spring in my step I haven’t noticed for quite some time. Yes indeed, the World & Life in general just seem better, don’t they? Yassam, it’s been a dippity do da kind of week. That’s because the Karl Marx fellating, red doper, diaper Donkee assholes are cornered and in the barrel for the foreseeable future with no clear way of saving themselves; and, if we play our cards right, we just might end up burying them in that barrel. Butt not before we completely crush them like the satanic insects they are.

What am I talking about? I’m talking about ALL of last week’s thrilling, exciting, action packed events. No wonder the Ratz are so unhappy. Because they’re completely FUCKED and they know it. Speak loudly and carry a big stick, then beat the crap out of the party of America haters & traitors. Trump isn’t just a bull in the China shop, he’s the a ball peen hammer wrecking ball in their deepest, darkest commie nightmares. Beware the Big Shutdown, BWAHHHAHHHAHHHAAA! Not just any shutdown, the MOTHER of all shutdowns!

For years, I have been prognosticating and predicting here that the Democraps would one day DIE by their own hands as the direct result of not only their insanity, ignorance & open disdain for God, America, freedom, the Rule Of Law & We The People. I’ve also been saying their unchecked hubris would eventually come back to bite them in the ass when they finally cross that bridge too far by overreaching. Dreams do come true, Sunshine! Stupid motherfuckers must be caught up in a time warp thinking it’s still 2022 and King Potato Stinkfinger is still on the throne; still wandering the lonely halls of the White House late at night with a full diaper crying, “Ashley, Ashley, who’s your daddy?”  The miserable miscreants are still huffing leftover fumes from the old happy days when our borders were wide open, their trucks were backed up to the front door of our Treasury Building and they were all giddy, gloating, high fiving and jacking each other off over the coup they were convinced they had just pulled off. However, in all the madness & excitement of their nonstop, frenzied poodle tug fest, they seriously misestimated our tenacity and resolve. They greatly miscalculated the consequences of pouring their gasoline onto our fire. Now they are burning for their crimes and sins. Anyway….

They believed the Happy Days were here to stay forever and would never end. And they let it all hang out to keep those good feels coming. They had the faggot flag flying all over our government buildings, not only here at home but around the world. Gender dysphoria was the new Davy Crockett cap; if you didn’t have it, then you weren’t in the Speshull Donkee Kool Kids Klub. They were ramming through one multi-trillion dollar looter bill after another, each given arcane names like the “Stopping Inflation Act” which bore absolutely resemblance whatsoever to whatever the bill was supposed to be about. They thought we could be easily fooled because of course, we must be even more stupid than they. They were flying sky high on the yet undiscovered and hidden USAID funding network they had set up for themselves. Hey, why ever bother with any pursuit of legitimate political authority or success whatsoever based on merit, integrity or doing anything which might actually improve the lives of anybody else but themselves; when instead, they could just STEAL and LAUNDER our money while in the process of simultaneously supporting and pushing every stinking, stupid and filthy communist idea in the book all over the world. SPIT!

Doze were da days, kiddies. We were buying our oil from Venezuela because somehow in the bizarre & mysterious workings of the donkee mind, we were never allowed to access or develop our own energy resources. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, climate change, net zero, EV mandates and the New Green Scam. Fuck me. Funny how when we were stuck back in the middle of all this quicksand, it felt like it would never end. I take that back, it really wasn’t “funny” at all. It was Hell & pure misery; malaise to the Nth degree as only the Ratshit Crime Syndicate knows how to dish out. Everyday it was a new insult, offense or outrage that just sucked all the life outta you. Pepperidge Farms remembers; more LOSING than we have ever known; while LYING in our faces at every turn. And then they would GLOAT.

They thought they had it all wrapped up forever, Except they didn’t because pride always goeth before the fall. I really hate to be the one to say “I told you so” butt, I TOLD YOU SO! Happy Workers Day, Unkle Karl! The view from my seat in the arena is really wonderful. Thumbs down! NO mercy! Because let’s not make the fatal error at this juncture in History by proving to be dumber than they. NO mercy shall be offered because they wish us all dead. If it hasn’t been enough to listen to them threatening us over the last few years, then you should now be thoroughly convinced after seeing what they did to Charlie Kirk. The Fat Lady is warming up in the wings and very soon it will all be over except for crying and shitting in their pants. 

Evil criminal syndicates disguised as long established political parties just don’t die overnight; and unfortunately, the Demmykraps are no exception; yet every day they look less and less like the face of the future of America than they did only one short year ago. Good times. In fact, they’ve fallen and can’t get up. The hits keep coming and they just can’t keep up. Oh no Loretta, the Department of Defense is now the Department of War again! Oh no, there go all my hopes and dreams about a one day Department of Peace! WAHHHH! Department of War? Why, that sounds almost pro-active an pre-emptive! I mean, what kind of message does that send to the world? I’ll tell you. I says don’t even THINK about fucking with us, because we’re back in the business of breaking shit and killing bad people, so you best be thinking good long and hard about doing anything to put yourselves on our shit list of BAD people. It means our warrior forces will no longer be subjected to white rage obsessions, rainbow rectum gazing, base drag shows or dressing up for cosplay puppy sex. 

There’s just too much delicious, sweet Donkee, butthurt, humble pie from last week to savor, but I’ll sure as Hell try my best. Let’s see, Pantyfa was designated as a domestic terrorist organization, multiple Supreme Court victory rulings in our favor which continued beating back all the disgusting lawfare. ICE sweeping more cities and taking out the trash. What was it they were always so fond of telling us? Oh yeah, elections have consequences! WINNING!

And then there is the SHUTDOWN; the icing on the cake, the cherry on top. To be honest, the Shutdown caught me completely off guard. It seems like one of those amazing gifted opportunities which suddenly condensed out of the political ether when a number of convoluting factors suddenly combined to manifest themselves. Hey, it’s not our side shutting down Gomorrah On the Potomac. Fuck no, we’re not going to continue funding Obamacare subsidies in order to keep giving FREE healthcare to illegally imported chilishitters and rabid diaper heads because unlike the democraps, we don’t need their votes. Can you believe the nerve and gall of these marxist dungworm cocksuckers? They’re demanding the gravy train for their corrupt NGOs to keep flowing. As usual, they’re trying once again to project and pin all their crap on us. However, this time it’s different. Oh no, more transgender Pakistani sex workers will be catching AIDS this year because the heartless, evil Republicans won’t fund abominable sex slavery in far away shitholes full of crazy people who hate our guts.

Instead, the Rats have chosen to play hard ball and hold America hostage (or so they think in their little pinheaded Rat brains) by withholding their support to deliver the supermajority necessary pass the continuing resolution. So much for all of that “reaching across the aisle in the spirit of bipartisan friendship” bullshit. Have you noticed how they always play nice and beg for “unity” when they’re completely screwed? Only this time, they’re too fooking stoopid to understand they no longer have the ability to run the table like they always could in the good ole days. The Federal Government runs out of money and is forced to shut down because there’s not enough “bipartisan” support? Moar, please! And this is somehow supposed to be yet another “crisis” or “outrage” of some sort? Fine by me! What am I missing here? I mean, what sort of downside is there to be found in any of this when what’s left of the remaining democrat political leverage is the very thing which checkmates them? For all I care, the worthless Federal Government can stay CLOSED down forever because about 90% of it is just pure BLOAT which only exists for the sole purpose of feeding off our blood and sweat in order to continue dominating us. Everyday that shitshow remains shuttered, more Americans open their eyes to truth we really don’t need these people as much as they’ve led us to believe

Despite the best efforts of the planted Mitch McConnell mini me, Senate Majority Leader Thune to toss the Donktards a safety rope in the form of two “emergency votes” to extract themselves from drowning in the pit full of their own shit, the usual and expected chicanery of the RINO’s really unpleasant habit of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory at the very last minute FAILED despite their damndest attempt to end the shutdown before it barely had the chance to start. A clear indication to me that nothing now is what it used to be, that business now is not the same old business as it always has been. That’s because the Donks have lost their game and I don’t see it ever coming back. Prove me wrong! They just can’t get it up anymore. Trump is the donkee dick killer from Hell.

Now I can empathize somewhat with the distress all the red assed, sexually confused, minor attracted, compassionate citizens of the World who want to destroy America even though they survive by sucking on her tits must be experiencing right now as they watch all their hopes for most glorious, people’s net carbon zero, guaranteed universal income, free healthcare and education utopia of having nothing, eating bugs and copulating with an imported muslim to make everything “fair” and “equal” evaporate in front of their eyes. Oh darn, a funny thing happened on the way to the future; they shot themselves in the junk and I’m afraid this time its terminal. Somewhere, Unkle Klausch must be crying baby Hitler tears because it’s starting to look like he won’t be able to live long enough to see his wet dreams of a dumbed down, subservient race of eunuch slaves come true. Ain’t that a real shame. To quote the great Vincent Furnier, “Welcome to my nightmare.”

Warp speed Scotty! And give it all you got! Let’s keep the Beltway whorehouse shut down for as long as possible. While we’re at it, let’s guillotine as many worthless, redundant, arrogant, fat assed Federal employees, I mean ”public servants” (Where are my manners?) as possible and shitcan them in a way they stay GONE, as in permanently! Embrace the suk, ratfucks because you’ve earned it and certainly deserve it. There’s LOTS more delicious pain headed your way this next week as you slide down the razor’s edge into the ammonia pool of political oblivion. Stand by, next up at bat later this month is the Supreme Court ruling on anchor baby citizenship and I hate to break it to you sad sacks of shit, but the way the worm has been turning lately, I don’t think even Johnnie Roberts, the Wise Latina or the Broadway hippy hoppity justice are gonna be enough to be able to save your socialist dream agenda of turning America into another Euro-pee-on, centrally planned & controlled failed entitlement state. Especially since more and more states are voting to redistrict and end all  the bullshit racial gerrymandering you frauds have been getting away with for decades.

These are dark days indeed for any tried and true donkee fan boi & gurl. Cheer up, because you can always leave America to move someplace new like North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela or Kanada where you can wake up each new day living your dream in a communist paradise. Or maybe convert to Islam and go join the rave in the UK and Europe, or move to “Palestine.” Whatever. 

Tomorrow is Sunday and as good a day as any to make a run for the store to lay in a fresh supply of popcorn and beer before all the fun before next week gets rolling. The forecast is only for more demmykrap schadenfreude. The MAGA train is 100 miles long, so it’s taken some huffing and puffing to get up to speed, but now we’re finally rolling and all the winning is approaching a critical mass of sorts. I know there is still much work yet to be done and the vampires of the Left are not going to go quietly OR peacefully into that long, dark night so stay alert and on your toes, because this shit could get really hinky before it finally settles down and smoothes out. We’re the house & holding a royal flush and all they got is a stinking pair of threes so of course, they’re going to bluff. Don’t be fooled and never trust a donkee, because they won’t hesitate to sell their granny’s soul to the Devil for one more crack nugget and a tranny blowjob. This has all been a really long time in the making & coming, so I don’t want to miss a single, wonderful second of it. Neither should you. Giddyup, America! Time to ride! ✪

At ease, as you were…

General Mossberg