Everybody Wants To Play President
Everybody Wants To Play President
âȘ Has anybody who claims to now be running for President actually done anything more than just sign up for the âyou can fleece suckers for donations and keep all the leftover money when you loseâ scheme? I mean, for fucks sake, it seems that so many idiots with absolutely zero qualifications or chances of winning are all jumping feet first into the 2024 campaign. Now, before I start bitching about this obvious free money scam, I just wanna say we need to pass a law that anyone who announces they are running for President more than six months out before the primaries should immediately be strapped into a chair and sealed in a storm drain lined with C-4, then detonated on live television pay per view. Proceeds could go towards their âcampaignâ because theyâd have almost the same chances of winning that way. Any alphabet news organization which wastes a single moment of my precious time gasping and gushing over anyone of these narcissistic, shit stuffed, bloated, Beltway suits and their delusions of grandeur about becoming the next King Of The Hill should be given the full Downtown Baltimore MacDonaldâs weâre all out of Ranch nugget dipping sauce treatment.Â
Have you noticed how itâs always the biggest losers and zeroes who always jump in the earliest and stay in the longest before dropping out? Thatâs so they can milk that donor and matching Federal campaign funds tit for every cent itâs worth! Come on, Man! WHO do these assholes really think they are fooling? Come on, Man! President Chris Christie? President Ed Markey? Sherrod Brown? Whatâs His Name Hurd? WHO? Yes America, once a resolute President Larry Hogan has settled into the White House, only then can our ship of State be righted! Do you notice how just reading such ridiculous nonsense makes your brain hurt inside your head? Who are these people trying to fool? Give me a fucking break! Please tell me they donât really believe they even have a chance. Iâd rather believe they are all selfish, money grubbing whores than fucking clueless idiots so severely detached from reality and pompously self absorbed by their own sense of importance that they think they have more than a snowballâs chance in hell of ever winning. However, who knows? If Joe did it. DUH! Like everything else in this country, the election process has been turned into another sick joke and public test of endurance. Donât believe me? Take a look at all of the stellar leadership it attracts!
Neocon chickenhawks, trust fund communists, power junkies, kiddie molesters, drug addicts, drunks, race hustlers, liars, adulterers, queers, thieves etc, etc. You get the picture. And in the very rare instance that somebody comes along who is a complete outsider, a NON politician; someone with actual vision, integrity and experience who canât be bought, then the body politic mobilizes every form of political anti-body it can muster to repel and destroy such a person. Anything or anyone who stands to upset their apple cart or stop the gravy train is classified by the system as a threat which must be neutralized and eliminated. Ainât âdemocracyâ the shit?
You know what would be really funny? If there was actually a law requiring all presidential candidates to spend ONLY their own money to campaign, do you realize that NONE of these grifting, two-faced worms would have any interest in becoming president? More than anyone else in the country, these card carrying members of the DC Speshull Kids Klub have more fucking money than they will ever know how to spend, yet they put the touch on all the rest of us commoners scratching in the dirt to stay alive while living through the shitstorm of misery THEIR selfishness & stupidity have created. And you & I are expected to pay up and fund them for MORE of the same? FUCK THAT! Spend your own damned money on yourselves, bloodsucking bastards! Fuck them all. Iâm sick and tired to death of the 24/7 continuous non stop campaign media beatdown which now starts in excess of TWO years ahead of the actual election. I swear, theyâve stretched this out and pumped it up so much itâs now itâs own little cottage industry populated by expired, canned ham, talking heads with their whiteboards all filling up the seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months and yes, fucking YEARS with nothing but their plausible inplausibility of endless âwhat ifâ conjecture & scenarios. What other country or culture subjects their unfortunate citizens to such an arduous, complex and completely unnecessary exercise of endurance in order to elect some guy who is willing to spend three billion dollars for a job that only pays $400K a year? Excuse my dumb hillbilly flyover ass, but something here really stinks and doesnât add up.
Weâre still almost over a year and a half out until Selection Day & more useless putzes weâve never even heard of until now keep showing up to sell us on how they can magically fix every fucking problem theyâve been directly involved in creating during the last twenty years! Really? How come we almost never hear anything from them about HOW they plan to do that? What we usually get instead are talking point word salads, hollow platitudes and tired, worn out slogans. If you pay attention, youâll notice that Howard Taft was pretty much pedaling that same brand of soap! Who are these stupid idiots and WHO is setting them up for all of this? Aside from the obvious money angle which attracts these grifters like a fresh shit pile attracts flies, there is the obligatory demonstration of loyalty demanded by the Party. And just so we donât misunderstand one another here, Iâm not talking exclusively about the Rat Party. The checkered polyester pants, country klub Booshie bois and gurls play the same fucked up game. Once you âloseâ and pocket a few leftover campaign millions by recycling it thru a donation to your own private foundation charity, you can graciously bow out by throwing your support behind who ever is the front running, top dog at the show. Hopefully, once theyâre finally in power, theyâll return the favor by throwing you a kush ambassadorship in some exotic country where there are lots of young kids to sniff. Thatâs how the secret special Klub works! They keep all the perks to themselves. NO commoners allowed! Shit, after 2020, our votes donât even count. So we get stuck with this motley collection of incompetent, dishonest, self serving klass of political parasites pedaling empty promises. Youâd think by now the vast majority of Americans would be wise enough to all of this dysfunctional political theater and opt instead for supporting real conservative patriots for public office; however, the system is purposely designed and set up to screen and discourage any participation by such candidates. This is precisely why we need a third political party of our own. When you think about it, itâs really the only way moving forward where we have a chance to restore our involvement in whatever is left of government. Itâs the only way forward to resurrect and restore the American body politic.Â
If we had a free media which wasnât controlled by the present marxist state they could at least start holding some of these phonies accountable for all of their rhetoric and empty promises. The country can no longer afford the luxury of kicking the can down the road. If we are to survive as a nation and avoid degrading down into some fourth world toilet, we need serious solutions for specific problems NOW. Exactly HOW can we regain energy independence, deport 50 million illegal interlopers, stop and turn back the record surge of crime, remedy homelessness, stop the flood of drugs, repatriate manufacturing and good jobs, revitalize our military and on and on and on. Do you hear anyone running for President today addressing such issues? Not really. I suggest we ask every low rent opportunistic candidate âwhatâs youâre idea for fixing this and what specifically will you do?â Make them show their work before they get the job! If they canât or wonât answer such questions, push their worthless asses out of the race! ENOUGH of this talking out of both sides of their mouth bullshit in order to be everything to everybody when in fact all they are offering is nothing to nobody; going thru the motions of saying whatever they think they need to say in order to suck up more votes, money & influence. The rest of us and the country be damned! Itâs their own political careers the majority of these dishonest bastards are most concerned about instead of the security and welfare of the country!Â
Why allow billionaires and corporations to muddle and corrupt the entire process with all of their dirty money? Why allow them to play God by giving billions to a particular candidate? How about instead not giving a single fucking cent to anybody and let them run exclusively on their own merit? Thatâs the only way to attract authentic candidates back into the process instead of packing the system with special interest flunkies, bought and paid for whores who are obligated to deliver the goods for the big money who put them in power. How is it any mystery why we no longer have a government which represents the will of the people instead of the objectives of the highest bidders? How is it any mystery why everything is so fucked up after drifting so far from the Foundersâ original design and intent? Because itâs now a government Of The Money, By The Money and For The Money instead of We The People. And it’s already been that way for decades. How do we start to fix and unfuck any of this or is it already too late and too far gone? How about jail time for candidates who promise one thing specifically to get elected and then turnaround and betray their constituency by doing the exact opposite once theyâre in office? How about tying the fortunes of the Political Klass directly to the results of their ability or inability to deliver what they promise? We can start by holding their feet to the fire and telling them they will lose a yearsâs pay for each and every year they fail to produce and meet a balanced budget. WHY should the rest of us always be the only ones to suffer when itâs they who are actually running the show? I guarantee you if we could ever implement such a requirement, it would immediately flush all of the garbage and dead wood out of the system. How about NO more bullshit, underhanded, money stealing games like earmarks and conditions of contingency? No more riders or bill packing! Stand alone bills which address the budgetary concerns of specific national projects and functions and nothing else. No slipping in $57 million worth of pork spending for studies of homosexual goldfish on cocaine into the defense appropriations spending bill. We shouldnât be forced to buy coke for queer goldfish as a condition of having a well equipped military. Do our enemies such as China, Iran & North Korea play these fucking stupid games with themselves like this? Not enough time they claim? I say fuck you! When youâre elected to manage the affairs of the country you need to stay engaged long enough until important shit gets done. Thatâs your job! If you canât get important shit done, then donât seek office! Itâs a fucking job, not a lifelong luxurious vacation which never ends. I know Iâm getting carried away here but how many of the players in Government Inc. do you hear stating the obvious? NONE! They don’t want to talk about it!
While weâre on the subject of stating the obvious, itâs abundantly obvious to all but those who are the most deeply buried in denial that the Republican Party in its current form really doesnât seem to give a shit about winning presidential elections! Why is that you may ask? Because the previous historical dymancic of a bicameral political system in America now only exists in fantasy and pretense. While each side of the coin may have a different name it is none the less still the same coin and it is NOT at all by chance that I happen to select a COIN as the metaphor to make my point! The labels of âDemocrat â and âRepublicanâ only serve to describe the head and ass of the same Beast. If there was only ONE thing we should of learned after the 2020 STEAL, itâs that the country is really under the single party rule of the Uniparty. The DNC and RNC are only misnomers designed to preserve some sort of antiquated illusion that We The People still have some sort of involvement in being able to chose who best serves our interests. What a stinking huge pantload especially when you can see clear as day with your own eyes how complicit both âpartiesâ are in having absolutely any interest in anything which directly benefits America or Americans. ONLY themselves! How they go out of their way everyday to steal our wealth and destroy our freedoms while never having to suffer the misery of experiencing the results of their own stupidity. What we get is an endlessly looping game of bad donkee, good elephant and the complete opposite whenever it best serves their interests. So what point is there really to voting or lections in general when the Uniparty owns all three branches of Government and is going to do whatever the fuck they want regardless of the Constitution or The Rule Of Law? Iâm telling you, DC truly is Mordor on the Potomac. Itâs the fucking sewer from which every kind of disease affecting the county springs. Deep State uber alles! The grifting fucks who all gorge themselves at the public trough. The unelected who write policy and regulations without culpability. The activist judges who legislate from the bench to push agenda at the cost of true justice. The various intelligence agencies and their strong arm branches of law enforcement goons who arrest political opponents and throw them in prison while Congress provides lip service to cover. They organize committees. They conduct âinvestigationsâ and âhearings.â They issue subpoenas! They hold press conferences! They huff and puff in front of the cameras and act all big bad ass and then? In the most rare of instances, perhaps the censure of one of their own. OMG, Not censure! How fucking cruel and heartless! Worse than death itself! Only an informal DOJ hand slapping is worse! However, in the end when the day is done and all is said and one, NOTHING. Not a fucking thing ever changes or improves. The wheels of The Machine continue to grind out the Deep Stateâs business. The business of the Deep State is corruption, treason, sedition and self enrichment by thievery. And currently, business is good! The icing on this gigantic shit cake is the double standard justice system which hides their manifold crimes and protects all of them. If you are a favored member of the ruling class or a designated protected class, you can do anything you want to anyone you want whenever you want and you will suffer no consequences for it. If you are President Trump and declassify your own documents before you leave office, you could go to prison for the rest of your life. However, if you happen to be Joe Biden and there is circumstantial video, audio and text evidence which documents you accepting illegal bribes from hostile nation states in the millions of dollars, NO BIG DEAL!Â
As I sit here each week watching the Klown Show, I kinda do a slow burn knowing thereâs little I alone can do alone to put a stop to any of this bullshit. I guess the least I can do this time around is not allow myself to become emotionally swept away by the pro sports marketing of the coming 2024 election cycle. Why bother when the FUX Decision Desk will call it before the polls close. And a lowly mere mortal such as myself certainly has no control over bursting water pipes or clogged toilets wherever it is where they are not going to count my vote anyway. Sorry, but I just canât see how any of this deserves so much hype and excitement. Start talking about real election and voter fraud reform and maybe Iâll start becoming interested in the process again. You know, a ONE DAY election with voter ID, paper ballots verified by signature and purple finger dye. Sometimes Old School is still the best way. Iâll get involved again when and once somebody demonstrates that my involvement actually means something. You know the way it was originally intended. Hey, if shit needs to blow up to the sky before any of that can happen again, then so be it. Once it all collapses, letâs rebuild it without the Left. After the horrible way they have behaved, they really donât deserve any voice in a new America. If we only did that, weâd be doing them a tremendously big favor by letting them off so easy. Still, something tells me they would never be happy with that. Ok, we can either do things the easy way or the hard way. Their call Regardless of whatever our future holds, the task of reconstruction will fall on patriots because there is nobody else with enough honesty or determination to carry it out. Perhaps weâll create a new Uniparty; an America First Uniparty dedicated exclusively making America great again once the cancer has all been finally removed, Ok, time for me to go until next week. The dogs have a possum cornered in the back yard and I gotta go separate them. Stay well and Iâll be back to bitch about more next week. Promise! âȘ
For God and Country,
General Mossberg
