Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
âȘ Hey everyone! I was actually surprised when Dian told me this week would be our 100th installment of Double Barrel since we started this together almost two years ago. How time sure does fly when weâre having fun, huh? Itâs actually been one Hell of wild ride and I hope my weekly rants & raves have somehow helped to at least make this shit show a little more bearable and amusing. I know it certainly has for me, thank you. I find I am in really fantastic company here: itâs such a pleasure to be a part of a community with so many intelligent & phenomenal posters. Where else can you read President Booferâs superbly researched monthly FLAT OUT feature along with our very own Deplorable Adorable Navy Gal, who serves up a weekly helping of Word Salad & daily birthday notices to keep us sharp? Then thereâs all the rest of us who add value to help make this place special. The fellowship of like minded individuals who share common values and viewpoints is a great way for all of us to let off a little steam.
I enjoy making people both laugh & think: but my biggest joy from all of this is being able to think, write and say something most of you are probably already thinking. The opportunity to give everybody a chance to read something and have you all say, âYeah, what he said.â I know at times my language can be colorful, but I also like to think Iâm helping others avoid the use of that kind of language by doing it for them, haha. Most of all, I like writing for your enjoyment every Saturday night because it gives me an outlet to bitch in public about the fucking hot mess we currently find ourselves in. Itâs my weekly ritual & therapy for mitigating some of the pressure which naturally builds up in the presence of so much corruption & stupidity. I understand there may be times when itâs difficult to find optimism in specific situations, but thatâs when it also makes all the difference as Patriots to know that weâre never alone. We can always come here to find one another.Â
This 100th edition anniversary represents a sort of milestone of endurance, discipline & tenacity for me. In spite of all the crazy shit thatâs come down the road over the last two years, weâre still here & weathering the storm; and pretty much thinking the same thoughts along the same lines. Iâll continue to do these weekly installments for as long as youâre willing to read them. Thank you all for your support over the last 100 weeks and for making Double Barrel possible. I sincerely hope one day, weâll all celebrate a new beginning as a nation; preferably sooner than later and bereft of all the mentally ill & diseased individuals who now infect it. They say hindsight is always 20/20, so for the sake of keeping up on our toes, letâs take a quick look back at three events which have deeply impacted America during these last two years of Double Barrel.
The Chink Bat Flu Scamdemic: What is left to say about this authoritarian wet dream which hasnât already been said? It was almost two years ago to this day when we were told we had to shut everything down & stay at home for only 15 days to save the World. Remember? Only fifteen days to flatten that curve. What a load of horse shit! We all know what happened next. Fast forward two years later and weâre still stuck in this quicksand. What we didnât completely see or know at the time was how this scam had already been in the works for years by many calculated, sinister influences among us. We also didnât know the full extent of the deception and manipulation which was involved in pulling off this âcrime of the centuryâ and how it would shatter what little trust we had remaining in our health care system and institutions. Back then, we didnât see how all of the pieces fit together in this coordinated effort to perpetuate this BIG LIE upon everyone on Earth under the fucking excuse of âprotecting public health.â It also didnât become clearer until later, how a bunch of greedy, selfish, narcissistic psychopaths and self serving corporations plotted with our bastard Government to get filthy rich at the expense of our freedoms and prosperity. From the very beginning, the entire thing was a complete and total fucking train wreck; and, I think itâs pretty safe to say, they LIED just about everything and still are. That is, when they werenât busy destroying jobs and businesses or murdering the most vulnerable people who canât really fend for themselves. Perhaps to a certain extent, everybody was originally caught off guard because it was almost too hard to comprehend how the government could ever fuck over everyone and everything as much as they did, but here we are. Now we know better.
During the scamdemic, we also saw the rise of numerous government officials mostly in blue Rat states and cities who all got woodies by abusing the powers of their office. This scam brought out both the best and worst in people. Unfortunately, most of the shit they pulled off they got away with, while at the same time, succeeding to make the scamdemic even worse. Go figure. They awarded themselves special âemergency powersâ as an excuse to circumvent the normal checks and balances of traditional legislative process. More than once they were exposed as the frauds & criminals they are after eating in expensive restaurants without following any of the masking or distancing edicts they had imposed on the rest of us. Mandates and restrictions for thee, but not for me. They signed executive orders banning the use of certain successful drugs and treatments intentionally to favor their friends in Big Pharma, all the while reserving the use of those drugs and treatments for themselves and their families. Cuomo and several other state governors murdered tens of thousands of elderly by ordering infectious covid cases to be transferred to nursing homes for treatment. At this writing, NOT ONE of them have ever been held accountable or brought to justice for their crimes. In fact, most are still in office and now working for re-election. If I was someone who had a family member who died this way, Iâd be righteously pissed and seeking some sort of satisfaction.
Look, Iâm not saying there never was a virus. We all know there was and lots of people got really sick and/or died; but most of the people who died from covid were already in the high risk categories of old age or stricken with serious health issues. The statistics have proven out this virus and all of its fantasy variant incarnations are actually very survivable to most people in good health. What we had was probably more like a human bio-engineered version of a very bad flu bug. Then along came the vaccines; donât even get me started on the fucking vaccines which really arenât vaccines; but instead, are some strange genetic modification agents they insist on calling âvaccines.â Suffice it to say, if you havenât yet taken the jab, DONâT because most of the new covid deaths now being reported arenât from the virus itself, rather the result of taking the vaccine. It also may appear as if the entire covid ruse has lost its relevancy now in the face of newly created crises, but donât be fooled. The chink bat flu is still very much in play behind the scenes with World governments, the International Deep State and their corrupt corporate partners who will use it again in the future to advance their agenda of world domination and human slavery. We canât afford to let our guards down; nowâs not the time to get lazy or apathetic.
The 2020 Presidential Election: If I had to pick one event in the last two years which has led us as a nation into more danger, calamity and trouble, this would be it. Four years of relative peace, stability and prosperity under Trump hit the wall when the Rats along with their criminal cohorts in the fapdog Media stole Trumpâs second term and all of our futures along with it. I still want to fucking know WHO it was who gave the order for the states to stop counting at 3AM in the morning. Iâll never believe that a demented, career lifer, beltway government jackoff like Joe Biden who could barely draw 25 people in their cars to a Walmart parking lot defeated a man who routinely held rallies which attracted 30-50K. Never. Eighty one million votes my ass! Supposedly, 11 million more people turned out to vote for Joe than ever voted for Obama. The most popular presidential candidate in US history? Fuck me, I donât think so! We all know the Deep State conspired to install this Delaware turd in the White House so that they could continue looting the economy and deconstructing American society to pave the way for an authoritarian, marxist world government.
Have you noticed how this regime gets everything they do, completely WRONG? Thatâs by design, not chance. Not even Joe is this good at fucking things up with such a perfect record. You know he must have plenty of help behind the scenes from whomever is really running the Donkee show. Thatâs why they built a sound stage replica of the Oval Office where Joey Mumbles can star in his very own reality show and pretend to be the president. Thatâs also why Washington DC has pretty much remained a fenced off, fortified, security check pointed garrison since Inauguration Day in January 2021. Everything has pretty much been in a downward spiral ever since. What does it say when the majority of average Americans are locked out of their Capitol city by their own government? Itâs a distress signal that the country is in deep shit; in the grips of an illegal shadow government which gained control illegally through a soft coup. This is certainly not the government of âWe The People, by the People and for the Peopleâ as originally intended, but surely youâve already noticed that. Instead, itâs an ongoing, daily rolling disaster, Donkee Shit Show highlighting a pathetic comedy of errors by a cast of clueless criminal operatives working their damnedest to bring the world to the brink of Biblical prophecy fulfillment. Just imagine how totally different all of our lives would be now if these thieveing motherfuckers hadnât stolen the election. To be honest, the integrity of the American electoral process has probably been corrupt and compromised for much longer than any of us may expect or care to admit. How else can you explain the second term of Barak Obama? Shit, for that matter, how do you explain the FIRST term of Barak Obama? I really have to go as far back as Reagan before I can find a decisive national election completely free of questions or controversy. Thanks Democrats! Because of all your hard work, many Americans for the first time now doubt whether their votes have any real purpose or value.
The Russia/Ukraine War: I really thought President Potatoâs irresponsible bungling of our withdrawal from Afghanistan took the cake for levels of historic stupidity and incompetence, but I was wrong. Thereâs still an opportunity in the Russia/Ukraine conflict for Joe to top his stellar leadership performance in Afghanistan.
Before this latest crisis completely plays out, thereâs the very real possibility for the first time ever, he may get the country nuked. Once again, âJoeâs Lawâ is in play here. Murphyâs Law says that if something can go wrong, it will. Joeâs Law says if something can be fucked up, it will. Iâm really not keeping score as to who supports whom in this war, as the whirlwind of intentional Media propaganda and misinformation have all but made it impossible for anyone to really know what the fuck is happening. What I am certain of is thereâs a tremendous amount of push and pressure towards conformity to see Putin and Russia as the enemies. And perhaps they are but try as I might to swallow that viewpoint, itâs really tough going when I see everyone I am otherwise diametrically opposed to in life imploring me to side with Ukraine. Who knows what the fuck is actually happening here? It does seem like an image of Ukraine as a Deep State, money laundering, illegal biolab engineering, human trafficking hub is slowly emerging. Then there is Zelenskyâs troubling past & association with Klaus Schwab of the World Economic Forum. In all fairness, Putin is also no angel because heâs got plenty of blood on his hands, too. I still need more informationâŠ
However, there are a couple things I can see clear as day. I have no doubts there is a warhawk contingency within our own government who really want a US war with Russia. A bunch of grifting snakes and dirty power brokers who directly profit from the wasteful blood money of endless American wars. I won’t mention names, but the Boosh family seems to enjoy these kinds of endeavors. A bunch of psychopaths who consider World War Three to be their next highly profitable investment opportunity. Iâm also certain beyond a shadow of doubt that this fucking war is NONE of our business and that we need to stay completely out of it. IMO, there are really NO American interests at stake here worth physically defending; and donât try and sell me that old pant load about it being our responsibility as the Worldâs policeman to defend âdemocracy.â The assholes in charge of this country and I have very different definitions of âdemocracy.â Iâm very sorry the Ukrainian people are caught up in and suffering through all of this, but thatâs still NO reason for us to spill one drop of American blood on Ukrainian soil.
I find it very difficult to side with or cheer on with any of the players when I see our embarrassing excuse of a government do stupid shit like sanction Russia while we continue to buy their oil; or cozying up to hostile foreign regimes like Venezuela and Iran who hate our guts in the hope theyâll pimp us some of their oil. Hey, isnât that like funding both sides of a war in order to keep it going? Rhetorical question. We already did this in Syria, so why not here? The outright asinine stupidity of such careless and irresponsible foreign policy decisions is only highlighted and emphasized by the fact we could be producing all of our own energy needs at home instead of wasting more tax payer dollars to fund other regimes who are openly hostile to us. But thatâs to fucking practical for the geniuses in our government who obviously know better. I know, I know, Iâm preaching to the choir; but if itâs as plain to the rest of us as the nose on our faces, then why the fuck are we still doing it?
Some of it may well be the stupidity of the Rats in general, but the bigger part of all this is the intentional generation of chaos, division and confusion. I think itâs really more about humiliating America and Americans into accepting a new and diminished status in the world; a way of punishing us all for our past successes as a country because as everyone knows, America is really a hateful, racist, fascist country which must be made to pay for all of the trouble it has created in the World. Whatever! This weekend, Joe is making the rounds in Europe, giving out billions in âhumanitarian aidâ while keeping a closer eye out to make certain all of his dirty family dealings in Ukraine never see the light of day. If we by some really bad stroke of misfortune find ourselves drawn into WWIII by these clowns, it will be to fight and die defending all of the Biden Family Crime Syndicateâs shitty little secrets in Ukraine. Meanwhile, please continue to enjoy $6 gas, 20-30% yearly inflation, skyrocketing record crime, drug use and suicide and a host of all other societal plagues we now struggle with because we have a government more concerned with solving problems in other countries instead of our own. I wish I had better news to share. It is what it is.
However, donât despair! Iâll be back here again next week to start my SECOND series of the NEXT 100 installments of Double Barrel. God willing and the creek doesnât rise, I hope youâll join me as I continue to appraise & lampoon the sorry state of affairs our illegal clown government has brought on the country. I continue to expect the best but am still preparing for the worst. I would sincerely suggest you do the same. Keep stacking, stocking and reloading. Donât be caught with your pants down if we really do get those food shortages theyâre promising; or, if you happen to wake up one morning only to discover the Dollar has suddenly shit the bed. These are very strange times and anything can happen. I canât emphasize it too many times; have a plan to protect and provide for your family. America’s Day of Reckoning is fast approaching. Thereâs NO way things can continue on indefinitely as they have been for the last two years. Keep the Faith and hold the line, itâs almost time for us to take our country back from these filthy communists. Thatâs a promise.âȘ
As you were,
General Mossberg
