Happy âInternational Gay Tranny Buttplug Appreciation Dayâ
Happy âInternational Gay Tranny Buttplug Appreciation Dayâ
âȘ A BIG holiday HELLO out there to all of you Americanists in TNA Land from the Mossberg household! I sincerely hope everybody here had a wonderful Thanksgiving! We certainly did, despite the other half of the country who probably spent the entire day torturing themselves with white guilt over the imperialistic, racist conquest and domination of the poor indigenous peeblze by those evil colonialists who invaded by sea. Or maybe they spent the day smoking weed bought with their monthly disability checks and celebrating the latest, phony, new contrived bogus holiday ordained by the marxist globalist insect people who are trying to destroy Western Civilization by forever âtransformingâ the country and world into the next Bug Planet. I dunno and I really fucking couldnât care less. You know, some new, stupid bullshit holiday weâve never heard of before until now because until now it never existed until some self loathing, hate filled, communist worm squirming somewhere in a government hidden shit pile just decided to pull it out of their ass this year. However, I digress. Some sort of stupid crap like âInternational Gay Tranny Buttplug Appreciation Day.â Thatâs right Kids, who needs outdated traditional holidays like Thanksgiving, Christmas or the Fourth of July when we can all start making those wonderful International Gay Tranny Buttplug Appreciation Day memories together now! Get with the program, or else! Drink Pepsi, be young! Invite all of your favorite six color haired, inked, fellow America hating, pinko commie transitioning komrade fags over to your corner at the commune to pass around the sacred festivus rainbow dildo while you all share your tiny thoughts together about the evils of capitalism, dangers of climate change, and the horrible inequity of systemic rassissism. Wahhhhh! Pass around that big holiday rainbow rubber dildo as you all share in the joys of mutual co-miseration. The bigger the better! Extra credit for anal instead of oral! Donât hold back, itâs time to celebrate! Hey, I hope Iâm not coming across as too cynicalâ NO, not at all, haha! Â
Of course, we all know the reason why the communist social engineers are trying to destroy all of our traditional holidays. Because they surmise that a populace disconnected and unanchored from their past can more easily be manipulated and moved around; directed into whatever agenda or fucking Hell these shitworms can devise to get off busting their tiny red donkee nuts over the prospect of ever more POWER and CONTROL. Itâs like George Orwell said, ‘there is no longer any past or future to measure things by, only a constant, enduring present moment in which only the State exists.‘ Sage fellow, that Orwell; he saw the future. Thatâs really what these evil motherfuckers want and have in mind, a perpetual present moment in which they elevate themselves to the role of the ultimate, all powerful omniscient new gods. Good luck with that one assholes, because it just so happens to violate the biggest rule in the REAL Divine playbook, âThou shalt have no other gods before me.â Oops! Itâs sounds like you narcissistic pigs are already in over your heads trying to play a game you have NO chance in Hell of ever winning (pun intended). The hollow comfort of the fact it currently appears you may be succeeding is only because the Universe has a bigger sense of humor and is getting a big kick out of watching that self inflicted hubris boner of yours as it just gets bigger and bigger. Gee, if I was a really nice guy, I might try to save you from lots of future trouble, the disaster of an inevitable Holy, righteous ass kicking the rest of us all know is coming by recommending you take a serious look at History to see how it deals with selfish, morally righteous, all knowing horseâs asses like yourselves. But hey, Iâm not really a nice guy so I guess youâll just have to find out for yourselves by learning that lesson the hard way. Kumbayah!
And thatâs what I believe makes these marxist skidmarks wet their little girl panties the most; the haunting and terrifying prospect that Thanksgiving is really about being grateful to a power and source larger than ourselves for the blessings and comfort of living a full life in a state of abundance characterized by a state of NOT wanting or needing. Fuck me in the morning, we canât allow people to have anything like that! How can mass conformity or complete collective social subjagation ever be achieved if those uppity proletariats are permitted to live comfortable lives as the stewards of their own destinies? Dontcha know, that kinda shit can be wild and dangerous? The next thing you know, theyâll all start wanting to build houses, have more babies, take vacations and create exemplary, life affirming, music, art, film, fashion, literature and cultures which elevate them ever higher and closer to the real source of all light and joy. NO, mustnât allow that to ever happen, because the only way these luciferian demons can be happy is by making the rest of us as miserable as possible and itâs not just enough for them to strangle and crush every last tiny amount of pleasure and joy from the present, but it all must be removed from the Past as well. Here, suck on this gigantic, rainbow colored gay ass dildo pacifier to celebrate another State ordained âholiday.â Happy âInternational Gay Tranny Rainbow Buttplug Appreciation Dayâ komrades!
The good news is that God is infinitely patient and will not be mocked. Heâs also in no hurry at all to pull the rug out from under these assholes. HOW do I know this? Because History shows us heâs done it over and over, time and time again. He always plays the long game; a fact completely lost on these fools and once he finally decides heâs had enough and gives them the divine wedgie, their ultimate fall and destruction will be a wonder to behold! PRIDE (hehe) cometh before every fall and these donkee shitbirds have juiced themselves up on so much PRIDE theyâre no longer even certain if they have a twinky or winky down inside of their pants! Just remember this any time you may experience a passing moment of insecurity comprehending the noisy, puffed up, hollow rhetoric of these self righteous, morally bankrupt Unkle Klaus fellators; they are so self deluded, emotionally scrambled and intellectually handicapped by their own lies and bullshit, they donât even know if theyâre a fucking boy or girl! I tell you, itâs only a matter of time before History removes these annoying shitstains. In the meantime, God is amusing himself by letting them have more line before he finally decides to reel them into the boat and beat them to death with a baseball bat. Good times! You heard it here first!
Communists despise GRATITUDE because it is the ultimate agency of abundance and fucking abundance is like the Cross, garlic, silver bullets or a stake thru the heart of their miserable vampire souls. If thereâs one thing which most turns their tiny little, pinheaded world view upside down, inside out, itâs the concept and truth of abundance! Thatâs because abundance violates another one of their ridiculous lies; that the game of Life is really a closed sum proposition and if by some mechanism of intelligence, luck or just plain, good ole fashioned hard work you somehow wind up creating MORE for yourself, then that can only mean you have stolen it from some poor, victimized, underclass chocolate sap you have never even met who lives in some faraway shithole, but that doesnât mean you or I also need to be one of them! Well, Iâm also certainly not beyond giving them help and a hand up, BUT NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF MY OWN SAFETY AND SECURITY AND CERTAINLY NOT AGAINST MY WILL AT THE END OF A GOVERNMENT GUN BARREL. I dunno, have I made myself clear enough on this subject or is further explanation necessary? THE LEFTIST SCARCITY MINDSET IS ONLY ANOTHER FUCKING LIE BEING USED AS A TOOL TO LEVER POWER AND GLOBAL DOMINATION TO A SELECT CLASS OF SELFISH WEALTHY ELITE! There, more clearer still? The truth is there is actually enough to go around for everyone here if we could only finally get rid of all the fucking self appointed criminal garbage who are trying to force their âsolutionsâ on us in order to âsolveâ all the problems they created in the first place. Come on, Man! They couldnât care less about the condition of humanity regardless of all their tyrannical peacocking in the public square of their Fapgog Media whores. Their objective is to force ALL of us into also becoming poor, underclass victim saps living in destitute shitholes. Of course, there will be a slight handling and carrying fee involved for this effort because building new world orders donât come cheap, you ungrateful peasants! Â
So pop another beer and more popcorn! Christmas is right around the corner and the Left really HATES everything Christmas. Thatâs because Christmas is even MORE in their faces about the ultimate expression of individual freedom. Christmas is the celebration of not only everything which is noble, pure, beautiful and joyous about being human, but also the celebration of the new covenant of eternal life and personal salvation. About the triumph of Light over Darkness and Good Over Evil. Good will towards men. Bah humbug, Leftards! If Thanksgiving was the warm up in the bullpen, then Christmas is the pitching in the last inning of the series. Expect tried and true Donkettes everywhere to shit themselves over their collective hatred for Christmas. Expect them to pull the next lame, fake bullshit holiday out of their asses in yet another worthless stab at killing the hope, promise and beauty of Christmas, but we already know better, donât we? Maybe theyâll call this new one âInternational Love Your Pedo Neighbor Dayâ or some such other bullshit. Really SUCKS to be them, donât it? Enjoy the show! âȘ
Merry Christmas, Patriots!
General Mossberg
